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BadNick 08-26-2009 03:47 AM

This thread once said "let them eat cake" but ....hey, where's this thread's head, and how is it talking without a head? TTSOMFG!

Tophat665 08-26-2009 06:40 AM

I'm sorry, we're all out of cake. But, since death is the other option, this thread will have chicken.

BadNick 08-26-2009 06:44 AM

This thread once ate a TV dinner with blue chicken.

mixedmedia 08-26-2009 06:50 AM

This thread once ate an economy-sized jar of pickled pig's feet in one sitting.

Tophat665 08-26-2009 07:09 AM

This thread can be a bit of a ham.
This thread is trying to grow its beard down to its navel.
This thread has legs and knows how to use them.

Fremen 08-26-2009 01:52 PM

This thread has get-away sticks?

jewels 08-26-2009 02:18 PM

This thread starred in Bonnie and Clyde.

uncle phil 08-26-2009 02:36 PM

this thread made dinah-mo hum...

jewels 08-27-2009 01:34 AM

This thread claims deniable culpability.

mixedmedia 08-27-2009 02:58 AM

This thread still wears a sanitary belt.

uncle phil 08-27-2009 03:43 AM

this thread has just been rendered speechless...

Tophat665 08-27-2009 07:54 AM

This thread autoclaves all its clothing accessories to keep them sanitary.

jewels 08-28-2009 01:03 AM

This thread has fallen and it can't get up.

uncle phil 08-28-2009 03:00 AM

this thread just broke the toilet...

mixedmedia 08-28-2009 03:14 AM

This thread needs to be more careful in the bathroom.

BadNick 08-28-2009 03:40 AM

depends ...this thread isn't saying anything more

Tophat665 08-28-2009 05:36 AM

This thread is where the beef is.
This thread is not going to pay a lot for that muffler.
Nobody messes with this thread thanks to Joon Rhee.

BadNick 08-28-2009 06:47 AM

This thread is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee ...but it doesn't like the name "Bruce" which might be why people call this thread Ug Lee


http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0120b_1000.jpg
Nils Lofgren is sometimes Ug Lee

uncle phil 08-28-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2695024)
this thread just broke the toilet...

this thread fixed the toilet...

Tophat665 08-28-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2695207)
this thread fixed the toilet...

This thread is flushed with a sense of accomplishment.

uncle phil 08-28-2009 05:04 PM

this thread took auntphil out to celebrate...

Fremen 08-28-2009 07:01 PM

This thread better watch its back, uncle phil swings a mean nine iron.



/no idea if that's a good golf club

Ourcrazymodern? 08-28-2009 07:04 PM

This thread is in the doghouse again; scratch its belly?

jewels 08-29-2009 03:49 AM

This thread adores the underbelly of society.

mixedmedia 08-29-2009 03:59 AM

This thread needs more salt.

uncle phil 08-29-2009 04:01 AM

this thread is alive and KICKIN'!!!

Poppinjay 08-29-2009 04:14 AM

This thread has been detained for kickin'

Fly 08-29-2009 04:14 AM

this thread wants to kick it out.......

Tophat665 08-29-2009 07:42 AM

THis thread has kicked out the Jams, Brothers and Sisters!

Fly 08-29-2009 03:00 PM

this thread is climbing the dyke,and heading into the river............fuck yeah!!!!!!!

Fremen 08-29-2009 03:22 PM

This thread is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in bacon.

BadNick 08-29-2009 09:04 PM

This thread is taking a chocolate sauce bath for dessert.

Tophat665 08-31-2009 06:47 AM

THis thread is a sham. This thread is a mockery of a sham. This thread is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a farce of a mockery of a travesty.

BadNick 08-31-2009 10:05 AM

This thread forgot to take its meds today?

Tophat665 08-31-2009 10:07 AM

Oh no, this thread remembered to take its meds. It also took my meds, your meds, phil's meds, and 2/3 of fly's meds. It's a wonder this thread isn't getting its stomach pumped, really.

jewels 08-31-2009 09:46 PM

This thread is pumping iron. Or was it this it was pumping up?

http://www.prankplace.com/images/inf...s/johndoll.jpg

mixedmedia 09-01-2009 03:00 AM

This thread peed in my pool.

Fly 09-01-2009 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2696668)
Oh no, this thread remembered to take its meds. It also took my meds, your meds, phil's meds, and 2/3 of fly's meds. It's a wonder this thread isn't getting its stomach pumped, really.




this thread better not fuck with fly's meds again

uncle phil 09-01-2009 03:48 AM

this thread had a dream...about fly's meds...

BadNick 09-01-2009 05:10 AM

This thread likes to engage a nightmare and turn it around into a great dream.


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