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BadNick 02-25-2011 12:52 PM

If only this thread had some Love Potion #9 it's wishes would be fulfilled.

uncle phil 02-25-2011 01:28 PM

this thread NEVER kissed a cop down at 34th and vine...

BadNick 02-25-2011 01:41 PM

lock me up and throw away the key

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...07/ladycop.jpg

jewels 02-26-2011 01:26 AM

this thread had a brand new pair of roller skates but nick's friend threw away the key

uncle phil 02-26-2011 03:21 AM

this thread lights candles in the rain...

Tophat665 02-28-2011 08:25 AM

This thread first finale is fulfilled. It's a wonder, it is.

BadNick 02-28-2011 12:34 PM

This thread is about to report itself to the Better Business Bureau.

jewels 02-28-2011 01:37 PM

this thread is a dreamer, nothing but a dreamer ...

uncle phil 03-01-2011 04:00 AM

this thread can find it's ass with both hands in the dark, or in fly's other thread...

Tophat665 03-01-2011 06:10 AM

This thread had no involvement in the 1992 massacre of virtual people in Kerplechestan.

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Last night, this thread had a date with a hot little button, and on that hangs a yarn.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-01-2011 10:30 AM

This thread can sew that up for you, later.

Tophat665 03-01-2011 11:59 AM

This thread will put you in stitches!

uncle phil 03-01-2011 01:11 PM

this thread saved nine...

jewels 03-01-2011 01:43 PM

this thread is often red when it's doing a baseball

uncle phil 03-01-2011 02:41 PM

this thread was standin' on the corner when i heard my bulldog bark...

BadNick 03-01-2011 05:17 PM

This thread looks in a mirror and sees itself looking at itself in the mirror.

jewels 03-02-2011 01:17 AM

this thread is multisexual

uncle phil 03-02-2011 03:37 AM

this thread's bulldog was barkin' at the two men who were gamblin' in the dark...

Tophat665 03-02-2011 06:49 AM

This thread is actual size, but probably seems much bigger to most people.

jewels 03-02-2011 12:43 PM

this thread is soft and nubby

Tophat665 03-02-2011 12:51 PM

Four out of Five dentists agree that this thread gets teeth whiter.

uncle phil 03-02-2011 12:53 PM

this thread wants to go home...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-03-2011 11:47 AM

this thread wants to go home with you

Tophat665 03-03-2011 12:05 PM

This thread will be wrapped around your finger.

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When this thread cross dresses, it wants to be called "Chenielle"

BadNick 03-03-2011 01:45 PM

This thread is hiding under the table at the Tea Party, just waiting for the right moment to jump out.

uncle phil 03-03-2011 02:19 PM

"What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times, and this thread was there..."

Tophat665 03-03-2011 02:23 PM

This is the thread that was.

jewels 03-04-2011 05:21 AM

this is the thread that will be ...

Tophat665 03-04-2011 06:16 AM

Superstring theory really turns this thread on.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-04-2011 09:26 AM

This thread's been having trouble navigating since before it was born, & it's not even noon!

jewels 03-04-2011 10:08 AM

this thread can weave with or without a navigator

uncle phil 03-04-2011 10:37 AM

this thread has seen fire and rain...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-16-2011 12:19 AM

this thread should have predicted jewels

jewels 03-16-2011 12:22 AM

this thread is downtown

Ourcrazymodern? 03-16-2011 12:34 AM

this thread wishes you a wonderful day

uncle phil 03-16-2011 02:47 AM

this thread is going to mexico...

jewels 03-16-2011 09:32 AM

this thread has been seen bouncing off walls

BadNick 03-16-2011 06:08 PM

This thread thought it would never think of Bobby Vee again.


jewels 03-17-2011 05:10 AM

This thread didn't know that so many red rubber balls were made, but can't find Simon & Garfunkel's.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-02-2011 08:37 PM

this thread likes to handle things, but willingly denies them


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