When you come back from Venus, this thread could use some help...'cause we gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's.

this thread could soon find itself in dire straights

This thread is wearing a protective garment so that it doesn't contract an industrial disease.

This thread believes that the automotive industry must educate their workforce of the dangers of car and truck radio antennas. Prevention is only part of the cure for van aerial disease.

Remember... safety is no accident.

This thread was accidentally safe once.

Don't cry for this thread, Argentina.

cry baby cry baby cry baby...this thread hopes Janis is happy in the program

this thread needs a bottle of southern comfort...

This thread thrives on drama and dark liquor women.

This thread likes to lick dark women...or light ones.

If this thread can't lick 'em, it'll join 'em.

This thread will bring the moist towelettes.

This thread enjoys all women, including the Moist Towelettes

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...towelettes.jpg

This thread believes in anything "fresh-scented".

This thread is not so fresh down there.

The moist towlettes make this thread walk like a camel.

this thread would never think of taking acid while drinking southern comfort.....*barf*

This thread knows that drugs and alcohol usually don't mix well...well, except maybe sometimes a couple beers with a percocet.

This thread will never free Willy again.

this thread likes it's Willy free

This thread calls its Willy William the Conqueror.


per wiki: [I]"...William the Conqueror is also referred to as "William II" in relation his position as Duke of Normandy, and particularly before the conquest of England, he was known as "William the Bastard"..."

Nothing is free, but this thread can get you some fine, if slightly used, Willys for a very reasonable price.

This thread would sure like a slightly used but nice '41 Willys Coupe

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...1751-1-001.jpg

This thread is looking for longjohns.

This thread's been looking for love in all the wrong places.

This thread wasn't surprised when Hostess changed King Dons back to the original name Ding Dongs.

This thread just spent another WONDERFUL hour and a half on the phone with ring.

I love her.

This thread caught you playin' with your own dingaling...

This thread is always amazed at the volume of corn niblets that appear to pass intact.

THis thread has never really gotten over the traumas of potty training.

this thread has to pee

This thread was disenfranchised.

there are some who watch this thread with a jaundiced eye...

This thread's cockles have been warmed.

This thread has a warm spot for the cockleshell heroes.


The Cockleshell Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

this threads cock needs a warm spot...........

This thread longs.

short...thread...this...

This thread has a dream.

Don't judge this thread by the color of its skin, but by its content of characters.