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uncle phil 05-08-2008 02:42 AM

this thread is already down in savannah eatin' cream and bananas...

Tophat665 05-08-2008 06:16 AM

Fine. If none of you will help out this thread will get its own pickled egg.
http://foodgeeks.com/images/recipes/18452.jpeg

This thread is replete, and recommends you not stand downwind of it for a few hours.

BadNick 05-08-2008 08:27 AM

This thread will be spending time in the profusion of sulfur program for a while but will be back after degasification.

lotsofmagnets 05-10-2008 04:15 PM

this thread is back after degasification and ready for 15 hrs straight of futurama

Tophat665 05-10-2008 05:44 PM

This thread feel much less bloated now than it had previously, and is craving something fresh and summer-y.

BadNick 05-10-2008 07:26 PM

Tophat made this thread hungry for the bounty of spring/early summer so now it wants berries and fruits....though when this thread said "bounty" it had bad thoughts about the bounty hunter finding this thread in spite of it being in the witness protection program ...but on to the delicacies

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...berry_feta.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3/cimg0735.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rries_main.jpg

Jetée 05-10-2008 07:38 PM

This thread is making me hungry.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

This man is making a funny.

uncle phil 05-11-2008 02:28 AM

this thread searches for a bowie knife...

jewels 05-11-2008 04:27 AM

This thread can gut a fish in 10 seconds or less.

BadNick 05-11-2008 06:41 AM

This thread eats fish guts for dessert. Even the little green sack from blowfish.

Tophat665 05-11-2008 04:46 PM

This thread put the hardy in foolhardy.

lotsofmagnets 05-11-2008 05:14 PM

this thread is taking the laughter out of slaughter.

Tophat665 05-11-2008 05:25 PM

This thread would love some adult companionship, but doesn't want to pay a governorship for it.

ring 05-11-2008 07:18 PM

This thread wiil send you Mary Poppins.

Sion 05-11-2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
This thread put the hardy in foolhardy.


and the fool too...




this thread be merry and poppin'

Fotzlid 05-11-2008 10:16 PM

It would be insane for this thread to continue but to stop, it must ask. By asking, it shows that it is sane and must therefore continue.

jewels 05-12-2008 12:25 AM

This thread must tread gently as if often teeters over the line of sanity.

uncle phil 05-12-2008 02:39 AM

but this thread also carries a big "stick..."

BadNick 05-12-2008 04:15 AM

This thread long ago passed the point of concern about whether it's sane or insane, and is just happy to dance along its merry way.

Tophat665 05-12-2008 05:01 AM

THis thread wants to go to the Bahamas

BadNick 05-12-2008 08:25 AM

This thread wants to go back to the Bahamas ...hey, let's all of us go there for a Witness Protection Thread Reunion! This thread has very fond memories of staying at a nice house called Dugdale on Harbour Island in the Bahamas, at that time the house was owned by a friend but now it's owned by some multi-billionaire who was married to Ellen Barkin ...this thread always had a soft spot for Ellen. While at Dugdale, this thread was very protected and taken care of by Angela and Vincent; every morning Angela would bake fresh bread and Vincent would catch langostino lobsters and conch for the lobster and conch salads. Since then Angela has become somewhat well known for her Angela's Starfish Restaurant. Vincent highly qualifies as a fertility specialist; after failing to propogate a baby thread for over 5 years, this thread drank one of Vincent's secret elixers which he said would guarantee an offspring; a year later this thread had a new baby daughter thread. Lots of cool things to see and explore in the Bahamas.

ring 05-12-2008 08:33 AM

This thread likes Bora Bora.

Fotzlid 05-12-2008 10:48 AM

This thread is hearing voices again but the voices are speaking spanish so it has no idea what they are saying.

lotsofmagnets 05-12-2008 03:27 PM

this thread is made entirely out of a question mark...

uncle phil 05-12-2008 03:45 PM

this thread also has the mysterians...

blahblah454 05-12-2008 05:05 PM

This thread ate a piece of bark while hiding under a tree...

BadNick 05-12-2008 07:54 PM

This thread hugged a tree and the tree hugged back.

jewels 05-13-2008 12:23 AM

this thread enjoys hanging upside down in trees

uncle phil 05-13-2008 02:40 AM

can't remember...has this thread played nick-nack on my thumb yet?

Tophat665 05-13-2008 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
this thread also has the mysterians...

THis thread is kind of crazy with a spooky little comment like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
can't remember...has this thread played nick-nack on my thumb yet?

No, but it gave a frog a loan.

BadNick 05-13-2008 07:10 AM

This thread would like to live in a tree house. Any of you who want to come up, just yell the secret words "hey nick, drop the ladder down"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...20pics3/09.jpg

or if you're a more modern minded space cadet:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...treehouse2.jpg

Tophat665 05-13-2008 12:10 PM

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
This thread is getting shaggy and is thinking about shaving its dome.

lotsofmagnets 05-13-2008 03:13 PM

this thread bored a hole to the centre of the sun in search of the source of all things yellow.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2008 06:15 PM

So you're the one who created the anomaly.

This thread loves us all.

Fotzlid 05-13-2008 06:55 PM

This thread leaves you feeling a little unsettled not unlike the feeling you get when you replace your brakes and realize you have extra parts.

jewels 05-14-2008 12:21 AM

This thread loves cruising the calle ...

BadNick 05-14-2008 07:16 AM

This thread wondered what "cruising the calle..." means so it googled it hoping to see some way out of this witness protection program by cruising down to calle ...though this thread enjoys all you guys and gals it would still like to have an occasional furlough from the witness protection program.

So this google adventure came up with:

Copper Bar (Fetish) Gay Cruise Bar
Calle de San Vicente Ferrer, 34 , Madrid
Well-established, gay bar for naked, leather and rubber fetish lovers with a small dark room. Underwear party every Sunday. Other themed parties such as S&M, FF and Jocks on Wednesdays. reviews and map

jewels 05-14-2008 09:02 AM

This thread can translate multilingually.

calle = street

uncle phil 05-14-2008 09:30 AM

this thread could also be accused of being a cunning linguist...

BadNick 05-14-2008 09:55 AM

The above astute comments remind this thread that you are what you eat and taste like it, too. Long live the witness protection program!


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