This thread is like the sourdough mother.

this thread will get NOTHING and like it!

This thread will be seen and not herded

This thread is chock full of malty goodness.
This thread is, in fact, a sourdough uncle.
This thread will be obscene and not hurt.
This thread will like the nothing so long as it's sweet.

this thread could use a spanking......

little tiny threads, all over my face...

I do so love this thread.

this thread feels the love.....

this thread feels that pj's avatar is at least three years old...

if pj's been shaving (or neglecting it) since he's been 3yo, he's probably reading this thread from federal prison

This thread ate my last post!!!!

^ if your last post was poisonous, this thread will end up in the dead threads thread.

Poisonous, no. Amusing, yes, but eating it was probably a little 2g1c.

Thuis thread has taken a turn for the bizarre. Won't someone please save it?

This thread just guzzled a Rockstar.

this thread just grew a beard on it's ass......

This thread will be Lithgow's finest role.

This thread is somewhere in every Where's Waldo drawing.

(Good one, Nick.)

this thread thinks that joe is an ass............:D

this thread refused to shovel the driveway and is currently eating snacks while on the couch.

I bear witness that we are this thread.

this thread DOES NOT stoop to name calling........:p

This thread would never dream of calling Paddyjoe Mr. Poopypants.

this thread would not be complete without...

This thread does not ruin it's appetite when starting with dessert.

This thread has me scratching my head.

This thread would like a deep tissue massage.

Yes it would.

This thread is a high-yield cold fusion bomb with a timer that's counting down, but not to zero.

well then........this thread is nothin' but a pussy..........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1200354071




this thread demands apologies.......

with happy ending

This thread has little dignity.

It will take what it can get.

really.............



well then this thread can kiss my hairy..............hmmmmmmmm...


this thread has already done that.

when this thread has a boo-boo, it cries for its mommy

this thread is startin' to turn into a bit of a bitch..........

/me does not wish to introduce elton john to this thread...

This thread is stone cold sober as a matter of fact.
This thread is better than you.

This thread has a mohair suit (you know I read it on TFP-eeeee).

/ I have no compunctions about introducing Sir Elton.

This thread wears high heels and big sunglasses.

this thread wears it's war wound like a crown, but has yet to call it's child Jesus...

In its new witness protection program identity, this thread moved to Montana to become a dental floss tycoon.