This thread is in the Witness Protection Program
 

This thread is the toast of Dubuque.

This thread is where you say things about this thread.

This thread is lonely and wants to kiss you always.

This thread is what nonsense means.

well then,this thread needs to kiss my hairy ass Top..........:thumbsup:

this thread has been potty trained at the 'farm' in williamsburg,VA

may this thread never unravel...or is it ravel...or is it bolero...never mind...

This thread is slightly offended.

This thread does admire Fly's hairy ass.

This thread has fourteen illegitimate children, all named Aloysius, in 6 different European countries.

This thread is still very young so I'm curious to see how it grows and develops. While I like toast, I prefer to think of this thread as a Philly cheesesteak ...wit wiz.

a pre-pubescent thread, if you will.


I want a hobbit.

this thread has unfortunately now been infected like thousands of others in TFP.........:shakehead:

This thread is hobbit forming.

This thread has not been infected, butt assimilated.

No animals were harmed in the making of this thread, and the midgets are already recovering nicely.

Thith thwead is hard to pwonounce with a lithp.

this thread aspires to have mystical properties

i went to philadelphia once, and it should have been closed...

THis thread is very sensitive about its slight harelip.

This thread was never in Sumatra.

This thread is proceeding cautiously, worming its way..profiling
the lot of you.

this is a thread of many colors, and some off-color, too.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/thread.jpg

This thread has reason to suspect that something peculiar is lurking on the next page.

This thread is a bit apprehensive and could use a hug.

this thread peed in the corner when no one was looking

this thread does seem to welcome pee......

"Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things....nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance..."

Macbeth - Act 2, Scene 3

This thread should never be upbraided.

don't be too hasty Top.........i live on a farm man.



:orly:

This thread would, from now on, like to be referred to as Loretta.

Loretta wants her bourbon, now.

Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But she gets it while she can
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Loretta. go home...

This thread is good for flossing...

This thread realizes that asking to be called Loretta was silly and ultimately futile.

This thread is ribbed for her pleasure.

This thread can eat 50 eggs.

this thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

i never saw a purple cow...

This thread has been imprisoned for far too long and yearns for a skin peel to change hue.

This thread has never picked cotton.

This thread will never abandon its purpose - the run for the money.

This thread will help me to find my way from the barn to the house,
in a blizzard.

this thread knows what hobbitses have in their pocketses...

This thread can only be destroyed by being crushed beneath the wheels of the Juggernaut fo the Endless Labyrinth of Kishtun.

this thread is in danger of becoming militantly musical...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...readBanger.jpg

This thread accidentally blew in the wind as you were laying
down the last coat of polyurethane, but it is a blonde one
and no one will really notice except if they rub their hand over the
finish and say something...who needs friends like that anyhoos.

this is the thread that binds the bones

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics/n4957.jpg

this thread shot 3 under par on the front 9

but triple bogeyed 5 of the back 9

been there...

done that...

but couldn't wear the tee shirt because one needs a collar...

(Hell, man, I need a collar and a leash)

This thread is bizarrely satisfying.

This thread does not have gender confusion.

Lucky thread.

This thread reminds me of the one with the dog...and the horse, of course.

This thread is now available in six-packs and forty oz. bottles.

this thread has been known to be kind and tolerant
to the Watchtower peoples.

be kind to jimi...

this thread is anti-bacterial.

If this thread nods out too far...I know CPR.

this thread has been seen drinking cappuchino in italian resturants with oriental women.

This thread is my filament of a lifeline.

This thread is binding us together and so religious it belongs in the "Electric Church"

http://play.rhapsody.com/jimihendrix...churchredhouse

This thread is nonsense.

oh...never mind...

this thread doesn't mind.........

This thread minds itself.

Thread stage is a small range between 223-234 degrees F.

this thread is going nowhere at breakneck speed

and guess what? if it hits a wall at breakneck speed it becomes:

This thread is satisfyingly bizarre?????

this thread has already recognized fly's caboose.....

This thread has more hits than Mike Tyson's ego when he talks.

This thread doesn't give a damn.

damn this thread

this thread is damned

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...amned_1995.jpg

Yeah!

I took this thread out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

This thread wants a fish ladder before the salmon swim up it on their way to Capistrano.

This thread is railing and derailing against cruel fate (and Fly's caboose)

dis thread, dem bones...now hear the word of the lord...

This thread wants you to give up the funk.

This thread was born under a bad sign
and if it wasn't for bad luck
this thread wouldn't have no luck at all.

:D :thumbsup:



this thread redlines at 8000 RPM


this thread requires 4 AA batteries*







*not included

Dayem! Forgot I even knew that one!

This thread comes in XS, S, M, L and XL!

this threads thread count is 72...and counting

like fiddling with a loose tooth that hangs by a thread.

the wick factor of this thread is close to 2...


http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/c...TRY=1&SRETRY=0

This thread stands strong against fly's opposition

This thread has never touched anabolic steroids.

obviously, this thread would deny it even if it did........

Nevertheless, this thread has a very nice asterisk and is glad you noticed.

i oppose this thread.........

.


<--- this thread did not have sex with that woman...

This thread is naked.

Well then I'm having sex with this thread. See you all later. Though I don't usually kiss and tell, since this is a private thread I'll let all of you know how I make out.

this thread is sad, but stands proudly anyway

That woman said that this thread got a comma on her dress though, but this thread thinks it might just be her period.

This thread encompasses all things irrespective of acceptance or opposition.

This thread will assimilate Fly.

this thread comfortably sleeps 4

this thread has good schools

this thread has pulled back the foreskin of misconception and applied the wire brush of enlightment.

this thread does +2 lightning damage

this thread has yet to see the dark side of the moon...

sadly, this thread has seen a moon.......

zip.........bang..........to the moon thread

This thread has yet to witness a lunar eclipse.

Not a thread of the moon is seen today 1-8-2008 new moon.

This thread does mysterious things.

This thread just lays there.

This thread delivers a B Krush critical on a 96 or higher.

This thread would like to point out that using the terms biznatch or shizznit is not the same thing as having street cred.

This thread thinks Rudy Giuliani's speech impediment is the most presidential thing about him.

This thread is a tiger in the sack if you know where to tickle it.

This thread will never be the longest thread because everyone who posts here posts there too. (This thread is sad because it thinks you all don't love it as much as it loves you.)

Is this thread mitosis or meiosis?

this thread invented cold fusion

This thread is niether mitosis (which are on the end of mifeetses) or myiosis (which are firmly between mienses and mipiesis), but rather miapotheosis.

This thread wishes it could get really high, but that would violate its probation.

busted.

This thread has hereby been released on its own reconizance.

thread thread hread hread read read read ead ead ead ad ad ad adt adt
adth adth adth adthr adthr adthre adthre adthrea adthrea adthread.

This thread has gone beyond the pale - it's definitely meiosis!