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jewels 08-27-2008 01:16 AM

This thread has been spotted in several remote locations, but wasn't really there.

Sion 08-27-2008 02:31 AM

this thread thinks that there's nothing common about sense...

Tophat665 08-27-2008 11:56 AM

This thread don't like, it don't like, it don't like cocaine, but it does like the way it smells.

jewels 08-31-2008 03:07 AM

This thread is stuck in the middle with you ...

Tophat665 08-31-2008 05:52 AM

This thread has six fingers on its right hand.

BadNick 08-31-2008 09:41 AM

This thread has been called a quack since it also has webs between its toes.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-31-2008 09:52 AM

This thread might need its head re-examined.

BadNick 08-31-2008 04:28 PM

This thread feels a tickle between its ears and thinks a lobotomy would scratch its itch.

Sion 08-31-2008 06:03 PM

this thread knows what yinz means, how to get to dahntahn, and what a jagger-bush is

jewels 09-01-2008 02:50 AM

This thread enjoys mimicking accents, much like the lyrebird.

BadNick 09-01-2008 08:03 AM

This thread is a looney bird and its looney bun is fine.

Sion 09-01-2008 07:18 PM

this thread knows Benny Lava personally, and can attest to the finery of his loony bun.

ottopilot 09-01-2008 09:02 PM

This thread can testify to the loonesy of buns.

jewels 09-02-2008 01:48 AM

Speaking of loony bins, this thread used to hang with McMurphy and was known to have helped kick Nurse Ratched's sorry ass.

ottopilot 09-02-2008 04:56 AM

According to this thread... "that's just coo-coo".

Sion 09-02-2008 08:27 AM

this thread is coo-coo for coco-puffs

uncle phil 09-03-2008 01:44 PM

this thread also thinks sugar pops are tops...

BadNick 09-03-2008 01:55 PM

This thread is corny and flakey all at the same time.

Tophat665 09-04-2008 05:17 AM

This thread is ready to play the Catskills

Poppinjay 09-04-2008 05:42 AM

Thiz threadz got madd skillz

Tophat665 09-04-2008 06:03 AM

They see this thread rollin, and they hatin.

BadNick 09-04-2008 07:10 AM

This thread is always down and dirty.

jewels 09-04-2008 07:16 AM

This thread be poppin ...

BadNick 09-04-2008 07:18 AM

Don't tell anybody, but this thread lives in the hood and has a crew.

Sion 09-04-2008 07:56 AM

this thread wrote the 70s hit song "Car Wash"

Tophat665 09-04-2008 08:48 AM

This thread is not down. It won't be down until its head falls off.

Poppinjay 09-04-2008 09:12 AM

This thread is bonded for contruction work.

Tophat665 09-04-2008 11:17 AM

This thread wants to crazy glue its head to the bottom of a big steel girder.

BadNick 09-04-2008 12:19 PM

Talk about steel girdles, this thread would like to steel ...errrr steal this girdle

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...1ZScXeEfyL.jpg

Tophat665 09-04-2008 05:08 PM

Corset would.

This thread is making tent in trousers.

jewels 09-05-2008 02:04 AM

This thread thinks Nick would like mighty fine in that steel girdle ...

BadNick 09-05-2008 06:20 AM

el correcto, miss jules. Finding a hiding place in there would further enhance my protective mode.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-11-2008 06:52 AM

This thread wants a few hairs cut.

Poppinjay 09-11-2008 06:59 AM

This thread majored in modern dance, minored in tap, and is unemployed.

BadNick 09-12-2008 05:53 AM

This thread is pissed off today and recommends that everyone stay in a protected area, or who knows what can happen....well I mean the shadow knows, but who else would know?

jewels 09-12-2008 07:16 AM

This thread has no fear.

BadNick 09-12-2008 10:12 AM

Now that this thread had a good lunch and a couple beers, it feels better....plus in work we're getting a nice bonus to our pay, so that helps, too.

uncle phil 09-12-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2518997)
This thread thinks Nick would like mighty fine in that steel girdle ...

and this thread won't let him get run over by any steel wheels...

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/e...elWheels89.jpg

BadNick 09-12-2008 11:39 AM

As a honky tonk witness, I can attest to the fact that you guys blow my nose and then you blow my mind:

You're a faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick.
You're a lashing, smashing hunk of man;
Your sweat shines sweet and strong.
Your organs working perfectly, but there's a part that's not screwed on.


uncle phil 09-12-2008 11:44 AM

this thread can sing, too...




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