This thread wishes it could literally be it's own antonym.

this thread is heading to the mountains for the weekend

this thread is full of good yarns ...tell us some.

How many Fotzlid's does it take to ski down a slippery slope?

This thread has figured out how to get the boat up the mountain, but still can't see what good it would do.

This thread demonstrates the converse of metonymy.

The boat went over the mountain to see what it could see.

Probably because of the talented posters in this thread, this thread emphasizes metonymy, synecdoche and extreme instances of paratactical structures in its compositions, which, even when employing everyday speech, create a far different texture than lesser threads at TFP.

all your base are belong to this thread

Therefore, you must all be on acid.

This thread is for great justice, if not great grammar.

This thread is cool for Cats, but not so much for Squeeze.

This thread will never be a pugnacious pugilist.

This thread rests secure in the certainty that fisticuffs is a passe pass-time, and limits its forays into mayhem to keenly wounding rhetoric.

keen this thread is.

this thread accompanied w. c. fields to philadelphia once, but it was closed...

lol. only one and badly at that.

this thread is going for it on 4th and 1.

this thread missed the field goal

This thread has three nipples.
(nipple. nipple. See!)

this thread has seen Paris and is happily returning to the farm.

this thread carried coal to newcastle...

this thread was born to love you...this thread was born to lick your face

This thread is unpretentious.

this thread laughs in the face of danger....

Danger? This thread doesn't know the meaning of the word. Metaphorically, that is. I mean, this thread isn't ignorant or anything.

This thread never puts chewing gum under the table.

This thread has a vast collection of snow globes showing tropical scenes.

this thread is on fucking fire baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread drives too slowly, doesnt adjust its mirrors properly and always has the sun visor down.

this thread enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid

this thread just had a smokin' flashback.................




acid..........the unmemories.

Evidently this thread is either an old lady, a stoned Mexican, or an Asian from the greater DC area.

On the other hand, this thread has seduced fly over to the dark side, so who cares how it drives.

this thread wears it's damn seatbelt...........it's good to go.

This thread is blowing bubbles.

this thread's mother was a hamster and its father smelt of elderberries

this thread fit the battle of jericho...

this thread is going to go platinum.

Actually, this thread is going to Europe.

This thread runs from Sion's vicious taunting.

We all have a responsibility to protect the true identity of this thread ...or else.

this thread is wanted in 7 states.

This thread receives a hefty pension from the US Postal Service.

ahhh, that explains some things. This thread had gone postal and thus got entangled with the law.

This thread doesn't mind being entagled with the law, so long as it involves a cute lady cop. /rrrrowr.

this thread may go both ways........

which way does your door swing... :)