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mixedmedia 08-21-2009 02:59 AM

This thread has a one-year limited warranty.

Tophat665 08-21-2009 06:48 AM

This thread is scotch tapes butterscotch candies to scotch eggs.

uncle phil 08-21-2009 04:49 PM

this thread scootches over a little bit more toward the driver...

BadNick 08-21-2009 09:43 PM

this thread sometimes dips its putter into scotch

mixedmedia 08-22-2009 03:14 AM

Sometimes this thread can't feel its toes.

jewels 08-22-2009 04:21 AM

This thread is kind to strangers, except on Thursdays.

Xerxys 08-22-2009 11:00 AM

This thread jacks!

Fremen 08-22-2009 03:10 PM

This thread unravels fast.

uncle phil 08-22-2009 03:52 PM

this thread fits into fre's sleeper jammies nicely...

Tophat665 08-22-2009 06:50 PM

This thread has the body of a 16 year old boy and the brain of a German shepherd. They're out in it's trunk if you want to go see.

BadNick 08-22-2009 07:29 PM

This thread is gonna tach'em up and, buddy, gonna shut you down.

ottopilot 08-22-2009 08:54 PM

this thread invented the Snuggie.

jewels 08-23-2009 04:32 AM

This thread prefers inebriation to annihilation.

mixedmedia 08-23-2009 04:34 AM

This thread is not ashamed of itself.

Tophat665 08-23-2009 05:56 AM

This thread does the things that are needful.

Fly 08-23-2009 07:00 AM

this thread got on it's badmotor scooter to ride......

Tophat665 08-23-2009 07:55 PM

This thread's got a chicken to ride, so it don't care.
http://www.melissaturner.com/images/...strations4.jpg

Fremen 08-23-2009 11:39 PM

This thread tried to ride a hippo.

jewels 08-24-2009 01:15 AM

This thread was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song.

mixedmedia 08-24-2009 02:48 AM

This thread got fired for beatboxing during conference calls.

uncle phil 08-24-2009 03:19 AM

this thread played knick-knack on its thumb...

BadNick 08-24-2009 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2692925)
This thread was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song.

This thread just had a flashback to being 15yo and seeing them live in 1964 when they came to Philadelphia's Convention Hall. I bet you can find this thread in this vid since this thread was sitting...errr, standing...in the 3rd row, barely able to hear due to all the little girl threads screaming the whole time.


Tophat665 08-24-2009 05:40 AM

When this thread was young, it wanted to be one of Ringo Starr's nose hairs when it grew up.

ottopilot 08-24-2009 10:44 AM

This thread once knew a girl from Nantucket.

Tophat665 08-24-2009 10:50 AM

This thread once constructed a condom of pewter.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-24-2009 02:56 PM

this thread is > a little frustrated w/this forum.

Tophat665 08-24-2009 02:58 PM

Sounds like this thread should ought to cage a few wobblypops off of Fly.

uncle phil 08-24-2009 03:43 PM

this thread knows that fly will share...

Ourcrazymodern? 08-24-2009 04:39 PM

This thread is eager to admit it needs many others to make some cloth.

mixedmedia 08-24-2009 05:36 PM

This thread never said the word 'fucktoid'...before tonight.

Fly 08-24-2009 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2692843)
This thread's got a chicken to ride, so it don't care.
http://www.melissaturner.com/images/...strations4.jpg





this thread thinks that Top is fucking brilliant

---------- Post added at 06:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 PM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2693254)
Sounds like this thread should ought to cage a few wobblypops off of Fly.


Fly has pops baby.......


Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2693290)
this thread knows that fly will share...



.........and you're damn right i will.......

Fremen 08-24-2009 06:16 PM

This thread exits, stage right, even.

jewels 08-25-2009 01:31 AM

This thread began as a ball of hot and dense gases.

uncle phil 08-25-2009 02:49 AM

then this thread made a big bang...

Tophat665 08-25-2009 03:52 AM

Feeling particularly juvenile, this thread said, "That's what she said, phil."
/ It's a damn long drive to BC, but one of these days.

Fly 08-25-2009 04:27 PM

this thread would enjoy Top on a trip to BC.........




and i don't mean Barcardi and Coke's..........

Fremen 08-25-2009 09:00 PM

This thread is confused about its sexual identity, and would like to be held, but is not sure by who.

Tophat665 08-25-2009 09:09 PM

This thread is looking for a totally gender neutral hug.

jewels 08-26-2009 01:33 AM

This thread does not want to be returned to the factory.

mixedmedia 08-26-2009 03:22 AM

This thread wants cake.


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