this thread is not going blind...

This thread can see clearly now.

This thread has illustrations...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/77880292.jpg

This thread is having a problem at home with little moths, but luckily they do not have protection so I am smashing them as fast as I see them ...probably not much productive use, but it gives me some satisfaction and you know what Mick said about that. I'm suspicious that some other anonymous witness planted some cute but infested stuffed animals in our home from whence they are emerging. The cute stuffed ones are rapidly being exported to our garage and shortly to the local dump.

This thread is just bursting at the seams.

this thread is getting ready to bust out all over...

If this thread does bust out, there will be a reward for information leading to the apprehension and arrest of this thread. The posse will be out looking to bring it back in, dead or alive.

This thread wants to live.

This thread will monitor your pulse.

wait until june...

This thread wonders who june is.

This thread notices, that june rhymes with spoon...
and silvery moon...

This thread is ready to tuck it's little head into bed.

it's a little known fact that this thread taught Young MC how to "bust a move"

this thread could be craving pickles and ice cream...

This thread is overdue.

This thread gives you more pictures of pods....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...F81-407143.jpg

http://www.ugo.com/images/articles/0...903558_big.jpg

This thread would appreciate it if you would keep your damn, dirty pods off it.

(Despite it's harsh tone, though, God only knows where this thread would be without the Ring's invigorating touch.):thumbsup:

Ohhh myyy my...this thread has CAPITALIZED..my name...

( I should talk to someone in charge about that..it would look more fitting)

Love ya Tophat...six six ahem...five.

This thread is fiercely intertwined with Donald Sutherland and Dennis Weaver.

this thread thinks you've all forgotten about andy devine...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ndy-devine.jpg

you go, jingles...

...ahh, good old Andy, not to mention Roy Rogers who was personally responsible for putting many bad guys behind bars where some eventually entered witness protection programs. Also, wasn't it Roy who once said, when talking about pickles, ice cream, and overdue

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Despite the rumours, this thread is not a moyl and begs forgiveness for ethnical misspellings.

this thread regrets the inconvenience...

this thread begs you to pardon its mess

Just because this thread is unabashedly flamboyant it does not mean that it prefers threads of the same gender. Nor does it mean that it can't be stealthy. They don't call it the Gold Lamé Ninja for nothing.

This thread is proud to continue in the same vein...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../u19414542.jpg

(Now THAT was UNUSUALLY prurient!)

This thread wonders if it was not your son.

I like the little guy, though. I hope they have good childcare in witness protection.

This thread will never be beyond the pale..(it blushes too much)

A pitcher's worth a thousand words.

yjr eoymrdd [tprvyopm [tpnts,


^ secret code when I shifted my hands one key to the right on the qwerty keyboard. yjsml upi gpt upit syyrmyopm/

Ouch, that hurts. I'm too lazy to look for my secret decoder, Ring.

here, jewels...pick one:

http://www.mwotrc.com/rr2005_08/decoders.htm

Wahhhhhh :cry: I wanted the one from the Cracker Jack box.

Ooooh what about Dick Tracy?

As part of the witness protection program, Dick Tracy has started seeing Pussy Galore and they make such a nice witness couple. Hi Dick and Pussy, hope you are using all this protection.

This thread almost messed up the cover of the witness protection program. :eek:

this thread would blend right in with the peanut gallery...

This thread thinks Phil is pulling its legume.

This thread is a part-time vegan.