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ring 05-21-2008 06:26 AM

This thread has the right stuff.

Oh, and this thread dearly wants to sport a 100% silk velvet cape.

uncle phil 05-23-2008 03:38 AM

this thread finally made it back upstate...

BadNick 05-24-2008 09:16 AM

this thread does like to back up sometimes, but it prefers the moving ahead state.

Tophat665 05-25-2008 09:53 AM

THis thread once tried to back up to disc and slipped one. It's now seeing a chiropractor regularly on the MIBs dime.

Sion 05-26-2008 08:07 PM

this thread didnt miss me while I was gone....

jewels 05-27-2008 12:21 AM

This thread gets busy from time to time and oblivion does not mean it's dear friends aren't missed.

lotsofmagnets 05-27-2008 12:34 AM

this thread is on the phone to it´s lawyer about a change in scenery

BadNick 05-27-2008 04:24 AM

This thread is in this witness protection predicament because of its lawyers and does not want to ever see another one again...

...btw when this thread was an English teacher it taught the difference between its and it's and when it was a refrigeration repair man it usually felt like it was in Iceland.

uncle phil 05-28-2008 01:42 PM

this thread got another birdie today...

BadNick 05-29-2008 09:44 AM

When this thread was 14y.o. it remembers seeing Bye Bye Birdie and falling in love with Ann-Margret.

Giant Hamburger 05-29-2008 10:43 AM

This thread has been inside my wazoo.

ring 05-29-2008 11:08 AM

This has a PHD in kazoo.

BadNick 05-29-2008 05:15 PM

can this thread get a kazoo in kalamazoo?

lotsofmagnets 05-29-2008 05:20 PM

this thread visit woolloomooloo in 1992

jewels 05-30-2008 12:14 AM

This thread used to watch Mister Magoo ...

uncle phil 05-30-2008 02:38 AM

this thread is going to philadelphia today...hope it isn't closed...

Tophat665 05-30-2008 07:15 AM

This thread should stop at Monks and sigh deeply in appreciation of the Belgian arts Zymurgical. (Either that or Morimoto and have some really top grade Sushi.)

BadNick 05-30-2008 10:12 AM

This thread lives 10min from Philly and will meet you guys at Monk's for a few drinks during our planning session for the follow up activities.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-30-2008 03:39 PM

This thread is with you in spirit.

lotsofmagnets 05-30-2008 06:26 PM

this thread drinks only the exotic düff beer

ring 05-30-2008 08:58 PM

When this thread looks into your eyes,
do not be afraid, that is sees directly into your soul,
for you can also see inside those eyes that are drinking yours.

BadNick 05-31-2008 11:59 AM

this thread just enjoyed some moisture laden eye swapping but recommends that we should not cry into our beer

uncle phil 06-01-2008 03:11 AM

this thread is getting ready to puke...

Tophat665 06-01-2008 05:37 AM

This thread dares to be stupid.
/ It's like spitting on a fish.

Sion 06-01-2008 10:44 AM

this thread doesn't understand what's stupid about spitting on a fish...or why one would want to in the first place

Ourcrazymodern? 06-01-2008 11:25 AM

This thread wonders both where it has gone and where it is going.

Fly 06-01-2008 03:05 PM

i wonder why this thread looks into my eyes with nothing in it's pants?

jewels 06-02-2008 12:20 AM

This thread wears a skirt, but then again it doesn't care what others think.

Tophat665 06-02-2008 05:15 AM

This thread would like to remind jewels that it's called a kilt. A KILT, lassie. Call it a skirt and you might get a caber upside the bean.

lotsofmagnets 06-02-2008 09:33 AM

this thread still calls it a skirt

jewels 06-02-2008 10:13 AM

This thread wears both skirts and kilts,depending on its mood, since it goes anyway the wind blows. It will not, however, wear a housedress.

BadNick 06-02-2008 10:48 AM

this thread likes the free and easy feeling of kilts with the family jewels dangling in the breeze...no unintended allusion to our own wonderful miss jewels. This thread also likes sun dresses, though it doesn't wear them too often.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-02-2008 03:31 PM

This thread wonders why its comrades don't gather around and do a little embroidery.

uncle phil 06-02-2008 04:38 PM

this thread bet on stewball...

http://www.rhapsody.com/player?type=...adInstall=true

damn...i truly love this song...and leadbelly did it best...

jewels 06-03-2008 12:12 AM

This thread is frayed.

BadNick 06-03-2008 09:25 AM

this thread will protect you, don't be frayed.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-05-2008 04:21 PM

This thread just suffered/enjoyed a really good good good BadNick.

Tophat665 06-05-2008 05:22 PM

This thread just saw a REALLY BIG JUMPING SPIDER peeking out of Onecrazymodern's post. Don't worry OCM, and hold still, this thread will get the little bugger before it starts crawling up the back of your neck and gives you acute heebie jeebies.

Fly 06-05-2008 06:44 PM

this thread isn't frayed of any spiders.......


*damn good one Badnick....nicely done*

BadNick 06-05-2008 06:48 PM

Even though this thread likes spiders, it now feels protected by our shared sense of humor.


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