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This thread acted now and received a bonus tub of OxyClean.
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this thred can haz cheezberger?
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This thred iz in yer browzer, takin up cache.
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This thread needs supervision.
(Please change my eyes!) |
Noticing that the corresponding pegboard outline for the coping saw was empty, this thread assumes that someone has once again "borrowed" irresponsibly.
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This thread just wants to sing.
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This thread is an actuary.
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this thread is a singing actuarial accountant from Amsterdam...
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This thread just wants to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Do re me fa so la ti do ... |
this thread always thought that doe was a deer, a female deer...
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This thread is on an eternal search for the perfect Shammi-kebab
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This thread is excited about going to see its lover tomorrow.
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This thread should be watering the lawn.
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This thread should be dancin'
/ Yeaaaah |
This thread knows what jumping spiders like to eat.
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this thread used to roast daddy-long-legs over a campfire on a hot dog stick...
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This thread tongue kissed The Closer.
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This thread is thinking about a big barbecue tonight.
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This thread will wear it's best Sunday go-to-meetin' bib to the barbecue tonight.
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Think thread's hank'rin' for a coolwater sammich
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I wish I could tell you what I witnessed, but I can't.
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This thread just ate a meatloaf sammich that was absolutely divine...
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This thread says "feed me" ...
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THis thread was feeling so alone that it was forced to sing spirituals, badly.
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This thread sings regardless
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Before joining the Witness Protection Program, this thread was in Sing Sing.
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this thread couldn't sing its way out of a wet paper bag...
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This thread sings better'n you. At least in the shower.
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This thread sings arbitrarily.
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this thread has never had a zipless fuck
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this thread was around before velcro...
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This thread denounces Krazy Glue...
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This thread believes that Ron Popeil may be the third coming of Christ.
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This thread has been known to roll in and out of delusional fantasy ...
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this thread wears a barrel on april 15th...
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This thread has to quit smoking for four months,
before the surgeon will fix C-4,5,6,&7. (c'mon people, bring on the good pain in the neck jokes, I need 'em.) |
This thread's pain is generally in the lower lumbar region, or the coccyx.
This thread likes saying coccyx. Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx. OK, this thread is done now. Coccyx. |
This thread believes that ring's computer is/was a pain in her neck.
PS: this thread likes smelling fresh cured tobacco, not smoking it. |
This thread was last seen operating a UPS Store in Waddy Peytona.
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