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jewels 02-19-2008 04:19 AM

This thread is a victim of self-induced psychosis.

BadNick 02-19-2008 04:57 AM

...not to fear, the guy who cleans the dispensary prescribed a bottle of prozac every four hours. All is good.

ring 02-19-2008 08:05 AM

This thread senses the difference between baggage and luggage.

BadNick 02-19-2008 09:15 AM

This thread also very much enjoys reggae music since it has two g's lke baggage and luggage.

jewels 02-19-2008 10:33 AM

This thread is getting raggedy. :surprised:

Sion 02-19-2008 11:23 AM

this thread once dated both Raggedy Ann AND Andy

ring 02-19-2008 02:45 PM

This thread, has a daily ritual,
it follows the tracks
down
to the river side,

It lets the love of all,
wash over and bathe us in glory.


(laundry soap included)

uncle phil 02-19-2008 04:33 PM

this thread could care less about the lunar eclipse...

Charlatan 02-19-2008 07:24 PM

This thread is wearing depends so it doesn't have to get up off the couch.

jewels 02-20-2008 03:37 AM

This thread could use a hand getting off the couch.

ring 02-20-2008 06:54 AM

This thread could've retired to Jamaica by now,
if it had collected the proper fees,
for the therapy it has given.

jewels 02-20-2008 10:53 AM

This thread is currently skiing in Utah.

ottopilot 02-20-2008 11:02 AM

this thread was seen buying smokes and lottery tickets for it's mom working south seventh street.

Sion 02-20-2008 11:30 AM

this thread could've had a V8

uncle phil 02-20-2008 12:54 PM

this thread didn't do it...

jewels 02-21-2008 01:32 AM

This thread can bat its eyelashes like no other mother.

Charlatan 02-21-2008 01:58 AM

This thread has gout... it comes from living large.

uncle phil 02-21-2008 03:35 AM

this thread could qualify...

ring 02-21-2008 06:57 AM

This thread's friends, can either be,
Karass or Granfalloons.

Sion 02-21-2008 12:06 PM

this thread coulda been a contendah...

BadNick 02-21-2008 12:56 PM

Hey Stella!

Tophat665 02-21-2008 12:58 PM

This thread would like to advise badnick that it is a poor idea to court naive shut ins while all liquored up.

For it's entree this evening, this thread would like Catfish on a Hot Tin Griddle.

ring 02-27-2008 09:14 AM

This thread almost married a lobster fisherman...

Tophat665 02-27-2008 10:48 AM

This thread is tanned, rested, ready, and back with a vengance. However, this thread would really like to know who moved its cheese.

jewels 02-27-2008 11:18 AM

This thread went through false labor pains during the past few days.

uncle phil 02-27-2008 12:48 PM

this thread never once called for an epidural, either...

Fotzlid 02-27-2008 06:48 PM

this thread doubled down on 16 and won

Sion 02-28-2008 03:28 AM

this thread is sad that Myron Cope passed away yesterday

uncle phil 02-28-2008 04:46 AM

this thread may never pass this way again...

jewels 02-28-2008 04:55 AM

This thread is craving french vanilla ice cream with cocktail sauce.

ring 02-28-2008 06:45 AM

Thread this.

Tophat665 02-28-2008 06:46 AM

This thread refuses to be needled.

ring 02-28-2008 06:56 AM

This thread has knitted up the raveled sleeve of care.

BadNick 02-28-2008 01:01 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../rman1653l.jpg

To celebrate our comraderie, let's all wear the same hats

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/wpphat.jpg

ring 02-28-2008 04:49 PM

This thread shall be spooning soon.

Sion 02-29-2008 03:15 AM

and if this thread is not spooning soon, then someone's getting forked

uncle phil 02-29-2008 04:30 AM

this thread awaits the eventual spork-fest...

SSJTWIZTA 02-29-2008 04:36 AM

https://www.highlandgear.com/catalog/images/Spork.jpg

jewels 02-29-2008 04:51 AM

This thread has seen a spork without a cause.

Tophat665 02-29-2008 06:16 AM

Please be aware that sporking is still illegal in 17 states.


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