This thread can drink coffee right before hitting the bed and still be snoring in less than five minutes.

This thread ate my post again! (Prob'ly dipped it in it's coffee first!)

This thread once read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones in one sitting, and then had to spend several weeks reading nothing but H. P. Lovecraft stories to regain its sanity.

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this thread is connected so dont mess with it

this thread still collects S & H green stamps...

this thread (as do i) loves HP Lovecraft.........

This thread is frayed.

this thread comes in a multitude of colors

Would you say this thread had a plethora of piñatas?

this thread not only questions authority...
it uses it as a condiment in omeletes.

this thread pushes "all the news that's fit to print" right off the front page...

This thread is a not too particularly painful hang-nail,
that I get to fiddle with, endlessly.

this thread is sweet like vinegar and full of light like a black hole.

This thread"wants what it knows it can't have."

&, 2, it "wants what's in the palm of its hand"

this thread is equally efficient with both hands....

This thread has an itch below the left shoulder blade it can't quite reach..

this thread is hosting a superbowl party later this evening and it told me you are all invited, though the criminals who are stalking it and the reason it has to live in the witness protection program are not invited so don't tell them about it, and this thread said it wants the Patriots to win, and it would like somebody to bring Hawaiin sweet bread and Nutella to the party, the rest of us can bring beer.

this thread has lived a surreptitious life under
the thumb of patriarchy,
but cannot remain,
bitter.

:D

this thread has no idea what ring just posted...

May this thread go skinny dipping with me.

This thread is eating my brain.

this thread does NOT want the Patriots win, because it does not like to see cheaters prosper.

this thread is backing the Giants all the way, though it honestly doesn't hold much hope of that happening.

come on down...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...westhottub.jpg

or, if you prefer...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...eywestpool.jpg


this whole thread is invited...

This thread is non demon essential all.

This thread believes in ourselves.

well I hope you're happy!


"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."

This thread is feeling ever so slightly smug.

this thread is waiting for baseball season to begin

this thread may have protected a programmed witness...

this thread is on a mission

the missionary position does not bore this thread as long as there is true love involved

This thread finds your lack of pants disturbing.

This thread enjoys guzzling ice cold spring water.

this thread weighs its answers, savoring the art of delayed gratification,
and reflection.

This thread has SUCH and Headache. Oye!

this thread would like to thank uncle mystro for the reminder of how freakin' cold it is outside.........



(as you know phil,normally i'd save this for joe but....)



*Bastard*

this thread is a warm breeze, wafting gently from the gulf...

This thread enjoys Nutella Lp

This thread is enjoying anticipation.

I'm sure this thread was the inspiration for Carly when she wrote:

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway
And I wonder if Im really with you now
Or just chasing after some finer day.

This thread wonders why oh why did ketchup have to mess that up? :p