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This thread both confirms and denies.
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this thread denies any confirmation of denial OR confirmation of any rumors that may, or may not, currently be floating around the interwebnet re: as to whether this thread denied or confirmed.
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this thread STILL did not have sex with that woman...
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This thread dry cleaned its blue dress...
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This thread is a devil in a blue dress.
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thank jeebus this thread is not becoming inundated with "sweeney todd" commercials...
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This thread is going to be in the next Johnny Depp film.
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This thread is mostly horizontal unless, of course, it's being braided.
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If it must be horizontal, this thread bears witness that it would prefer to be doing some horizontal jogging, or horizontal mambo when it is more in a mood for dance than exercise. This thread has not been braided since 1969 so it's long overdue.
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BEER! works better for FLY fishing around here.
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this thread would help Fly catch a fish...
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this thread is a tartan weaver: http://www.tartanweaver.com/
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For a minute there, this thread thought it was in the Dennis Weaver thread.
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this thread does not recognize client #9...
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This thread keeps rubbing it's little jade amulet but it's not getting any better. It's not getting any worse, either.
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Dennis Weaver crashes this thread.
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For proper witness protection, this thread always wears seat belts while driving.
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This thread has never worn a condom.
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nor has this thread ever missed a period...
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this thread likes punctuation though it can take or leave punctuality
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This thread wants to punch someone so watch out.
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this thread has judy in reserve; so, watch out, jewels...
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This thread ain't skeered of nobody, not nohow. Preposterously good one, Unca Phil.
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This thread felt a moment of angst...
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this thread is now teenaged and angry.
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This thread got into its Uncle's old Iron Maiden Albums, and is still angry, but now has something to do with it.
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This thread is very sleepy and is encouraged to hear that it's Friday in the USA.
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this thread just tripped over an untied shoelace...
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This thread wishes everyone knew everything on the grounds that there would then be no need for witness protection.
And it can tie its shoes. |
This thread went to heaven and came back.
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this thread went to hell, and back, in a hand basket
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This thread has been given a gift, a wonderful gift, which rings like a bell but resembles prurient seed-pods.
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audie murphy would love this thread...
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My grandmother would have loved crocheting with this thread.
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this thread has just twisted a cap off of another wobbly pop
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This thread is glowing;
sensing new empowerment, exulting in it. |
This thread is not bluffing.
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This thread was atop a bluff just this afternoon.
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