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jewels 07-17-2008 12:02 PM

This thread uses a donut any whichway it can.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-17-2008 04:36 PM

This thread wants more.

ottopilot 07-17-2008 05:52 PM

This thread encourages ongoing abuse of donut holes

Tophat665 07-17-2008 09:30 PM

Pay no attention to this thread's glazed look. It's been abusing doughnut holes again

uncle phil 07-18-2008 01:50 AM

this thread CAN handle the truth...

Poppinjay 07-18-2008 05:16 AM

This thread manhandles the truth.

Tophat665 07-18-2008 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
this thread CAN handle the truth...

It uses isotope arms.

BadNick 07-18-2008 10:47 AM

In this predicament, Homer Simpson would have a radioactive doughnut

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6/ksm0395l.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...udshomer-1.jpg

ottopilot 07-18-2008 01:07 PM

This thread is ready to roll.

uncle phil 07-19-2008 09:51 AM

this thread also knows how to use a hookah...

BadNick 07-20-2008 05:32 PM

Many years ago this thread made a pipe that had a built-in lighter and wind-shield so you could smoke while skiing down a steep slope or riding a motorcycle with wind blowing in this thread's face.

ottopilot 07-20-2008 06:30 PM

This thread has no respect for "Humphreys"

Tophat665 07-20-2008 07:14 PM

Elton John used to buy his glasses from this thread.

uncle phil 07-21-2008 02:50 AM

this thread did not get a good night's sleep...

jewels 07-21-2008 03:33 AM

This thread needs a good game of golf. ;)

Tophat665 07-21-2008 06:01 AM

Looks like this thread picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

Poppinjay 07-21-2008 06:02 AM

This thread is fluent in jive.

Tophat665 07-21-2008 06:12 AM

Cut dis thread som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

BadNick 07-21-2008 12:26 PM

http://www.mamarocks.com/clapping_sm_clr.gif

HAND JIVE
I know a cat named Way-Out Willie
He got a cool little chick named Rockin' Millie
He can Walk and Stroll and Suzy-Q
And do that crazy Hand Jive too

Papa told Willie You'll ruin my home
You and that Hand Jive has got to go
Willie said Papa don't put me down
They doin' that Hand Jive all over town

Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, doin' that crazy Hand Jive http://www.mamarocks.com/clapping_sm_clr.gif

Mama mama look at Uncle Joe
He's doing the Hand Jive with Sister Flo'
Grandma gave baby sister a dime
Said do that Hand Jive one more time

Doctor and a Lawyer and an Indian Chief
Now they all dig that crazy beat
Way Out Willie gave them all a treat
When he did that hand jive with his feet
Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive,
Doin' that crazy hand jive

Willie and Millie got married last fall
They had a little Willie junior and that ain't all
Well the baby got famous and it's plain to see
Doing the Hand Jive on TV

Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Doin that crazy Hand Jive

http://www.mamarocks.com/clapping_sm_clr.gif

Sion 07-21-2008 02:24 PM

this thread does the Stray Cat Strut

jewels 07-21-2008 03:57 PM

this thread's done the macarena once or twice...

uncle phil 07-21-2008 04:32 PM

this thread hails the chief...

BadNick 07-21-2008 04:53 PM

After a couple drinks, this thread usually starts doing free-style, avante guard, jazz-ballet dancing....some people have called that jumpin' around makin' no sense, but that's nonsense.

Sion 07-21-2008 05:49 PM

this thread knows that the 7 kinds of farts are: the fizz, the fazz, the fizz-fazz, the rip-shit, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes whoosh.

BadNick 07-21-2008 06:00 PM

This thread can let loose with silent but deadly farts at will.

Poppinjay 07-22-2008 06:22 AM

This thread has license to ill.

Tophat665 07-22-2008 04:46 PM

However, this threads poetic license was suspended for speed reading while intoxicated. Unfortunately telling the judge that James Joyce doesn't make any sense regardless of how fast it's read or how much liquor is consumed was not an effective defense.

ottopilot 07-22-2008 04:47 PM

This thread sighs, turns out the lights, and longs for passion.

jewels 07-22-2008 05:00 PM

This thread does not require a license to speak its mind.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-22-2008 05:04 PM

This thread has a passion for life. It beats the alternative.
Hard to navigate, this thread isn't.
It merely wonders why this thread has become so.

Sion 07-22-2008 05:48 PM

this thread reaps what it sows

jewels 07-23-2008 01:55 AM

This thread has a mad crush on Benny Lava.

BadNick 07-23-2008 06:07 AM

This thread is nominating Benny Lava for President...I believe Benny supports improved relations with our overseas neighbors via construction of a cat monorail across the Atlantic Ocean...creative and fuel efficient!

http://www.dcheeseman.com/fun/pics/m...Atlantic_s.gif

ring 07-23-2008 08:31 AM

The attempt to cling to the side of roundness,
keeps this thread's nails trimmed.

ottopilot 07-23-2008 09:20 AM

This thread is beyond box-proximity-thought or known paradigms.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-23-2008 05:03 PM

What's unthought cannot be "known", this thread thinks.

Thanks.

ottopilot 07-24-2008 06:15 AM

This thread should have warmed up before doing a gainer at the pool last night.

BadNick 07-24-2008 12:06 PM

Having been a merely average pool shark, this thread has occasionally been a gainer.

uncle phil 07-24-2008 12:27 PM

this thread should try a half gainer first, followed by a triple lindy of the atlantic street pier...

jewels 07-24-2008 03:57 PM

This thread has not been swimming in a pool table. Yet.


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