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jewels 10-10-2009 04:43 AM
This thread's made the necessary cuts.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-10-2009 06:33 AM
This thread's uncut.

ring 10-10-2009 06:57 PM
This thread's cut is the deepest.

Fremen 10-10-2009 07:53 PM
This thread hates calculus.

Tophat665 10-11-2009 04:53 PM
This thread has problems differentiating between integrals and fluxions.

ring 10-11-2009 06:01 PM
This thread is behind and ahead of the time spent on reaction,
split before the art of anticipation.

mixedmedia 10-11-2009 06:24 PM
this thread is only tenuously committed to gravity.

Fremen 10-11-2009 06:43 PM
This thread is cool x Infinity.

Lady Bear Cub 10-13-2009 07:48 AM
this thread took advantage of me... and i kind of liked it.

Tophat665 10-13-2009 08:20 AM
This thread is ahead of the curve and running so that the curve doesn't catch up.

uncle phil 10-13-2009 11:29 AM
this thread did not pick it's nose in poughkeepsie...

BadNick 10-13-2009 11:56 AM
this thread once threw up in the bus station in Newburgh

GreyWolf 10-13-2009 12:09 PM
When not being read, this thread says something else, altogether.

ring 10-13-2009 12:09 PM
This thread has never accidentally hung the wrong man.

BadNick 10-13-2009 01:46 PM
This thread is back for more.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-13-2009 02:56 PM
This thread wonders if anybody would like to see the extended version.

Fremen 10-13-2009 04:26 PM
This thread needs to lose 20 pounds or so.

BadNick 10-13-2009 05:19 PM
This thread suggests going to "lost and found" but loosing it rather than finding it.

jewels 10-14-2009 03:32 AM
This thread could stand to lose a few loose screws.

uncle phil 10-14-2009 03:42 AM
this thread is ready for a southern barbecue...

BadNick 10-14-2009 09:35 AM
this thread prefers a dry rub

ring 10-14-2009 09:41 AM
This thread just sent Gloria & Meathead a Happy Anniversary card.

Tophat665 10-14-2009 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2716557)
this thread prefers a dry rub
This thread likes a dry rub just fine on its ribs, but prefers some lubrication just about anywhere else.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-14-2009 12:30 PM
This thread sometimes can't tell the difference.

uncle phil 10-14-2009 01:23 PM
this thread's gonna be WARM come sunday...

Fremen 10-14-2009 04:39 PM
This thread lost its tooth.

BadNick 10-14-2009 07:35 PM
This thread still has a tooth.

Fly 10-14-2009 08:20 PM
this thread has no cooth............



and phil..........you lucky bastard.........enjoy the weather, and say high to noodle for me..........

uncle phil 10-15-2009 03:39 AM
this thread thanks you, fly...

Ourcrazymodern? 10-15-2009 12:16 PM
This thread's toungue must've missed, but other vittles suffice.

BadNick 10-15-2009 04:07 PM
This thread is ready to witness whatever happens, where it happens, when it happens.

Lady Bear Cub 10-17-2009 06:01 AM
this thread pleads the fifth because it was slightly involved in whatever happened where ever it was.

Fremen 10-17-2009 08:35 PM
This thread posts anonymously on cooking forums, offering recipes, but with at least one crucial ingredient missing.

Lady Bear Cub 10-18-2009 09:42 PM
hell, this thread can't even cook.

Tophat665 10-19-2009 05:45 AM
This thread has shacked up with a pretty little button that caan cook award winning meals using nothing but a moulinex and a steam iron.

BadNick 10-21-2009 04:29 AM
This thread can cook and sew, but does not iron.

Tophat665 10-21-2009 05:05 AM
THis thread doesn't iron because it's pressed for time.

mixedmedia 10-21-2009 05:16 AM
this thread just uttered an audible groan :p

BadNick 10-21-2009 07:30 AM
this thread wonders if a groan' person cries?

mixedmedia 10-21-2009 10:50 AM
this thread thinks too much.


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