This thread remembers watching Topper as a child, it was one of this threads favorite TV shows, happen to be about transparent/transcendant couple, very funny. When this thread is put to death, it will come back and haunt all the people posting in this thread, just for fun. If you feel something tickle you under the blankets in the middle of the night, it will be this thread.

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This thread has shed its skin....no need for protection..

oh that reminds me of something..
I found a shed snake-skin in the desert of arizona some time ago..

I imagine the person who invented cigar-boxes..
would be most happy
to know
all the
other
things
they are good for...

this thread has never been to spain...

This thread wants to sing whenever Uncle Phil's around.

This thread wonders why "trivia sections are discouraged
under Wikipedia guidelines."

While wearing only boots of Spanish leather, this thread loves to be bound and whipped by Spanish leather ...but in a gentle, caring way. And this thread wishes to thank Bob Dylan.

This thread now has 'Venus in Furs' playing in its brain.

...oh oh, now I have Venus in Blue Jeans by Bobby Vinton playing in my head. Next will come Memory Lane, Town Without Pity, and Duke of Earl.

Although no one's asked how it went and some skeins are feeling hurt, the ultrasound has confirmed that this thread is carrying undecaplets.
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I do enjoy a cigar once or twice a year, so I'll smoke a good one in your honor, jewels ...and a couple beers, too, they go good with a cigar ...oh wait, a nice old port also goes good with a cigar ...and a fine old single malt scotch. I'll get started on it today.

PS: I still don't get this mysterious expectation thing.

this thread is telling me to ... just ... freakin' ... DO IT!!!

This thread told my dog to enter a seminary.

This thread is not worried about catching cooties,
from the 'Longest Thread Ever.'

This thread drank too much Tokay and spent the evening figuring out ways to train the cooties from the Longest Thread Ever to turn on their creator. Then it woke up in a puddle of saliva and had to spend several eons in most of an hour evolving a spine before it could make coffee and seek out the alka seltzer.

this thread is Oroboros

This thread likes the idea of a turned on creator.

this thread blew by you...

It wasn't in this solar system and it can't divulge which solar system it was in or it would compromise the witness protection program, but this thread witnessed a simultaneous total eclipse of 3 suns.

This thread believes that the course of the universe is determined by God chasing itself in an ever decreasing circle around the universe, until at some point it will disappear up it's own fundament. Not really, but it likes to see the word "circumtheosodomgnosis" in print. (As if some occult hand put it there.)

This thread enjoys being a christened facilitating catalyst.

this thread KNOWS that you can't say that three times real fast...

this thread ain't even tryin' ...

This thread knows, Nobody Does It Better.

This thread becomes ever so slightly tumescent when the thought of Sheena Easton circa 1983 crosses its mind.

One of the reassons this thread is now in witness protection is because of quite noticeable inappropriate tumescence when thinking of Sheena ...going to go look for pics now.

this thread shall enlighten you about the fine art of octagonal entendres

Is that like a double entendre about something you ate, or about something that you foresaw?

are we there yet?

this thread isn't quite there yet...

Where this thread is is neither here nor there.

this thread is everywhere

This thread can 'always' be kissed on a Sunday.


Postscript: this thread likes to tie up loose ends.

this thread can be kissed more than once...

this thread is yapping with Nancy on messenger

This thread can call me anytime.

hello, anytime.

This thread doesn't really know what time it is.

this thread doesn't really care...

does this thread give a flying fuck......?

shoo fly ...this thread is hoping for a shoefly pie with a hacksaw in it ...in case it does get incarcerated someday.