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BadNick 05-02-2008 09:48 AM

ooo ooo ...palindrome

This thread is walking in boots of Spanish leather.

jewels 05-02-2008 09:51 AM

What color, BadBoy? Ahem, don't you think a boot photo is in order?

BadNick 05-02-2008 10:08 AM

right again, jewels. If I could find a boot photo worthy of representing the mental image I would, but since I'm stuck in the Witness Protection Program this is all I got.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...mer_invite.jpg

Sion 05-02-2008 01:30 PM

this thread knows just what a Telefunken U-47 is...do you?

Tophat665 05-02-2008 02:18 PM

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

Fotzlid 05-02-2008 02:51 PM

This thread is made up of a secret blend of exotic waxes designed to make it burn slower with less drips.

uncle phil 05-02-2008 03:33 PM

this thread just ingested a most excellent burger and ear of corn...

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2008 05:40 PM

This thread believes that plant & animal reproduction are intertwined, and that politics suck.

Tophat665 05-02-2008 05:50 PM

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

Sion 05-02-2008 07:08 PM

this thread uses carnuba wax when "polishing its shaft"

Ourcrazymodern? 05-03-2008 03:43 AM

Ouch!

This thread grows faster than the longest one.

(Don't worry, there's no haiku in there)

jewels 05-03-2008 05:12 AM

This thread continues the growth spurt, despite the lack of good nutrition.

Tophat665 05-03-2008 06:48 AM

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

BadNick 05-03-2008 08:04 PM

This thread is relaxing; it is feeling pleasantly warm and calm; all stressful thoughts and feelings have flowed out of this threads body; this thread feels like it is floating in air.

SSJTWIZTA 05-03-2008 09:13 PM

this threads wonderful zephyr like feeling has been interrupted by the sounds of police sirens and barking dogs.

this thread is pissed!

uncle phil 05-04-2008 03:01 AM

this thread needs some "swing oil..."

Fotzlid 05-04-2008 04:57 AM

This thread is Z-rated for high speed driving.

Tophat665 05-04-2008 05:29 AM

This thread is Y-rated for stand up philosophy

Fotzlid 05-04-2008 06:07 AM

This thread is ranked 101 in Time magazines "100 Most Influential" issue.

Tophat665 05-04-2008 08:12 AM

This thread always signs its paychecks, "Alan Smithee"

BadNick 05-04-2008 06:04 PM

This thread took a walk earlier today and witnessed the Schuylkill River on the left, the Manayunk Canal on the right and Flat Rock Dam.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...settingsun.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3/damfalls.jpg

The schuylkill river

jewels 05-05-2008 02:25 AM

This thread's got the feeling something ain't right ...

uncle phil 05-05-2008 03:33 AM

this thread has never been accused of being uglier than a box of frogs...

BadNick 05-05-2008 03:55 AM

This thread has.

uncle phil 05-07-2008 04:39 AM

this thread is back with a new attitude...

Tophat665 05-07-2008 05:34 AM

This thread is bringing sexy back. It didn't fit properly, so it is going to be exchanged for sensual.

BadNick 05-07-2008 06:14 AM

This thread is still not sure why it needs protection. Anybody know?

Ourcrazymodern? 05-07-2008 06:20 AM

This thread wants to be your human blanket.

Or banquet.

BadNick 05-07-2008 06:24 AM

This thread has you covered and would eat you in a minute ...with mayo and roast peppers sensually dripping from your parts.

jewels 05-07-2008 07:17 AM

This thread is ready for it's debut.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-07-2008 07:52 AM

This thread wants to ask you a personal question.

Giant Hamburger 05-07-2008 08:25 AM

This thread has a jealous parasitic mutated twin that doesn't like you reading this.

lotsofmagnets 05-07-2008 08:56 AM

this thread is over 20,000 years old and has suvived at least 6 ice ages

Tophat665 05-07-2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
This thread is still not sure why it needs protection. Anybody know?

This thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Turned out to be the Pickle King of Jersey City, and now the mob wants to rub this thread out.

BadNick 05-07-2008 12:09 PM

This thread is now informed.

ring 05-07-2008 12:42 PM

This thread believes in cloning, when it cogitates about there being more
Giant Hamburgers on this planet.

Fotzlid 05-07-2008 04:48 PM

This thread digs holes on Monday and fills them back in on Thursday.

Tophat665 05-07-2008 05:26 PM

This thread wants a pickled egg.

Sion 05-07-2008 06:52 PM

this thread wants to shock the monkey

jewels 05-08-2008 12:18 AM

this thread is a former member of the band once known as .


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