ooo ooo ...palindrome

This thread is walking in boots of Spanish leather.

What color, BadBoy? Ahem, don't you think a boot photo is in order?

right again, jewels. If I could find a boot photo worthy of representing the mental image I would, but since I'm stuck in the Witness Protection Program this is all I got.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...mer_invite.jpg

this thread knows just what a Telefunken U-47 is...do you?

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

This thread is made up of a secret blend of exotic waxes designed to make it burn slower with less drips.

this thread just ingested a most excellent burger and ear of corn...

This thread believes that plant & animal reproduction are intertwined, and that politics suck.

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

this thread uses carnuba wax when "polishing its shaft"

Ouch!

This thread grows faster than the longest one.

(Don't worry, there's no haiku in there)

This thread continues the growth spurt, despite the lack of good nutrition.

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

This thread is relaxing; it is feeling pleasantly warm and calm; all stressful thoughts and feelings have flowed out of this threads body; this thread feels like it is floating in air.

this threads wonderful zephyr like feeling has been interrupted by the sounds of police sirens and barking dogs.

this thread is pissed!

this thread needs some "swing oil..."

This thread is Z-rated for high speed driving.

This thread is Y-rated for stand up philosophy

This thread is ranked 101 in Time magazines "100 Most Influential" issue.

This thread always signs its paychecks, "Alan Smithee"

This thread took a walk earlier today and witnessed the Schuylkill River on the left, the Manayunk Canal on the right and Flat Rock Dam.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...settingsun.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3/damfalls.jpg

The schuylkill river

This thread's got the feeling something ain't right ...

this thread has never been accused of being uglier than a box of frogs...

This thread has.

this thread is back with a new attitude...

This thread is bringing sexy back. It didn't fit properly, so it is going to be exchanged for sensual.

This thread is still not sure why it needs protection. Anybody know?

This thread wants to be your human blanket.

Or banquet.

This thread has you covered and would eat you in a minute ...with mayo and roast peppers sensually dripping from your parts.

This thread is ready for it's debut.

This thread wants to ask you a personal question.

This thread has a jealous parasitic mutated twin that doesn't like you reading this.

this thread is over 20,000 years old and has suvived at least 6 ice ages

This thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Turned out to be the Pickle King of Jersey City, and now the mob wants to rub this thread out.

This thread is now informed.

This thread believes in cloning, when it cogitates about there being more
Giant Hamburgers on this planet.

This thread digs holes on Monday and fills them back in on Thursday.

This thread wants a pickled egg.

this thread wants to shock the monkey

this thread is a former member of the band once known as .