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This thread is diggin' the snow.............
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Hey, if any of you guys want to join the nitwit protection program, I can get a group discount! Just send your money to nick@tfp.org in a large plain brown envelope that smells good.
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I thought reality TV was the nitwit projection program.
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this thread drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much yesterday.
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This thread is under the affulence of incohol.
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This thread got some protection for Christmas.
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this thread is starting to unravel...
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This thread is listening to Bolero and hoping it can get re-ravelled.
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This thread wants its room back please.
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This thread is making due with the closet under the stairs until Great Aunt Tilly goes back to Ypsilanti.
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This thread could use a protective hug from Aunt Tilly.
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This thread's Aunt Tilly has an Alex Trebeck moustache.
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This thread was a good boy, but still didn't get a Mr. Machine for Christmas.
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This thread had a conniption once, but it started clawing the furniture, so this thread gave it to the humane society.
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this thread still remembers sheboygan pat...
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This thread would like to thank the academy.
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this thread knows the way to Santa Fe
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This thread is lost unless it's on its way to San Jose
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This thread's neve been to Spain, but it's been to Oklahoma (or Arizona. What does it matter?)
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this thread thinks little of Spain...........
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Still, this thread knows that Spanish Haarlem is not just pretty words to say.
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This thread wishes to pay respect to Phil Spector http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Harlem_(song)
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This thread walked 47 miles of barbed wire, uses a cobra-snake for a necktie, and has a big old house at an undisclosed location, made from rattlesnake hide. It's got a brand new chimney up on top that's made out of a human skulls. Which thread do you love?
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This thread begins to tremble,
silently mouthing the countdown, that's giving birth to some big fluttery butterflies. |
I have a plan to get some protection and maybe a cookie.
If I wear this mask: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...viesSign1a.jpg I think I might blend in with these guys enough that they'd share one of their cookies with me. They look friendly and seem to be having a cookie party. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...84BruTnn8h.jpg |
THis thread is Pandaing to the Lowest Comic Dominator.
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This thread believes god's mind is made up.
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When this thread ends, it would like to get a job protecting other witnesses.
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oops, this thread just watched the eagles go ahead, 13 - 11...
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This thread is thankful that the Eagles' Defence are such a protective bunch of guys.
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this thread is another day older and deeper in debt..........
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this thread hopes that ol' tennessee peapicker doesn't decide to sing for us...
uh-oh... |
Many years ago when this thread was barely a short piece of yarn, it loved watching the Tennessee Ernie Ford Show every single day.
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This thread's cat got into the knitting supplies, and on that tail hangs a yarn.
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this thread is again beginning to unravel...
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This old thread, it played one, it put knicknacks up its bum, with a knicknack, fannysmack, get it to the car, come up with a good story on the way to the ER.
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This old thread, it played two, it hopes it's not as dumb as you, with a knicknack, fannysmack, use a string to tie, then you won't have to make up a lie.
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This old thread, it played three, now it needs an operation on it's knee. With a knicknack, paddywhack, all its' money spent - to reconstruct the Anterior Cruciate Ligament.
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this thread's momma told it, if it was goody
that she would buy it a rubber dolly... |
This thread wants to play with the 'Predict who will post after you' thread,
but but but....it's gone? |
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