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Fly 11-07-2008 07:02 AM

this thread is a character alright

BadNick 11-07-2008 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2556756)
...alright

This thread likes to say "righty tighty lefty loosey"

Tophat665 11-07-2008 11:08 AM

This thread apparently has a political philosophy based on colloquialisms.

BadNick 11-07-2008 11:34 AM

...Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
I want to just show you what my politics are.


So this thread will be voting for loosey....errr I mean Lucy Vote for Lucy to become Miss England!!!!! | Facebook

Tophat665 11-07-2008 11:42 AM

This thread is voting for Lucy to be Miss Hominid, 3.5M BC

BadNick 11-07-2008 11:56 AM

This thread thought hominid was some kind of traditional southern U.S. food...would you eat it?

Tophat665 11-07-2008 02:47 PM

This thread has done extensive hominid research, and has found that, as hominids are Primates, they form a part of the Christian Orthodox Church, and that certainly explains a thing or two.

BadNick 11-09-2008 05:04 PM

This thread wishes to thank Tophat for explaining a thing or two. Also, this thread wonders if Christians taste good.

uncle phil 11-10-2008 03:39 AM

this thread kisses no one's grits...

BadNick 11-10-2008 04:36 AM

This thread has laced its grits with chocolate kisses...all melty and swirled through.

Tophat665 11-10-2008 07:40 AM

This thread ..................... is at a loss for words.

BadNick 11-10-2008 11:20 AM

This thread is in a giving mood today. Here, have a couple:

............... words

...................................... words

Tophat665 11-10-2008 11:37 AM

OOH, Shiny.
This thread is going to weave those words into its nest come next spring.

BadNick 11-13-2008 04:59 AM

This thread hopes there will be eggs in that nest come next spring....with bacon.

Tophat665 11-13-2008 11:31 AM

This thread never sausage a thing.

BadNick 11-13-2008 11:54 AM

This thread doesn't even want to know what's in scrapple...but it tastes great!


The witness protection program librarian, who I think is kinda cute with her glasses not to mention she's a she, researched this just for us:

Scrapple is a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and flour, often buckwheat flour. The mush is formed into a loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, too small to be used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste. Scrapple is best known as a regional food of Delaware, South Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Maryland.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...f_scrapple.jpg

Tophat665 11-13-2008 12:28 PM

This thread thinks it sees a pecker in that scrapple.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-13-2008 01:20 PM

This thread would never use a pejorative against its mother, but will freely characterize itself as son of a bitch.

Tophat665 11-13-2008 02:58 PM

This thread's mom is pedigreed

ottopilot 11-13-2008 08:09 PM

This thread might tap that.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-14-2008 04:02 AM

This thread is in the hands of God, although it won't admit it.

Poppinjay 11-14-2008 04:16 AM

This thread exists on a plane higher than most. Flight 1037 Delta.

BadNick 11-14-2008 04:50 AM

This thread is on a plain, in Spain, in the rain...where's my umbrella 'rella 'rella 'rella...insane.

Tophat665 11-14-2008 06:34 AM

Isn't this thread loverly?

ring 11-14-2008 07:14 AM

This thread lost count of its goosebumps.

uncle phil 11-14-2008 01:48 PM

this thread could fall between a crack...

BadNick 11-16-2008 05:26 PM

If you do fall in one, don't worry since this thread won't step on a crack.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-04-2008 01:17 PM

This thread is belatedly facing somebody else's truths about it.

wolf 12-04-2008 04:07 PM

This thread exists on a higher plane.... in the 4th physical dimension.

uncle phil 12-04-2008 04:25 PM

this thread says "meh..."

Tophat665 12-04-2008 08:06 PM

This thread has had a spiritual awakening and has an urge to go pester people in airports.

ring 12-05-2008 10:01 AM

This thread has yards of old, comfy, faded orange/salmon/peachy/yellowish
colored cotton fabric, in one of its closets somewhere.

Fotzlid 12-05-2008 10:17 AM

This thread went cliff diving in Mexico and still doesn't realize how close it came to smashing onto the rocks below.

Tophat665 12-05-2008 10:32 AM

This thread may take you up an that fabric, ring baby, but the color of the cloth is immaterial. (This thread is a dyed in the wool punster.)

BadNick 12-05-2008 01:26 PM

This thread is back for a little more protection. It's safe in here, right?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...irl-safe-1.png

uncle phil 12-11-2008 03:55 AM

this thread's protection has a hole worn in it from being carried in a wallet for so long...

Tophat665 12-11-2008 08:47 AM

This thread is approved by the Pope

Tophat665 12-15-2008 10:28 PM

This thread is lonely and wants a kitten to play with.

BadNick 12-16-2008 07:39 PM

She was such a kitten when she was 18. Bridget Bardot

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...debut-thum.jpg

uncle phil 12-17-2008 03:27 AM

that thread she's wearing looks like a thong...


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