This thread has the right stuff.

Oh, and this thread dearly wants to sport a 100% silk velvet cape.

this thread finally made it back upstate...

this thread does like to back up sometimes, but it prefers the moving ahead state.

THis thread once tried to back up to disc and slipped one. It's now seeing a chiropractor regularly on the MIBs dime.

this thread didnt miss me while I was gone....

This thread gets busy from time to time and oblivion does not mean it's dear friends aren't missed.

this thread is on the phone to it´s lawyer about a change in scenery

This thread is in this witness protection predicament because of its lawyers and does not want to ever see another one again...

...btw when this thread was an English teacher it taught the difference between its and it's and when it was a refrigeration repair man it usually felt like it was in Iceland.

this thread got another birdie today...

When this thread was 14y.o. it remembers seeing Bye Bye Birdie and falling in love with Ann-Margret.

This thread has been inside my wazoo.

This has a PHD in kazoo.

can this thread get a kazoo in kalamazoo?

this thread visit woolloomooloo in 1992

This thread used to watch Mister Magoo ...

this thread is going to philadelphia today...hope it isn't closed...

This thread should stop at Monks and sigh deeply in appreciation of the Belgian arts Zymurgical. (Either that or Morimoto and have some really top grade Sushi.)

This thread lives 10min from Philly and will meet you guys at Monk's for a few drinks during our planning session for the follow up activities.

This thread is with you in spirit.

this thread drinks only the exotic düff beer

When this thread looks into your eyes,
do not be afraid, that is sees directly into your soul,
for you can also see inside those eyes that are drinking yours.

this thread just enjoyed some moisture laden eye swapping but recommends that we should not cry into our beer

this thread is getting ready to puke...

This thread dares to be stupid.
/ It's like spitting on a fish.

this thread doesn't understand what's stupid about spitting on a fish...or why one would want to in the first place

This thread wonders both where it has gone and where it is going.

i wonder why this thread looks into my eyes with nothing in it's pants?

This thread wears a skirt, but then again it doesn't care what others think.

This thread would like to remind jewels that it's called a kilt. A KILT, lassie. Call it a skirt and you might get a caber upside the bean.

this thread still calls it a skirt

This thread wears both skirts and kilts,depending on its mood, since it goes anyway the wind blows. It will not, however, wear a housedress.

this thread likes the free and easy feeling of kilts with the family jewels dangling in the breeze...no unintended allusion to our own wonderful miss jewels. This thread also likes sun dresses, though it doesn't wear them too often.

This thread wonders why its comrades don't gather around and do a little embroidery.

this thread bet on stewball...

http://www.rhapsody.com/player?type=...adInstall=true

damn...i truly love this song...and leadbelly did it best...

This thread is frayed.

this thread will protect you, don't be frayed.

This thread just suffered/enjoyed a really good good good BadNick.

This thread just saw a REALLY BIG JUMPING SPIDER peeking out of Onecrazymodern's post. Don't worry OCM, and hold still, this thread will get the little bugger before it starts crawling up the back of your neck and gives you acute heebie jeebies.

this thread isn't frayed of any spiders.......


*damn good one Badnick....nicely done*

Even though this thread likes spiders, it now feels protected by our shared sense of humor.