...and this thread thinks there is plenty of her to go around, witness this:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...la-tequila.jpg

This thread prefers a higher grade of tequila than that. :-P

This thread requires daily injections of botox to maintain its firmness.

this thread sometimes looks at the titty board to maintain it's firmness...

This thread puked a french fry it didn't remember eating.

this thread had medium garlic hot wings for supper last night and is really starting to feel it...

this thread thinks a rabbit must have puked near the pool heater.

This thread can't believe it ate the whole thing.

Since it's lunchtime in Eastern U sofa, this thread is about to go eat the whole thing.

This thread is one spicy meatball.

this thread would like buy the world a coke...

this thread would like to teach the world to sing

This thread wans jou to say hello to eet's leetle friend.

This thread likes to drive over pedestrians in GTA IV.

This thread reserves the second Tuesday of every month for 'home colonic night.'

This thread wonders about the fiber in the air, & how it can entwine them.

This thread is bursting.

this thread already had appendicitis...

This thread is an enema of the state.

This thread is melting ...

This thread would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't've been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.

This thread wears eyeliner and lipgloss on Tranny Thursday. (coming up tomorrow)

this thread once had mountains with blue skies high above... once they were part of our everlasting love... but then you ran off with Sergio the kick-boxer... didn't you ... like the whore of a thread you are... yeah, just chew us up and spit us out like we're nothing.

this thread has been missin' the deutsch flying man.

this thread rocks...

This thread is tired of otto's whinging and figures he ought to make it a sammich.

This thread is a whore for sammiches.

This thread is a fool for your stockings.

perhaps a delicious Morey Amsterdam sammich?

this thread could be a fool for the city...

this thread is funky, foolhardy, freaky and just fine.

Irving K Musselman is not a Sandwich. Irving K. Musselman is a GENIUS.


This thread tries to keep kosher, but likes bacon far too much.

This thread likes to walk on glass.

This thread has a bifurcated sphincter.

this thread grabs a busch and runs for the hills...

This thread wears Five Fingers shoes.

this thread loves YOU!!!!

This thread has been playing hopscotch since 1928/

This thread has been drinking Scotch since 1912.

this thread has been wearing scotch plaid since it was a teenager...