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Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 02:36 PM

(Hell, man, I need a collar and a leash)

This thread is bizarrely satisfying.

ring 01-05-2008 02:42 PM

This thread does not have gender confusion.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-05-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
This thread does not have gender confusion.

Lucky thread.

This thread reminds me of the one with the dog...and the horse, of course.

Tophat665 01-05-2008 04:06 PM

This thread is now available in six-packs and forty oz. bottles.

ring 01-05-2008 04:18 PM

this thread has been known to be kind and tolerant
to the Watchtower peoples.

uncle phil 01-05-2008 04:30 PM

be kind to jimi...


Fotzlid 01-05-2008 07:27 PM

this thread is anti-bacterial.

ring 01-05-2008 07:31 PM

If this thread nods out too far...I know CPR.

Fotzlid 01-05-2008 07:41 PM

this thread has been seen drinking cappuchino in italian resturants with oriental women.

ring 01-05-2008 07:59 PM

This thread is my filament of a lifeline.

BadNick 01-05-2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
be kind to jimi...


This thread is binding us together and so religious it belongs in the "Electric Church"

http://play.rhapsody.com/jimihendrix...churchredhouse

Zooksport2 01-05-2008 10:15 PM

This thread is nonsense.

uncle phil 01-06-2008 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
This thread is nonsense.


oh...never mind...

paddyjoe 01-06-2008 06:39 AM

this thread doesn't mind.........

Ourcrazymodern? 01-06-2008 07:38 AM

This thread minds itself.

ring 01-06-2008 09:04 AM

Thread stage is a small range between 223-234 degrees F.

Sion 01-06-2008 11:48 AM

this thread is going nowhere at breakneck speed

uncle phil 01-06-2008 12:20 PM

and guess what? if it hits a wall at breakneck speed it becomes:


Zooksport2 01-06-2008 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
This thread is bizarrely satisfying.


This thread is satisfyingly bizarre?????

Fly 01-06-2008 01:03 PM

http://andrapos.com/PostPics/trainwreck2.jpg

paddyjoe 01-06-2008 01:13 PM

this thread has already recognized fly's caboose.....

Plan9 01-06-2008 02:09 PM

This thread has more hits than Mike Tyson's ego when he talks.

jewels 01-06-2008 04:08 PM

This thread doesn't give a damn.

Fly 01-06-2008 04:21 PM

damn this thread

BadNick 01-06-2008 04:27 PM

this thread is damned

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...amned_1995.jpg

Tophat665 01-06-2008 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid
this thread has been seen drinking cappuchino in italian resturants with oriental women.

Yeah!

I took this thread out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
damn this thread

This thread wants a fish ladder before the salmon swim up it on their way to Capistrano.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

This thread is railing and derailing against cruel fate (and Fly's caboose)

uncle phil 01-06-2008 05:27 PM

dis thread, dem bones...now hear the word of the lord...


Tophat665 01-06-2008 06:15 PM

This thread wants you to give up the funk.

BadNick 01-06-2008 08:14 PM

This thread was born under a bad sign
and if it wasn't for bad luck
this thread wouldn't have no luck at all.

Fotzlid 01-06-2008 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Yeah!

I took this thread out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.


:D :thumbsup:



this thread redlines at 8000 RPM


this thread requires 4 AA batteries*







*not included

jewels 01-07-2008 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
dis thread, dem bones...now hear the word of the lord...

Dayem! Forgot I even knew that one!

This thread comes in XS, S, M, L and XL!

Sion 01-07-2008 08:50 AM

this threads thread count is 72...and counting

ring 01-07-2008 09:22 AM

like fiddling with a loose tooth that hangs by a thread.

uncle phil 01-07-2008 10:57 AM

the wick factor of this thread is close to 2...


http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/c...TRY=1&SRETRY=0

blahblah454 01-07-2008 11:21 AM

This thread stands strong against fly's opposition

jewels 01-07-2008 11:55 AM

This thread has never touched anabolic steroids.

paddyjoe 01-07-2008 12:15 PM

obviously, this thread would deny it even if it did........

Tophat665 01-07-2008 12:35 PM

Nevertheless, this thread has a very nice asterisk and is glad you noticed.

Fly 01-07-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblah454
This thread stands strong against fly's opposition



i oppose this thread.........

uncle phil 01-07-2008 01:50 PM

.


<--- this thread did not have sex with that woman...


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