sticky fingers

Keep your sticky fingers off my nice shiney toy or your stay in witness protection may come to a screeching halt.

Look at you now:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2_lg_title.jpg

This thread is a cardiac kleptomaniac, compelled to steal hearts.

This thread is the heart of all hearts.

speaking of hearts, this thread does it all...


dreamboat annie - Google Video

This thread forgot it was in this thread.

This thread just had an out of thread experience.

...hey fellow threadmates, try jerking the thread...it feels good

This thread thinks it's going blind

This thread believes thread jerking may require a wet-nap

do wet dreams happen during wet naps?

who threw a wet blanket on this thread?

this thread actually doesn't give a fuck,as long as the blanket dries out

this thread once dried a wet blanket in the oven, for 2 hours at 350 degrees F. it made a delicious roast.

This thread never makes blanket statements, wet or dry.

This thread is enjoying high-speed connections.

na na na high speed connections na na na

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...8/lavahome.jpg

Sadly, while some selfish high speeders were just zooming around, our beloved Karolyn Slowsky has gone missing. If she's not found very soon, Bill will be joining us in Witness Protection.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s8/slowsky.jpg

This thread is interconnected, disconnected and well-connected.

THis thread is watching Ceiling cat.

This thred is in yur eyz, makin u rede

THis thread haz cheezburgr, bukket, and invisible bike.

This thread has come together, please pass the walrus gumboot

This thread wants you to keep your monkey fingers off it, you damn, dirty ape.

this thread lives in a yellow submarine...


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1..._submarine.jpg

This thread is a senile delinquent who attended the University of Whales.

This thread only needs a tissue to wipe the wet nap out of its eyes.

Then it needs a bath & a sandwich.

This thread is dancing with throes of insanity, anxiety and indigestion.

this thread is left dangling...

Why does this thread always think of Modigliani when it hears "dangling"?

This thread comes guaranteed with 97% less dangling than the other brand.

and 43 % fewer participles

This thread misses otto's avatar but is glad to see Sion back again.

I know this isn't the "shhh" thread, jewels ....errr I mean the thread above...but did you ever think that maybe otto had to change his avatar so that the Feds don't find him hiding here in the Witness Protection Program? Maybe after the Feds are gone he can come out of hiding again. Otto, always wear your protection.

This thread says "Roger that".

This thread is especially sure to wear protection when rogering anything.
This is the protection it wears:
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/s/sc/scol22/..._glasses_1.jpg

Here's me in my witness protection suit convincing the young ladies on the beach to always use protection

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...8006797945.jpg

This thread says, "Remember kids, safety is NO ACCIDENT!"

... Unless you fall off a roof and accidentally land on a pile of mattresses.

This thread was accidentally safe today...will repent tomorrow.

This thread needs to get out more often.

This thread trips the light fantastic.