This thread is listing to the center. This thread would like to remind you that underground is nowhere to sing in the key of A-Flat minor.

This thread is waiting for some catch-up.

This thread is safely ensconced near the birthplace of the GOP.

This thread will not tolerate stale donuts.

This thread has a name for that.

This thread is on pay-per-view.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-View-Logo.jpg

And it's from the Latin unless this thread is showing off, in which case it's probably Greek, but could be Aramaic.

Ez fonál tud beszél sok nyelvek.

Of course that's Hungarian so no need to watch this thread's back when bending over in the shower.

This thread is relieved.

This thread blew out of the steppes like a grassfire, setting half of Europe ablaze.

This thread is a little Russian.

Because it's always Russian, this thread relies on fast food, and therefore needs the latest technology athletic shoes to catch a meal.

When this thread's around, cheetahs never prosper.
/ This thread likes its fast food really, really fast.
/ Hold the apostrophes

(How about some Jimmy Johns?)

This thread has cried for much of the day, but it can't complain, liking catharsis.

this thread could be leaving tomorrow for sunnier, warmer climes...

This thread found this palindrome for for the thread above: Golf? No Sir, prefer prison flog!

This thread failed the lie detector test on Maury, and is indeed Shaniqua's daddy.

This thread believes neck-braces, should, and could be made a tad
more attractive to wear.

This thread wants ruffled collars to come back into style
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...%203/ruff2.jpg

this thread parks in handicap spaces,

while handicap people make handicap faces........


*i have a handicapped person in the family so,i chose not to say retarded*


.......and yes.....it is me.


:D





$$$dennis leary fucking rocks$$$

This thread thinks political correctness is totally gay.
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That's got a cadence to it that's something between the pogues and quinn the eskimo.

That may well be this thread's cup of meat.

...sorry for being so random, but this thread would love to go to Lake Louise, Alberta, Canada where it imagines it would feel very protected:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...isealberta.jpg

This thread has its head up its ass, where it feels alright.

This thread is blessed with the kind of flexibility that allows it to keep its ears toasty warm very simply.

This thread thinks rugby is for pussies. It's gonna strap waxed bards to its feet and fall down a mountain.

This thread is still numb, lacking my ring.

...maybe think of her whenever you hear a bird sing

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pieProtect.jpg

This thread has made itself very very small, so others
can find themselves easier.

This thread enjoys being bigger.
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This thread is crying in its beer & apologizing to noone.

This thread sometimes needs a magnifying glass to view the ant-like world.

This thread just had some inspiration...if there is an anti-matter world, is there an uncle-matter world? This thread usually prefers roaches.

This thread coughs, reaches over and says, "ear".

I think it's anti-matter, uncle-energy. and, of course, peanut-butter-jelly-time.
http://www.nsftools.com/misc/120px-Dancing_Banana.gif

The problem with roaches is that the surface of the planet is well within the roach limit, and while I think you're out of this world, BadNick, or at least somewhere off planet, I wouldn't want to you break up as you came back down.

This thread will sue for unauthorized use of it's exercise video.

this thread will gladly partake.............:thumbsup:

Has this thread been usin a little?

This thread has used while under strict clinical supervision

This thread was on COPS, sans shirt and dignity.

This thread wears his war wound like a crown
This thread calls his child jesusthread
`cause this thread likes the name

This thread wants its mommy!

This thread wants to go to Venus.
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This thread wants its MTV (preferably with some music videos now and again.)