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ottopilot 09-12-2008 06:39 PM

sticky fingers

BadNick 09-12-2008 07:12 PM

Keep your sticky fingers off my nice shiney toy or your stay in witness protection may come to a screeching halt.

Look at you now:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2_lg_title.jpg

Tophat665 09-12-2008 10:12 PM

This thread is a cardiac kleptomaniac, compelled to steal hearts.

jewels 09-13-2008 01:57 AM

This thread is the heart of all hearts.

uncle phil 09-13-2008 02:32 AM

speaking of hearts, this thread does it all...


dreamboat annie - Google Video

ottopilot 09-13-2008 05:52 AM

This thread forgot it was in this thread.

Tophat665 09-13-2008 06:40 AM

This thread just had an out of thread experience.

BadNick 09-13-2008 06:43 AM

...hey fellow threadmates, try jerking the thread...it feels good

Tophat665 09-13-2008 06:51 AM

This thread thinks it's going blind

ottopilot 09-13-2008 10:05 AM

This thread believes thread jerking may require a wet-nap

do wet dreams happen during wet naps?

uncle phil 09-13-2008 11:46 AM

who threw a wet blanket on this thread?

Fly 09-13-2008 11:47 AM

this thread actually doesn't give a fuck,as long as the blanket dries out

Sion 09-13-2008 07:19 PM

this thread once dried a wet blanket in the oven, for 2 hours at 350 degrees F. it made a delicious roast.

jewels 09-14-2008 05:01 AM

This thread never makes blanket statements, wet or dry.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-15-2008 04:00 PM

This thread is enjoying high-speed connections.

BadNick 09-15-2008 06:29 PM

na na na high speed connections na na na

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...8/lavahome.jpg

Sadly, while some selfish high speeders were just zooming around, our beloved Karolyn Slowsky has gone missing. If she's not found very soon, Bill will be joining us in Witness Protection.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s8/slowsky.jpg

jewels 09-16-2008 01:44 AM

This thread is interconnected, disconnected and well-connected.

Tophat665 09-16-2008 05:45 AM

THis thread is watching Ceiling cat.

Poppinjay 09-16-2008 06:30 AM

This thred is in yur eyz, makin u rede

Tophat665 09-16-2008 09:29 AM

THis thread haz cheezburgr, bukket, and invisible bike.

ottopilot 09-16-2008 09:34 AM

This thread has come together, please pass the walrus gumboot

Tophat665 09-16-2008 09:41 AM

This thread wants you to keep your monkey fingers off it, you damn, dirty ape.

uncle phil 09-16-2008 11:49 AM

this thread lives in a yellow submarine...


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1..._submarine.jpg

Tophat665 09-16-2008 12:51 PM

This thread is a senile delinquent who attended the University of Whales.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-16-2008 04:43 PM

This thread only needs a tissue to wipe the wet nap out of its eyes.

Then it needs a bath & a sandwich.

jewels 09-17-2008 01:50 AM

This thread is dancing with throes of insanity, anxiety and indigestion.

uncle phil 09-17-2008 03:00 AM

this thread is left dangling...

BadNick 09-17-2008 03:46 AM

Why does this thread always think of Modigliani when it hears "dangling"?

ottopilot 09-17-2008 07:18 AM

This thread comes guaranteed with 97% less dangling than the other brand.

Sion 09-18-2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2526056)
This thread comes guaranteed with 97% less dangling than the other brand.

and 43 % fewer participles

jewels 09-18-2008 02:05 PM

This thread misses otto's avatar but is glad to see Sion back again.

BadNick 09-18-2008 07:40 PM

I know this isn't the "shhh" thread, jewels ....errr I mean the thread above...but did you ever think that maybe otto had to change his avatar so that the Feds don't find him hiding here in the Witness Protection Program? Maybe after the Feds are gone he can come out of hiding again. Otto, always wear your protection.

ottopilot 09-18-2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2527656)
Otto, always wear your protection.

This thread says "Roger that".

Tophat665 09-19-2008 01:08 PM

This thread is especially sure to wear protection when rogering anything.
This is the protection it wears:
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/s/sc/scol22/..._glasses_1.jpg

BadNick 09-21-2008 07:17 PM

Here's me in my witness protection suit convincing the young ladies on the beach to always use protection

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...8006797945.jpg

ottopilot 09-21-2008 07:44 PM

This thread says, "Remember kids, safety is NO ACCIDENT!"

Tophat665 09-21-2008 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2529284)
This thread says, "Remember kids, safety is NO ACCIDENT!"

... Unless you fall off a roof and accidentally land on a pile of mattresses.

BadNick 09-22-2008 07:12 AM

This thread was accidentally safe today...will repent tomorrow.

jewels 09-22-2008 08:53 AM

This thread needs to get out more often.

ottopilot 09-23-2008 09:55 AM

This thread trips the light fantastic.


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