may this thread forgive me.

This thread is not heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. It is pansexual and wants to kiss you always, remember?

this thread bought
a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pyjamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case

This thread sings the blues about poetic injustice both for the people and by the people.

this old thread, he played one,
he played knick-knack on my thumb...

This thread was filmed in front of a live studio audience.



Sit Ubu sit... good dog.

this thread likes to kick little dogs.

When it's by itself it's called a thread, but when it's with others of the same species they're called a 'dongle of threed'.

I read it in a book once.

this thread also read a book once, but prefers comic books......

This thread is a bilingual illiterate. It cannot read in two languages.

I'm making a doily out of this thread.

This thread is in position to give ceiling cat a push when the time is right.
http://www.ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg

If this thread gets sentenced to death, it wants a rare porterhouse steak, au gratin potatoes, and brussel sprouts (steamed, then heated in very hot olive oil) for it's last meal.

this thread knows which side of its bread the butter is on

treat this thread tendrily

this thread likes pina coladas...

This thread likes getting caught in the rain ...

awww...

this thread plans it's escape...

This thread really appreciates all the input, but is still lonely and wants a pet. Does anyone have a pet they could give this thread to keep it company when you all are away?

Everybody knows that. It's the side facing the carpet.

True that. This thread loves to be entwined.

Ahh but what's it gonna do about him, Him, HIM!

this thread longs for the days when vast heards of bison roamed the plains and the hunting was good.

this thread should name the pet "kemo sabe..."

This thread remembers what it smells like downwind of a herd of bison.

For a pet, this thread would like something interesting, but not too large, nor too frail, that doesn't shed much, and can be fed with items on hand.

This thread is spinning, bobbing and mending.

Doctor Jack Seward: Your diet, Mr. Renfield is disgusting.
Renfield: Actually, they're perfectly nutritious. You see each life that I ingest gives me life.
Doctor Jack Seward: The fly gives you life?
Renfield: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat a molecule with chopsticks than to interest me in lesser carnivore.
Doctor Jack Seward: I shall have to invent a new classification of a lunatic like you. What about spiders? Spiders eat the flies.
Renfield: Yes, spiders eat them.
Doctor Jack Seward: But what about sparrows?
Renfield: Oh, yes. Did you say sparrows?
Doctor Jack Seward: Something larger perhaps?
Renfield: Oh, yes, a kitten. I beg you, a little, sleek, a playful kitten... something I can teach, I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten.
Doctor Jack Seward: Wouldn't you prefer a cat?
Renfield: Oh, yes, a big cat! My salvation depends upon it!

This thread is spinning a web.

I can appreciate that.

Maybe get a child?

this thread will not weave a tangled web...

[threads speaks]......mmmmmmmmmmm...........bison............[/end thread speaks]

This thread, though supportive of nearly all orientations, would prefer it's son were totally straight, if it had its druthers.

Unlike most other pets, children are really only good pets when they're asleep. Although this thread wouldn't mind that Kenny kid from Southpark as a pet - always seems to come back after fatal injuries, so probably bullet-proof - an excellent quality in a home security animal.

this thread is packed and ready for an expedition to Mars but has to wait till the planets are aligned better.

reports of this thread's demise have been grossly exagerated

This thread stayed up all night studying for an I exam.

this thread laughs at its own jokes ...hahaahaahaaaaha

This thread once told me a story about a little duck that lost it's hat and it made me cry.

This thread doesn't think of you, and how you left it cryin'

This thread is a bitter, callous individual with very little love left to give.

this thread has gas.............

this thread is a gas.........

THis thread is an adherent to the maxim that the more love you give, the more you have to give.

Also, the love you take is equal to the love you make and someday monkey play piano songs.

Play piano songs.

THis thread is a noble gas.
http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i3/08/danal.s.jpg

this thread is very close to becoming a classical gas...

This thread is penetrating my tinfoil.