This thread uses a donut any whichway it can.

This thread wants more.

This thread encourages ongoing abuse of donut holes

Pay no attention to this thread's glazed look. It's been abusing doughnut holes again

this thread CAN handle the truth...

This thread manhandles the truth.

It uses isotope arms.

In this predicament, Homer Simpson would have a radioactive doughnut

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This thread is ready to roll.

this thread also knows how to use a hookah...

Many years ago this thread made a pipe that had a built-in lighter and wind-shield so you could smoke while skiing down a steep slope or riding a motorcycle with wind blowing in this thread's face.

This thread has no respect for "Humphreys"

Elton John used to buy his glasses from this thread.

this thread did not get a good night's sleep...

This thread needs a good game of golf. ;)

Looks like this thread picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

This thread is fluent in jive.

Cut dis thread som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

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HAND JIVE
I know a cat named Way-Out Willie
He got a cool little chick named Rockin' Millie
He can Walk and Stroll and Suzy-Q
And do that crazy Hand Jive too

Papa told Willie You'll ruin my home
You and that Hand Jive has got to go
Willie said Papa don't put me down
They doin' that Hand Jive all over town

Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, doin' that crazy Hand Jive http://www.mamarocks.com/clapping_sm_clr.gif

Mama mama look at Uncle Joe
He's doing the Hand Jive with Sister Flo'
Grandma gave baby sister a dime
Said do that Hand Jive one more time

Doctor and a Lawyer and an Indian Chief
Now they all dig that crazy beat
Way Out Willie gave them all a treat
When he did that hand jive with his feet
Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive,
Doin' that crazy hand jive

Willie and Millie got married last fall
They had a little Willie junior and that ain't all
Well the baby got famous and it's plain to see
Doing the Hand Jive on TV

Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Doin that crazy Hand Jive

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this thread does the Stray Cat Strut

this thread's done the macarena once or twice...

this thread hails the chief...

After a couple drinks, this thread usually starts doing free-style, avante guard, jazz-ballet dancing....some people have called that jumpin' around makin' no sense, but that's nonsense.

this thread knows that the 7 kinds of farts are: the fizz, the fazz, the fizz-fazz, the rip-shit, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes whoosh.

This thread can let loose with silent but deadly farts at will.

This thread has license to ill.

However, this threads poetic license was suspended for speed reading while intoxicated. Unfortunately telling the judge that James Joyce doesn't make any sense regardless of how fast it's read or how much liquor is consumed was not an effective defense.

This thread sighs, turns out the lights, and longs for passion.

This thread does not require a license to speak its mind.

This thread has a passion for life. It beats the alternative.
Hard to navigate, this thread isn't.
It merely wonders why this thread has become so.

this thread reaps what it sows

This thread has a mad crush on Benny Lava.

This thread is nominating Benny Lava for President...I believe Benny supports improved relations with our overseas neighbors via construction of a cat monorail across the Atlantic Ocean...creative and fuel efficient!

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The attempt to cling to the side of roundness,
keeps this thread's nails trimmed.

This thread is beyond box-proximity-thought or known paradigms.

What's unthought cannot be "known", this thread thinks.

Thanks.

This thread should have warmed up before doing a gainer at the pool last night.

Having been a merely average pool shark, this thread has occasionally been a gainer.

this thread should try a half gainer first, followed by a triple lindy of the atlantic street pier...

This thread has not been swimming in a pool table. Yet.