and its offspring will be known as string theory


this thread = MC2

this thread farts in your general direction

and what a long, strange trip it's being...

this thread occasionally has jello shots for lunch........

Sadly, a human relative of this thread was murdered, possibly/likely related to being in a witness protection program:

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Posted on Tue, Jan. 22, 2008 - Philadelphia Inquirer

Killing robs state of its key witness

She had been under federal protection in a homicide case.By John Shiffman and Dwight Ott

INQUIRER STAFF WRITERS

Chante Wright wanted to help her boyfriend, who faced 25 years in federal prison for dealing crack. In a deal to cut his sentence by two-thirds, she put her life on the line, agreeing to identify the triggerman in an unrelated murder case.
Wright's testimony was so crucial and so fraught with danger that she became the first state witness in Philadelphia to enter the federal witness-protection program. U.S. marshals gave her a new identity and moved her to Florida.

"The system worked. Well, it would have worked - if she had followed the rules," said a source close to the case. "She's a nice girl who made a bad decision to come back to the neighborhood. Did it get her killed? Probably."

Wright, 23, was killed in Philadelphia early Saturday, seven hours after she arrived from Florida to visit a gravely ill grandmother, on a trip home that authorities had strongly discouraged and that they now suspect led to her death.

“Remarkable. She was only here a few hours,” said another official involved. “It sounds like an execution.”

Wright was slain roughly six weeks before she was scheduled to testify in Common Pleas Court in the murder trial of Hakim Bey, who is charged with the 2000 killing of Moses Williams.

Wright was expected to be the key witness against Bey, who allegedly is a member of what police described as one of the city’s most violent drug organizations.

Now that Wright is dead, Bey’s lawyer, Joseph C. Santaguida, said he thought prosecutors would be likely to drop state murder charges against Bey.

“I don’t want to sound presumptuous, but I don’t know how they can make a case without her,” he said, adding that his client had nothing to do with the killing.

Philadelphia District Attorney Lynne M. Abraham declined to comment on the fate of the Bey trial or on the Wright slaying. “We’ll have to see what comes of the investigations,” she said.

Actually, since this thread has kicked out the Jams, it equals MC5.
Unfortunatly, it is worried that it's Offspring will have low self esteem.

This thread has an appointment with a psychoanalyst later today.

How much of this is covered by this thread's medical insurance?

This thread has full coverage courtesy of the USA. Mental health visits are covered at 100% for up to 13 annual visits and more, when requested by a physician.

This thread hopes she fixed the couch after the last session. /rrrowr.

this thread is a shitty tipper.....


must be Canadian

this thread would never tip a cow...

This thread wants
What it KNOWS it can't have.

this thread once shined Frank Sinatra's shoes.

this thread has a cold wet nose that it likes to stick in your ear while napping on the couch.

this threads nipples are so hard,that they could cut glass.

This thread will stop staring at them when they stop staring at it.

this thread will have what it wants come purgatory or mudpuddle.

This thread is having false labor pains.

This thread wants to know what's for lunch today.

this thread needs to eat more fiber.......

this thread like to spend time at the beach. in Alaska. in January.

and it likes to go to Hell in July

Nothing wrong with Hell in July except the mosquitos.

This thread has a pocket full of rubbers and it's homeboys do too.

this thread say don't you be all up in my face girlfriend,
I gots my stipend!

This thread can't do that thing with its neck.

but it CAN do that thing with its tongue...the one the makes your eyes roll back in your head and gutteral moans emanate from your throat

This thread has "Hello, my name is Ernie. Would you like to come home with me?" tattooed in 56 point type on its tongue. And it has learned how to breathe through its ears.

If I ever see this thread on the street, I'll be tempted to kill it.

threadkiller...

This thread is suffering from halitosis of the liver.

this thread is suffering

this thread missed me yesterday...

This thread is working up the courage to ask 'Dead Threads' for a date.

this thread can't remember its phone number

This thread has buddha nature. It's in the glove compartment of its car.

this thread has bed-head

this old thread,
he played one;
he played knick-knack
on my thumb...

(could be a repeat but, hey, this thread can take it...)

this thread doesn't like tips..........it wants the whole damn thing.

Thish thread ish jober ash a shudge, ocifer.