This thread once said "let them eat cake" but ....hey, where's this thread's head, and how is it talking without a head? TTSOMFG!

I'm sorry, we're all out of cake. But, since death is the other option, this thread will have chicken.

This thread once ate a TV dinner with blue chicken.

This thread once ate an economy-sized jar of pickled pig's feet in one sitting.

This thread can be a bit of a ham.
This thread is trying to grow its beard down to its navel.
This thread has legs and knows how to use them.

This thread has get-away sticks?

This thread starred in Bonnie and Clyde.

this thread made dinah-mo hum...

This thread claims deniable culpability.

This thread still wears a sanitary belt.

this thread has just been rendered speechless...

This thread autoclaves all its clothing accessories to keep them sanitary.

This thread has fallen and it can't get up.

this thread just broke the toilet...

This thread needs to be more careful in the bathroom.

depends ...this thread isn't saying anything more

This thread is where the beef is.
This thread is not going to pay a lot for that muffler.
Nobody messes with this thread thanks to Joon Rhee.

This thread is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee ...but it doesn't like the name "Bruce" which might be why people call this thread Ug Lee


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Nils Lofgren is sometimes Ug Lee

this thread fixed the toilet...

This thread is flushed with a sense of accomplishment.

this thread took auntphil out to celebrate...

This thread better watch its back, uncle phil swings a mean nine iron.



/no idea if that's a good golf club

This thread is in the doghouse again; scratch its belly?

This thread adores the underbelly of society.

This thread needs more salt.

this thread is alive and KICKIN'!!!

This thread has been detained for kickin'

this thread wants to kick it out.......

THis thread has kicked out the Jams, Brothers and Sisters!

this thread is climbing the dyke,and heading into the river............fuck yeah!!!!!!!

This thread is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in bacon.

This thread is taking a chocolate sauce bath for dessert.

THis thread is a sham. This thread is a mockery of a sham. This thread is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a farce of a mockery of a travesty.

This thread forgot to take its meds today?

Oh no, this thread remembered to take its meds. It also took my meds, your meds, phil's meds, and 2/3 of fly's meds. It's a wonder this thread isn't getting its stomach pumped, really.

This thread is pumping iron. Or was it this it was pumping up?

http://www.prankplace.com/images/inf...s/johndoll.jpg

This thread peed in my pool.

this thread better not fuck with fly's meds again

this thread had a dream...about fly's meds...

This thread likes to engage a nightmare and turn it around into a great dream.