This thread is rolling in dough and aching to be baked.

this thread used to jam in Joe's garage

This is such a nice thread. it used to cut my grass.

This thread will have to get along without me for the rest of the evening, as the aptly named Cox Cable has cut my internet until tomorrow night while they figure out how to raise everyone's prices.

/me sews...

the thread, of course...

(oh, ye of little faith...)

this thread sings in the church choir.......

This thread is fine. :orly:

This thread will only eat the brightly colored marshmallows,
from the box of Lucky Charms cereal.

does this thread make me look fat?

This thread is quite slimming.

this thread has become unwound...........

this thread is not in giant hamburger's sauce...

this thread is unsung

yeah, but, a hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich...

Pork, ham, pickles, mustard and swiss cheese pressed on Cuban thread. Mmmmm.

This thread is double-woven and crocheted.

i thread the day that this thread snaps out of it...........

this thread can't hide its lyin' eyes
and its smile is a thin disguise

hold the pickles and mustard, please...

this thread does not hold back.......

as this thread ages, it will be able to remove its protective disguise and nobody will recognize it anyway

This thread would frighten,
Gregor Samsa.

This thread is Raid enabled. (Run, Gregor. Or should I say, scuttle.)

this thread bugs me.........



oooohhhhh nooooooo...........






RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread is a level 12 Simon Says champion.

this thread was a teenaged whore...for about 7 minutes

This thread smells like cinnamon and vanilla.

This thread needs to be lightly fried in sesame oil, and then sprinkled with ground paprika.

This thread sees Habitrails.

Don't tell anybody, but this thread knows where Jimmy Hoffa is

This thread is part owner a timeshare in Sheboygan.

this thread even remembers "sheboygan pat..."

This thread once asked a piece of navel lint its opinion of French cheese. It was no more enlightened after waiting a decent interval for a response.

this thread needs to join me for a beer.........

sdrawkcab si daerht siht

this thread prefers pineapple downside-up cake

After that beer and pineapple downside-up cake, this thread's sleeping with me.

this thread talked me into it...

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.co...s/maudite1.jpg
This thread has joined you for a beer.

save the bottles

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ngrockXmas.jpg

Now that's a house that has no cats nor children.

This thread has an itch under its left shoulderblade that it can't quite reach.