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ottopilot 06-23-2008 09:13 PM

This thread was at first just ghostly, but then turned a whiter shade of pale.

jewels 06-24-2008 01:46 AM

This thread was once a card carrying member of Procol Harum.

uncle phil 06-24-2008 02:47 AM

this thread is weaving another tangled web...

BadNick 06-24-2008 05:41 AM

Spider thread, spider thread, does whatever a spider thread does...

Sion 06-24-2008 10:33 AM

this thread eats worms

ottopilot 06-24-2008 10:38 AM

This thread was Martin Luther until the Diet of Worms, but it left a bad taste in it's mouth.

Tophat665 06-24-2008 11:09 AM

This thread was never in Korea, and any resemblance it bears to Larry Linville is completely coincidental.

uncle phil 06-24-2008 12:12 PM

this thread could be deceptive...

ottopilot 06-24-2008 01:56 PM

This thread left to go drop the kids off at the pool.

ring 06-24-2008 02:47 PM

This thread is pining with pinging pangs.

Sion 06-24-2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
This thread was never in Korea, and any resemblance it bears to Larry Linville is completely coincidental.



:thumbsup:

this thread is impressed

Tophat665 06-24-2008 06:53 PM

This thread is old enough to have watched the first run of the last episode and have come away wanting to take the farking chicken and shove it up Alan Alda's kiester.

ottopilot 06-24-2008 08:26 PM

This thread owns Alan Alda's kiester.

uncle phil 06-25-2008 02:35 AM

this thread plucked the chicken...

jewels 06-25-2008 04:21 AM

This thread wonders why Alan Alda is so annoying ...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-25-2008 09:37 AM

This thread. thinks it's because he's a sexist.

Tophat665 06-25-2008 10:44 AM

This thread probably would have voted for Vinick.

ring 06-25-2008 10:53 AM

This thread mainlines pheromones.

BadNick 06-25-2008 12:32 PM

What a coincidence!!! This thread lives on the Mainline and has pheromone-laced moth traps around its house to attract those pesky bugs. Many hundreds have perished and this thread is not lamenting their passing.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-25-2008 12:43 PM

This thread so admired the patterning of a moth on the ceiling that it actually considered killing it, in order to keep it.

Of course, that moth still lives, god willing.

Fly 06-25-2008 04:43 PM

this thread...........worships the moth.

Sion 06-25-2008 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
this thread...........worships the moth.


this is the moth that this thread worships:

http://www.myfreewallpapers.net/movi...-the-lambs.jpg

ring 06-25-2008 07:26 PM

This thread still has OCM's magical moth in it's chambers.

It's a masterpiece.

( the doughnut eaters just might have my house bugged.)

ottopilot 06-25-2008 07:30 PM

This thread enjoys philandering with moth enthusiasts.

... moth-er fucker

uncle phil 06-26-2008 03:06 AM

this thread shuffles away just shaking its head...

BadNick 06-26-2008 06:06 AM

knock knock
who's there?

http://www.crapco.com/badads/graphic/witness.gif

ottopilot 06-26-2008 07:17 AM

This thread often sits on the front porch ready to "recruit" unsuspecting Jehovah's Witnesses into its fake Amway down-line.

jewels 06-27-2008 02:01 AM

This thread ain't witnessed nothing ...

uncle phil 06-27-2008 03:03 AM

this threads hero ain't nothin' but a samwich...

BadNick 06-27-2008 06:50 AM

This thread has never tasted Vegemite so it hopes someone knocks on the front door and has some to offer.

ottopilot 06-27-2008 08:23 PM

dis thread be testifyin' in D mina blues wid a gibson stratoblasta tru a wesley goin' round

Ourcrazymodern? 06-28-2008 08:28 AM

This thread is laughing its ass off, again. -try Marmite, for a real taste-treat.

ottopilot 06-28-2008 09:18 PM

This thread is a connoisseur of tasty treats that cant be beat.

Tophat665 06-29-2008 02:51 AM

Now that this thread has decided to play the blues (and Marmite will do that to ya), It is changing its name to Athsmatic Kumquat Fillmore (Malady/Fruit/Dead President - all the cool blues guys do it.).

ottopilot 06-29-2008 09:47 AM

Dis thread caint work no mojo on no 'lectric symphomiza like a plank dobro and Auntie Feeb's coricidin bottle

Tophat665 06-29-2008 10:14 AM

This thread has a good woman, who has the meanest dog in town.

ottopilot 06-29-2008 03:02 PM

This thread likes the cut of your jib

uncle phil 06-29-2008 03:04 PM


ring 06-29-2008 06:46 PM

This thread sows the seeds of...visual stimulation.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...um_seedpod.jpg

ottopilot 06-29-2008 07:37 PM

After Flipper died, this thread had no porpoise.


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