this thread was up awfully early..........hmmmm.........did it mess the bed maybe?

this thread knows a teflon don...

This thread might slide, but it hasn't slipped.

this thread IS a gas, man...crazy, groovy...jumpin jack flash its a gas gas gas

this thread has infinite quantum of solace

What Would This Thread Do?

this thread will always do the right thing........

Aha, but this thread knows something you do not... that it is not really left-handed.

This thread is portentous.

This thread was choking on a bit of dry toast that got caught in it's throat but it's all better now.

It thanks you for asking.

This thread has studied its Agrippa.

this thread would never spill it's wine...

this thread would stomp some grapes, though......

this thread likes red wine.............



........and this thread thinks joe is an ass...........:D

this thread is reflected in one dew drop on the grass

This thread is throwing a cocktail party and wants you to bring the hors d'oeuvres.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ores3hr_wm.jpg
Did someone say whores?

This thread is afraid it will run out of little paper umbrellas for the drinks if people are bringing whores.

This thread is going to hell now.

This thread has partial paralytical psychosis on Tuesdays, Thursdays and sometime Sundays.

THIS THREAD NEVER FUCKING SAID THAT






:lol:

This thread laughs more than it cries, but it does both quite loudly.

this thread rocks the Casbah

This thread took the initiative in creating the internet.

This thread seeks 'peaceful coexistence'.

this threads number has been retired

This thread is sweating and fiddling with its collar.

This thread needs a lullabye.

jehovah witnessed this thread...

This thread needs ownership.

This thread just wants to be hugged.

this threads count is a nice soft 352

Poor little thread :( This post of this thread has been accused of being a palindrome.

This thread wants what it knows it can't have, so I kissed her again...

This thread just became aware that it's pregnant.

oh my god, now this thread will have baby threads in the witness protection program so all the little baby threads will grow up without a true place and home and will turn out to be hardened criminals just like this thread was before it went into witness protection.

You have no concrete evidence that this thread was a hardened criminal. This thread is, however, an incorrigible punster. And You just incorriged it.

this thread never handed in its dime at the kendall square station...

My legal councel said I should retract my statement suggesting that this thread is guilty before proven so by a court of law. Our Constitution protects all equally, even threads.

This thread is on a wild and crazy ride.