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BadNick 08-10-2009 11:29 AM

...and this thread thinks there is plenty of her to go around, witness this:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...la-tequila.jpg

Tophat665 08-10-2009 03:13 PM

This thread prefers a higher grade of tequila than that. :-P

jewels 08-10-2009 03:46 PM

This thread requires daily injections of botox to maintain its firmness.

uncle phil 08-10-2009 03:49 PM

this thread sometimes looks at the titty board to maintain it's firmness...

Fremen 08-10-2009 07:50 PM

This thread puked a french fry it didn't remember eating.

uncle phil 08-11-2009 03:11 AM

this thread had medium garlic hot wings for supper last night and is really starting to feel it...

mixedmedia 08-11-2009 05:38 AM

this thread thinks a rabbit must have puked near the pool heater.

Tophat665 08-11-2009 05:41 AM

This thread can't believe it ate the whole thing.

BadNick 08-11-2009 08:17 AM

Since it's lunchtime in Eastern U sofa, this thread is about to go eat the whole thing.

Tophat665 08-11-2009 08:25 AM

This thread is one spicy meatball.

uncle phil 08-11-2009 12:25 PM

this thread would like buy the world a coke...

jewels 08-11-2009 01:18 PM

this thread would like to teach the world to sing

Tophat665 08-11-2009 01:20 PM

This thread wans jou to say hello to eet's leetle friend.

Fremen 08-11-2009 01:49 PM

This thread likes to drive over pedestrians in GTA IV.

mixedmedia 08-11-2009 02:44 PM

This thread reserves the second Tuesday of every month for 'home colonic night.'

Ourcrazymodern? 08-11-2009 04:57 PM

This thread wonders about the fiber in the air, & how it can entwine them.

jewels 08-12-2009 12:41 AM

This thread is bursting.

uncle phil 08-12-2009 03:19 AM

this thread already had appendicitis...

Tophat665 08-12-2009 03:24 AM

This thread is an enema of the state.

jewels 08-12-2009 11:04 AM

This thread is melting ...

Tophat665 08-12-2009 12:46 PM

This thread would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't've been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.

Fremen 08-12-2009 02:25 PM

This thread wears eyeliner and lipgloss on Tranny Thursday. (coming up tomorrow)

ottopilot 08-18-2009 09:07 PM

this thread once had mountains with blue skies high above... once they were part of our everlasting love... but then you ran off with Sergio the kick-boxer... didn't you ... like the whore of a thread you are... yeah, just chew us up and spit us out like we're nothing.

jewels 08-19-2009 01:31 AM

this thread has been missin' the deutsch flying man.

uncle phil 08-19-2009 02:29 AM

this thread rocks...

Tophat665 08-19-2009 02:33 AM

This thread is tired of otto's whinging and figures he ought to make it a sammich.

mixedmedia 08-19-2009 04:12 AM

This thread is a whore for sammiches.

Tophat665 08-19-2009 09:04 AM

This thread is a fool for your stockings.

ottopilot 08-19-2009 12:30 PM

perhaps a delicious Morey Amsterdam sammich?

uncle phil 08-19-2009 12:38 PM

this thread could be a fool for the city...

jewels 08-19-2009 02:04 PM

this thread is funky, foolhardy, freaky and just fine.

Tophat665 08-20-2009 10:04 AM

Irving K Musselman is not a Sandwich. Irving K. Musselman is a GENIUS.


This thread tries to keep kosher, but likes bacon far too much.

jewels 08-20-2009 02:08 PM

This thread likes to walk on glass.

mixedmedia 08-20-2009 02:10 PM

This thread has a bifurcated sphincter.

uncle phil 08-20-2009 03:16 PM

this thread grabs a busch and runs for the hills...

Fremen 08-20-2009 05:55 PM

This thread wears Five Fingers shoes.

julie0187 08-20-2009 11:58 PM

this thread loves YOU!!!!

jewels 08-21-2009 01:30 AM

This thread has been playing hopscotch since 1928/

nomcat 08-21-2009 01:47 AM

This thread has been drinking Scotch since 1912.

uncle phil 08-21-2009 02:36 AM

this thread has been wearing scotch plaid since it was a teenager...


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