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jewels 07-31-2008 09:29 AM

This thread wants to know if we're there yet.

BadNick 07-31-2008 10:54 AM

This thread will turn around and go home if all of you don't shut up and sit still!!!

ottopilot 07-31-2008 11:13 AM

Don't look at this thread in that tone of voice mister!


(my dad really once said "don't look at me in that tone of voice" ... good times)

jewels 07-31-2008 12:28 PM

This thread needs a bathroom. Really bad.

BadNick 07-31-2008 12:44 PM

Sometimes this thread feels like it's just pissing into the wind.

uncle phil 07-31-2008 12:45 PM

this thread should use the mayonnaise jar...that's what we brought it for...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-31-2008 05:45 PM

This thread is in la-la land, but headed towards the #8 city to live in, in the country, according to Money magazine, and then to Wisconsin, for love...

Sion 07-31-2008 07:00 PM

this thread was once arrested for looking for love in all the wrong places...

ottopilot 07-31-2008 08:05 PM

this thread has more often been arrested for attempting to insert it's love in all the wrong places.

uncle phil 08-01-2008 03:06 AM

this thread has never gone "wookin' po' nub..."

lotsofmagnets 08-01-2008 03:26 AM

this thread has never owned orange socks

Poppinjay 08-01-2008 03:41 AM

This thread totally hooked up with this girl from Canada over the summer.

jewels 08-01-2008 03:43 AM

This thread is not a hooker.

ring 08-01-2008 05:02 AM

This thread's closets are all Fibber Mcgee.

BadNick 08-01-2008 05:35 AM

This thread looks in closets to see who's in there.

Poppinjay 08-01-2008 05:39 AM

This thread is out of the closet and looks fabulous.

Tophat665 08-01-2008 09:00 AM

Last time this thread looked in the closet, it saw Eminem trying to clean it out, so it closed the door and walked away.

ottopilot 08-01-2008 11:41 AM

this thread is a frayed-knot

Tophat665 08-01-2008 02:26 PM

This thread is too sexy for it's shirt.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-01-2008 05:51 PM

This thread is being lovingly caressed by the other it came to visit, and once again has nothing on. (Sorry, ELP!)

jewels 08-02-2008 02:54 AM

This thread is ticklish in the morning ...

uncle phil 08-02-2008 04:24 AM

this thread sounds, again, like it needs to get a room...

BadNick 08-02-2008 08:25 AM

...or an isolation tank.

What did this guy do, eat a guppy?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ss_protect.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 08-02-2008 09:14 AM

This thread intended expansion, but its help-mates device has gone down.

(ABR)

So, a one, and a two, and an ILTF!

ottopilot 08-02-2008 09:32 AM

This thread is feeling all tingly.

Sion 08-02-2008 11:29 AM

this thread embraces radical socio/political/economic constructs with open legs

jewels 08-02-2008 12:41 PM

This thread can't find its own network ...

BadNick 08-03-2008 08:38 AM

This thread has caught fish in its network.

Tophat665 08-03-2008 05:53 PM

This thread thinks they came to eat the bugs.

jewels 08-04-2008 01:23 AM

This thread is riding on a Mac.

uncle phil 08-04-2008 02:42 AM

this thread could be dining on a big mac...

BadNick 08-04-2008 06:07 AM

This thread went to a Sonic yesterday for the first time and had a Super Sonic day.

ottopilot 08-04-2008 10:10 AM

This thread is now digging Sonic.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2008 06:04 PM

Fun!

This thread can't pretend, anymore, as if it ever might've!!

uncle phil 08-05-2008 02:52 AM

sometimes this thread feels like sisyphus...

Tophat665 08-05-2008 05:26 AM

Sometimes this thread is a Rolling Stone

ottopilot 08-05-2008 05:36 AM

This thread was accused of a pick when in fact it was a scratch.

Poppinjay 08-05-2008 05:40 AM

This thread waited all night.

http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.c...idebanner1.jpg

Tophat665 08-05-2008 07:13 AM

This thread once grooved with a Pict in a very noisy, vermin infested cave.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2008 01:48 PM

This thread might be considered vermin, by those of us who refuse to see.


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