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Sion 08-05-2008 03:22 PM

this thread thinks Swan should be war-chief

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2008 05:20 PM

This thread needs some sleep.

uncle phil 08-06-2008 02:44 AM

this thread waits for the fog to lift...

Poppinjay 08-06-2008 03:54 AM

This thread is a bad 80's sitcom.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-06-2008 06:36 AM

This thread expects satisfaction.

ring 08-06-2008 06:53 AM

This thread lives to love and loves to live.

ottopilot 08-06-2008 02:11 PM

This thread has loved it's entire life.

uncle phil 08-07-2008 05:36 AM

this thread loves sex, drugs (or, more likely, bourbon), and rock & roll...

Poppinjay 08-07-2008 06:33 AM

This thread is "that guy" at parties.

ottopilot 08-07-2008 07:20 AM

This thread and Mr. Bill have never been seen together in the same place at the same time.

BadNick 08-07-2008 11:10 AM

If you look closely, you can see Mr. Bill at this solemn witness protection ceremony.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...onceremony.jpg

Tophat665 08-07-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppinjay (Post 2502526)
This thread is "that guy" at parties.

Mostly because this thread brings That Girl to parties.
/ Haven't we been here before?

ottopilot 08-07-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2502483)
this thread loves sex, drugs (or, more likely, bourbon), and rock & roll...

Bourbon! In fact, this thread is enjoying a glass of Maker's Mark on the rocks while nuking a bowl of nutritious mini-ravioli for the youngster.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-07-2008 02:31 PM

Cigarettes and bourbon and wild, wild women have driven this thread crazy, they drive it insane.

BadNick 08-07-2008 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2502815)
...wild, wild women have driven this thread...

This thread wonders if she can shift a manual tranny?

uncle phil 08-08-2008 03:09 AM

our friends south of the border have minorities, too?

jewels 08-08-2008 04:14 AM

This thread enjoys living in a fantasy world from time to time.

ottopilot 08-08-2008 05:16 AM

This thread once knew a tranny named Manuel.

Poppinjay 08-08-2008 05:20 AM

Este hilo de rosca quiere el sexo extraño

ottopilot 08-08-2008 05:34 AM

A este hilo también le gustan pequeñas criaturas forestales.

http://educationaltoyfactory.com/ima...st_animals.jpg

Tophat665 08-08-2008 05:53 AM

This thread is surrounded by illegal, Mexican Muppets, taking jobs away from hardworking 'Murikan muppets. Suddenly, Sam the Eagle makes more sense to this thread, and it pines for Wayne and Wanda. This thread does not speak you crazy moon language. (No habla su lengua loca lunara).

jewels 08-08-2008 05:56 AM

Este hilo ha locos habitantes que asustar a cabo la mierda de algunos.

Tophat665 08-08-2008 06:12 AM

This thread is going to sic Tom Tancredo on your ass. (Y piense que usted deba ir y fritar monos.)

jewels 08-08-2008 06:18 AM

This thread is the Frito Bandito.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-08-2008 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2502936)
This thread wonders if she can shift a manual tranny?

Todo es felicidad y juegos to this thread.
(& yes, she's very good with her hands)
((But, no))

Heh.

ottopilot 08-08-2008 12:11 PM

This thread sometimes dreams of Dora the Explorer.

ring 08-08-2008 12:13 PM

This thread has the highest score, on any manual dexterity test.

BadNick 08-08-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2503433)
This thread has the highest score, on any manual dexterity test.

To attempt to emulate a friend of ours:

No one can doubt that
For some one with such a sharp
And clever brain cells

I feel obliged to add: Burma Shave.

ottopilot 08-08-2008 01:29 PM

This thread once knew a yoga instructor named Manuel Dexterity.

jewels 08-09-2008 03:13 AM

This thread is the epitome of genius, dexterity, beauty and total perfection.

uncle phil 08-09-2008 03:56 AM

this thread throws up the bullshit flag...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l1/bs_flag.gif

ring 08-09-2008 07:41 AM

This thread watches the buffalo chips fall where they..ummm..fall.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-09-2008 07:57 PM

This thread is drooling at the same time as it quivers, watching the Olympics and experiencing ghosts.

jewels 08-10-2008 04:42 AM

This thread is not representative of the collective soul of it's frequenters This thread has a mind of its own and has threatened to precariously tickle any whom might believe otherwise.

ottopilot 08-12-2008 08:13 AM

This thread is leveraging synergies to garner higher utilization while boosting ROI.

ring 08-12-2008 09:22 AM

This thread relentlessly hunts down the buzz killers.

Tophat665 08-12-2008 11:58 AM

This thread is fluent in Jive, Jargon, and Doublespeak

Ourcrazymodern? 08-12-2008 12:21 PM

This thread will not even threaten a thing that doesn't do so.

(Not meant to be haiku...but, damnit, I had a thought.)

Not much of a thought,
but you can feel what I said;
If you can't, more drugs!

(NO!)

jewels 08-13-2008 04:25 AM

This thread is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive ...

Poppinjay 08-13-2008 04:29 AM

This thred are makin u laff lik a lolcat.


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