|
THis thread is in greater need of a blowjob than any thread in history.
|
|
1 Attachment(s)
You have to open to it to receive it :thumbsup:
|
This thread needs a cigarette now.
|
2 Attachment(s)
double your pleasure
|
That smoking crab is clearly the shizznit, as this thread would be the first to admit.
|
this thread is going to try to golf again...
|
This thread is developing a bunker mentality. It could be some sort of trap.
|
like sand threading its way through an hourglass...
|
Like sand in a thong, this thread may chafe the nether-regions.
|
This thread likes its protection when it jingles in the breeze
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lt-for-men.jpg |
This thread is taking steampunk just a bit too far.
|
|
This thread wishes it was last weekend.
|
DITTO
|
This thread feels sorrow for the buds that come out last week. Remember guys, it's the second mouse what gets the cheese.
|
All beings are protected in my house...from the farmer to the rat, but the cheese stands alone.
Hi-ho, the derry-o The cheese stands alone. |
This thread would prefer that the cheese stand with some hot pastrami on rye.
|
this thread should be slaying the damn rats like my dogs do.........
nasty fucking rodents |
This thread will have a slice of the strawberry tart, without so much rat in it.
|
this thread needs more melanie safka...(lay down, lay down...)
|
unc, a friend GAVE ME a couple of Melanie LP's a while back because she didn't listen to her anymore.
ps: I had to look up the name since I never heard her last name though as a youth I loved her and wanted her to have my children....as long as she kept them at home with her and they only visit once every few weeks. |
This thread was made for loving you, baby, and you were made for loving this thread.
|
this thread believes barry white is dead, also...
|
Quote:
|
this thread just spotted an albino unicorn headed for disaster...
|
This thread just realized it forgot something else, again.
|
This thread is going to nip off to "Argentina" for a spot of frolic with the Queen of the Caribou.
|
this thread will not cry for you, top...
|
This thread will don an angular prosthesis and play Madonna in the upcoming film.
This thread is desperately seeking credibility. This thread is a faithful follower of brother John Birch, belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church, and hasn't even got a garage; you can pop over to the ladies' lounge and ask it's wife. |
This thread is hoping for a favorable ruling from the Supreme Court of the United States of America.
|
This thread wants to buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on it's real head.
|
Quote:
looks like fun!!!:lol: This thread needs alcohol!! NOW |
tip: don't pour alcohol on open wounds
DG, that's so I can save my love for my one and only...for when she gets out of the witness protection program, of course |
This thread has been forgotten, but not lost.
|
Quote:
|
This thread is not going to pay a lot for a muffler.
|
this thread can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat...
|
this thread needs LOVE!!!!!!!!!
|
This thread asks "have you looked in all the wrong places"? I heard that's where you'll find it.
|
| All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:16 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project