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ring 01-19-2008 08:31 AM

This thread wishes it could literally be it's own antonym.

Fotzlid 01-19-2008 01:38 PM

this thread is heading to the mountains for the weekend

BadNick 01-19-2008 02:03 PM

this thread is full of good yarns ...tell us some.

How many Fotzlid's does it take to ski down a slippery slope?

Tophat665 01-19-2008 06:38 PM

This thread has figured out how to get the boat up the mountain, but still can't see what good it would do.

This thread demonstrates the converse of metonymy.

BadNick 01-19-2008 07:37 PM

The boat went over the mountain to see what it could see.

Probably because of the talented posters in this thread, this thread emphasizes metonymy, synecdoche and extreme instances of paratactical structures in its compositions, which, even when employing everyday speech, create a far different texture than lesser threads at TFP.

Sion 01-20-2008 03:39 AM

all your base are belong to this thread

Tophat665 01-20-2008 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
all your base are belong to this thread

Therefore, you must all be on acid.

This thread is for great justice, if not great grammar.

This thread is cool for Cats, but not so much for Squeeze.

ring 01-20-2008 08:40 AM

This thread will never be a pugnacious pugilist.

Tophat665 01-20-2008 09:29 AM

This thread rests secure in the certainty that fisticuffs is a passe pass-time, and limits its forays into mayhem to keenly wounding rhetoric.

ring 01-20-2008 09:33 AM

keen this thread is.

uncle phil 01-20-2008 12:52 PM

this thread accompanied w. c. fields to philadelphia once, but it was closed...

Fotzlid 01-20-2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
this thread is full of good yarns ...tell us some.

How many Fotzlid's does it take to ski down a slippery slope?

lol. only one and badly at that.

this thread is going for it on 4th and 1.

BadNick 01-20-2008 07:34 PM

this thread missed the field goal

Tophat665 01-20-2008 09:19 PM

This thread has three nipples.
(nipple. nipple. See!)

Fotzlid 01-20-2008 11:11 PM

this thread has seen Paris and is happily returning to the farm.

uncle phil 01-21-2008 03:33 AM

this thread carried coal to newcastle...

Sion 01-21-2008 04:01 AM

this thread was born to love you...this thread was born to lick your face

jewels 01-21-2008 04:07 AM

This thread is unpretentious.

paddyjoe 01-21-2008 04:36 AM

this thread laughs in the face of danger....

Tophat665 01-21-2008 06:00 AM

Danger? This thread doesn't know the meaning of the word. Metaphorically, that is. I mean, this thread isn't ignorant or anything.

ring 01-21-2008 08:37 AM

This thread never puts chewing gum under the table.

Tophat665 01-21-2008 09:50 AM

This thread has a vast collection of snow globes showing tropical scenes.

Fly 01-21-2008 10:24 AM

this thread is on fucking fire baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fotzlid 01-21-2008 11:50 AM

this thread drives too slowly, doesnt adjust its mirrors properly and always has the sun visor down.

Sion 01-21-2008 12:54 PM

this thread enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid

Fly 01-21-2008 01:30 PM

this thread just had a smokin' flashback.................




acid..........the unmemories.

Tophat665 01-21-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid
this thread drives too slowly, doesnt adjust its mirrors properly and always has the sun visor down.

Evidently this thread is either an old lady, a stoned Mexican, or an Asian from the greater DC area.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
this thread is on fucking fire baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the other hand, this thread has seduced fly over to the dark side, so who cares how it drives.

Fly 01-21-2008 06:32 PM

this thread wears it's damn seatbelt...........it's good to go.

jewels 01-22-2008 02:45 AM

This thread is blowing bubbles.

Sion 01-22-2008 03:21 AM

this thread's mother was a hamster and its father smelt of elderberries

uncle phil 01-22-2008 03:36 AM

this thread fit the battle of jericho...

Fotzlid 01-22-2008 11:31 AM

this thread is going to go platinum.

Tophat665 01-22-2008 11:55 AM

Actually, this thread is going to Europe.

This thread runs from Sion's vicious taunting.

BadNick 01-22-2008 12:00 PM

We all have a responsibility to protect the true identity of this thread ...or else.

Fotzlid 01-22-2008 12:46 PM

this thread is wanted in 7 states.

jewels 01-22-2008 12:59 PM

This thread receives a hefty pension from the US Postal Service.

BadNick 01-22-2008 02:00 PM

ahhh, that explains some things. This thread had gone postal and thus got entangled with the law.

Tophat665 01-22-2008 02:03 PM

This thread doesn't mind being entagled with the law, so long as it involves a cute lady cop. /rrrrowr.

paddyjoe 01-22-2008 02:55 PM

this thread may go both ways........

uncle phil 01-22-2008 04:35 PM

which way does your door swing... :)


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