this thread belongs in the witless introspective pogrom...

This thread is easily influenced by its rowdier friends.

this thread has not yet seen monday night football...

This thread has the key to the bathroom.

this thread left the toilet seat up...on purpose

This thread doesn't know if it's a.m. or p.m.

This thread does not wish to be catheterized.

No one ever said this thread was born yesterday. I know. I read back through it.

This thread also doesn't know if it's AC or DC.

this thread's door may swing both ways...

this thread wants to party!

This thread will be there.

Oh, wait... Why don't you come over here?

This thread will be there like blanca en arroz.

This thread begs to yield.

This thread worships fools on hummocks.

This thread needs some duct tape.

this thread could also use somw wd-40...

(Maybe) this thread wants something else.

this thread can fix anything with a pair of vice-grips and a roll of duct tape

This thread loves a good shagging.

This thread has had it and is heading outta town.

on the walls of its holding cell at the local prison, this thread saw wisdom scrawled on the wall:

why do they call it duck tape? it seals up quacks for a good time call 543-8892 and ask for Jane

This thread is in the nitwit....nitwet.. ... witless... something...

this thread is in need of a big 'ol......


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no really...........it is.

this thread went to shit, but the hogs DIDN'T eat it...

this thread has been eatin' and drinkin' quite well, and wants to cha cha ...

ooooo, I like cha cha. Are you in a S.American or Caribbean vacation spot? Or did you mean short for Aretha Franklin's "Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools..."?

This thread once worked on a chain gang.

this thread weilds a big sledgehammer......

this thread has a college degree...

this thread can't do a thing with it's hair...

but knows how to cha cha

this thread refuses to do the Macarena, the Electric Slide or the Chicken Dance

This thread is tuned to the string next to it.

this thread is drop D tuned........

This thread is starting a new business venture as a witness protection program consultant. Company stocks are sure to double and triple in value over the next short time period. If you would like to purchase stocks in this sure bet, just paypal the funds to BadNick's account and our business manager will mail you the stock certificates.

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this thread is still being pulled through a raggedy old pair of jeans by the needle in the haystack...

This thread has corns and bunions

This thread wishes it could figure out how to masturbate.

This thread could learn a lesson from someone with a "creative" mind on such things... if it can be done with patio furniture, the sky's the limit

http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-...a-patio-table/

This thread has been blown away.

this thread is still living its usefulness...