This thread is naked.

Well then I'm having sex with this thread. See you all later. Though I don't usually kiss and tell, since this is a private thread I'll let all of you know how I make out.

this thread is sad, but stands proudly anyway

That woman said that this thread got a comma on her dress though, but this thread thinks it might just be her period.

This thread encompasses all things irrespective of acceptance or opposition.

This thread will assimilate Fly.

this thread comfortably sleeps 4

this thread has good schools

this thread has pulled back the foreskin of misconception and applied the wire brush of enlightment.

this thread does +2 lightning damage

this thread has yet to see the dark side of the moon...

sadly, this thread has seen a moon.......

zip.........bang..........to the moon thread

This thread has yet to witness a lunar eclipse.

Not a thread of the moon is seen today 1-8-2008 new moon.

This thread does mysterious things.

This thread just lays there.

This thread delivers a B Krush critical on a 96 or higher.

This thread would like to point out that using the terms biznatch or shizznit is not the same thing as having street cred.

This thread thinks Rudy Giuliani's speech impediment is the most presidential thing about him.

This thread is a tiger in the sack if you know where to tickle it.

This thread will never be the longest thread because everyone who posts here posts there too. (This thread is sad because it thinks you all don't love it as much as it loves you.)

Is this thread mitosis or meiosis?

this thread invented cold fusion

This thread is niether mitosis (which are on the end of mifeetses) or myiosis (which are firmly between mienses and mipiesis), but rather miapotheosis.

This thread wishes it could get really high, but that would violate its probation.

busted.

This thread has hereby been released on its own reconizance.

thread thread hread hread read read read ead ead ead ad ad ad adt adt
adth adth adth adthr adthr adthre adthre adthrea adthrea adthread.

This thread has gone beyond the pale - it's definitely meiosis!

This thread is searching for its bukket, so it is not beyond the pail. Not yet.

This thread is standing on the corner, waiting, uncomfortably near that strange person with the broom.

/me groans, and hopes the thread oesn't suffer...

Hansel?

Hansel?

Hansel?

Broom is the only way to fly, and this thread knows it.

is that a bukkake bukket?

This thread is shiny, looks tasty,
and
we
bit.

this thread drinks coffee and smokes big cigars...

This thread makes one of my eyes larger than the other. O_o

*CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP*

This thread has swallows in its barn.

This thread has bats in its belfry.

This thread is lookin' sexay today! :suave:

this thread is made for wearing
and that's what I'm going to do
one of these days this thread will be wearing all over you


...I take a little poetic license there

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...c-license2.jpg

this thread is getting old...........
http://www.halloween-mask.com/Toybox/graphics/hag.jpg

this thread DOES NOT need more pictures of uncle phil........

this thread can lick me like a lollipop



http://www.ozarkdelight.com/images/p...ollipops32.jpg

So how many licks does it take to get to the center of Fly?
I don't know, ask Owl. He knows everything.
http://imatt.us/mt/archives/orly.JPG
A one
A two
A three
**CHOMP**
A three

This thread longs for the days when commercials were more amusing that the TV shows because the commercials were well written, rather than the TV shows being crap.

this thread has drank half a bottle of vodka and doesnt know where its going....

This thread is having a mid life crisis and wants a convertible and a thread from the titty board as a trophy wife.

this thread needs to let it's Top down...........

This thread is outspoken.