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this thread does too little...
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This thread has a lot on its mind, but when it looks back on its memories they turn into a pillar of salt.
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This thread (according to some experts) only uses 10% of its brain and is proud of it. Maybe if it used 30% of its brain it wouldn't be so proud?
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This thread is ready for the zombie apocalypse.
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This thread likes apostrophes more than apocalypses....or is it "i"?
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This thread is too apocalyptic to remain dormant.
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this thread bares all...
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This thread is happy to be back.
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this thread can needle its way into anyplace it wants to go...
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This thread has officially been pricked.
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I was gonna squeal on this thread, but it threadened me so mums the word.
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we will thread our way back into the mainstream...
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This thread is alive. It's ALive. IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!
This thread is a member of the Mile Wide club. This thread had the Fission Chips at the Three Mile Island Canteen. |
This thread is preferred by 4 out of 5 dentists.
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This thread is new and improved. It's Old fashioned. Gets rid of embarrassing age spots. Heartbreak of psoriasis....
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I heard this thread's medical insurance is now covering transgender surgery.
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This thread is frayed and knotted but refuses a trim.
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This thread was thinking of joining the Tea Party just for the hell of it.
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This thread's people are... gifted.
This thread demands that the government stay out of its Medicare. This thread's got a long way to go to make it to the border of Mexico. |
so this thread will ride like the wind...
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It's all that chili this thread ate last night.
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this thread is apparent and wears its heart on its spool.
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this thread is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored...
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In the morning when it's usually wide awake, this thread loves to take a walk through the garden and down by the lake where it often sees a duck and a drake, and it wonders as they go by just what they would say if they could speak, although it knows that it's an absurd thought.
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This thread has developed such a cute personality I'm starting to get warm feelings for it...either that or this thread pissed on me.
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This thread has tons more personality that that Arnold from Green Acres, but it's still a filthy animal if you buy it a couple of drinks and whisper in its ear.
/ Bacon taste gooood. This thread taste gooooooood. |
This thread likes getting whispers in its ears. They serve to disguise the voices in its head.
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This thread is hungry. Hungry for some rotisserie style groundhog.
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This thread is often found hankering for some peanut M&Ms.
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This thread is far too interesting to drink Dos Equis, and far to manly to need Old Spice.
---------- Post added at 03:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:16 PM ---------- This thread can beat Chuck Norris, but not the goddamn Batman. |
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this thread is both prosecution and the witness ...
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Eye witness accounts are so unreliable, that this thread should just dress up like itself and go walk down the middle of Main Street.
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this thread sweeps up after the heartbreak of psoriasis...
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this thread is a heart breaker and a dream maker.
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This thread is the right kind of sinner to release your inner fantasy.
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And yes, this thread is the invincible winner he was born to be.
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This thread desires his predictions fulfilled.
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