This thread feels pretty. Oh so pretty. It feels pretty and witty and gay.

This thread is back in the closet.

this thread loves the western movies...

THis thread likes gladiator movies too.

This thread is standing here bravely ...I am Spartacus! or am I Hopalong Cassidy? Now this thread is confused.

I thought this thread was trying to enlighten other threads.

In an effort to save energy and bandwidth, this thread is getting multiple use out of this thread enlightening picture

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ts_alberta.jpg

This thread loves you, as you well know.

this thread almost feels the love...

Hell, man.

This thread can even feel yours.

Now, about the lingering moistness on my foot?

This thread has never been on a summer's cruise.
/ Quelle Damage

Does a summer car cruise count? This thread has never been on a ship cruise but likes car cruises ...though it is difficult to play shuffle board in a two seater and there is just not much space for a large pool ...restaurant service? = drive up only...as witnessed by this thread.

This thread prefers the water to the street or the drive thru ...

this thread drinks at "moe's..."

Sometimes this thread likes to drink mo'e

You ARE bad.

Ring me.

This thread believes we'll eventually meet.

Eventually can be almost forever, though usually it's better sooner than later.

This thread has learned to not drink mo'e and drive

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...treetruck2.jpg

this thread is not ready to leave...

This thread is staying put and wonders about the origination of put in that sense.

Sometimes this thread is a putz and doesn't know what staying put means. This thread thinks it might not care about that, though. Not sure...is it important?

This thread will never stay put, although it does.

How about if it doesn't rain tomorrow, this thread will try to putt?

36 fookin' times, today...

"Along he came, and he did put, upon my farm, his lovely foot.". -OOA

and 18 today...

This thread has restless ******** syndrome.

This thread knows of ancient, secret potions and magical incantations that permamently rid the body and psyche of restless ******** syndrome.

this thread will wave at me tomorrow morning...

This thread loves the smell of napalm in the morning ...

This thread thinks it smells like....
Surfboard wax.

this thread uses this all the time, that's why...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...zogssexwax.jpg

This thread needs more roughage.

This thread is now counting the hours.

This thread loves to count. Ha ha ha ha.

This thread will oblige.
4980 minutes.

My Family Counts the coffins covered by the Carpathian Mountains

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s4/image-6.jpg

This thread is trembling,
in a good way.

This thread wants to suck you neck...in a good way.

This thread might have goosebumps.

this thread just picked up the phone and called both Van Helsing and Buffy.

This thread trembles no more.