this thread was just censured by the UN...

this thread knows that the "hokey pokey" IS what its really all about......

It'd be lion if it said they didn't.

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This thread got (ever so politely) kicked out of the Japanese embassy for adding "Burma Shave" to the end of all haikus.

This thread brings the noise so the kids will have something to listen to.

This thread would like to hire a chip wrangle so they will fall where this thread wants them to rather than where they may.

This Thread Drinks. Your. Milkshake.

(This thread's dog is queer for ring.)

This thread didn't say any of that shit up there.

this thread's dog's name is stuart...

this thread has a turtle named Franklin, but last year when it started to lay eggs, we renamed him Franklina

This thread has almost never posted pornographic pictures of itself on the internet.

This thread loves you.

This thread's heart's cockles are positively toasty at the moment.

This thread's cockles taste like chicken.

This thread wishes it were lifesavers so it could come in 5 flavors.

This thread is bluffing.

This thread would no more bluff than tell a lie.

stuart is playfully pulling on this thread...

You know what, Stuart? This thread likes you. You're not like the other people, here at the trailer park. No no, they're fine Americans, but they're content to kick back with a cool Coors 16 ozer, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on Channel 57. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil!

This thread enjoys the occasional mud bath.

This thread needs another.

this thread throws another 16 oz. coors in ocm?'s direction...

This thread ages backwards and rides a Triumph.

This thread walks on its hands to impress the chicks.

This thread's chicks walk on my hands, on command.

This thread can eat 50 eggs.

This thread has a sensitive gag-reflex.

This thread finds that hard to swallow, but doesn't want you getting down in the mouth about it.

This thread has a down pillow and a foam pillow, but prefers human pillows.

this thread is fading fast...

This thread fights back with a taser.

this thread will never get over that summer at clogging camp...

this thread remembers this one time...

This thread is speckled with grime as if small print overspread it.

This thread needs a powerful stain remover.

This thread, at first just ghostly, has turned a whiter shade of pale.

This thread has cigarette burns on its arm.

This thread reaches across the universe.

this thread has nothing to hide,cept me and my monkey

this thread lived in a yellow submarine...

This thread was the 6th Beatle, but was asked to leave when they realized that they didn't need a kazoo player.

this thread just watched this...

this reminded me that nitwits also need protection

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...protection.jpg

What this thread really needs is more tequila.