this thread does too little...

This thread has a lot on its mind, but when it looks back on its memories they turn into a pillar of salt.

This thread (according to some experts) only uses 10% of its brain and is proud of it. Maybe if it used 30% of its brain it wouldn't be so proud?

This thread is ready for the zombie apocalypse.

This thread likes apostrophes more than apocalypses....or is it "i"?

This thread is too apocalyptic to remain dormant.

this thread bares all...

This thread is happy to be back.

this thread can needle its way into anyplace it wants to go...

This thread has officially been pricked.

I was gonna squeal on this thread, but it threadened me so mums the word.

we will thread our way back into the mainstream...

This thread is alive. It's ALive. IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!

This thread is a member of the Mile Wide club.

This thread had the Fission Chips at the Three Mile Island Canteen.

This thread is preferred by 4 out of 5 dentists.

This thread is new and improved. It's Old fashioned. Gets rid of embarrassing age spots. Heartbreak of psoriasis....

I heard this thread's medical insurance is now covering transgender surgery.

This thread is frayed and knotted but refuses a trim.

This thread was thinking of joining the Tea Party just for the hell of it.

This thread's people are... gifted.

This thread demands that the government stay out of its Medicare.

This thread's got a long way to go to make it to the border of Mexico.

so this thread will ride like the wind...

It's all that chili this thread ate last night.

this thread is apparent and wears its heart on its spool.

this thread is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored...

In the morning when it's usually wide awake, this thread loves to take a walk through the garden and down by the lake where it often sees a duck and a drake, and it wonders as they go by just what they would say if they could speak, although it knows that it's an absurd thought.

This thread has developed such a cute personality I'm starting to get warm feelings for it...either that or this thread pissed on me.

This thread has tons more personality that that Arnold from Green Acres, but it's still a filthy animal if you buy it a couple of drinks and whisper in its ear.

/ Bacon taste gooood. This thread taste gooooooood.

This thread likes getting whispers in its ears. They serve to disguise the voices in its head.

This thread is hungry. Hungry for some rotisserie style groundhog.

This thread is often found hankering for some peanut M&Ms.

This thread is warm and fuzzy.

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This thread is far too interesting to drink Dos Equis, and far to manly to need Old Spice.

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This thread can beat Chuck Norris, but not the goddamn Batman.

this thread protects the witless...

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this thread is both prosecution and the witness ...

Eye witness accounts are so unreliable, that this thread should just dress up like itself and go walk down the middle of Main Street.

this thread sweeps up after the heartbreak of psoriasis...

this thread is a heart breaker and a dream maker.

This thread is the right kind of sinner to release your inner fantasy.

And yes, this thread is the invincible winner he was born to be.

This thread desires his predictions fulfilled.