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This thread had lyrics from "Jesus C:hrist, Superstar" running through its head all last night. Specifically:
"It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying..." |
This thread maintains an up-to-date ass inventory.
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This thread can, in fact, find its ass with both hands in a mirror. It can also tell the difference betweens its ass and its elbow, and has verified its ability to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.
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this thread got its groove back
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This thread washed its threads in the bathtub today.
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This thread shall swim in a trash can today.
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this thread appears to be multi-talented...
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This thread got game.
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Silly rabbit, this thread had Trix for breakfast.
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This thread has hopped along with wabbits.
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this thread is going to try to leave tomorrow instead of tuesday...
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This thread likes to take every wrong turn it finds.
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This thread is still turning around.
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This thread is bejeweled. (Someone went berserk on it with a Ronco Bedazzler.)
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this thread is bewitched, bothered and bedazzled by Beja Bedouins born in Bahrain.
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This thread got blankely bloto'd on a bong in Burma.
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This thread blew on a bong and banged a gong in a thong.
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This thread is smiling.
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Thread this noun with verbiage.
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This thread is full of verbs but not really verbial.
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I, Thread, Unraveled.
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(No wonder will/won't play with us!)
This thread can't sleep, very well. |
This thread is narcoleptic, dreams of REM
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This thread is losing its religion. See? It's over there in the corner. Somebody turn a spotlight on it.
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This thread saw your religion standing in the corner, but for some reason that made it start humming "Here Comes the Rain Again"...though it's a bright sunny day here today. Such are the mysteries of the Witness Protection Program.
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This thread needs a witness.
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Can this thread get a witness?
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Dis thread be tesitfyin one, fo, five in A ... widda F7 hook.
...hot, blue, & righteous. |
This thread just left Chicago, and it's bound for new Orleans.
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this thread wants to cut some perp's nuts off...
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this thread thinks therefore it am...?
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This thread is amused.
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This thread is stunned and amazed.
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This thread likes to stunt in a field of maze.
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This thread must be a farmer because it's outstanding in it's field.
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for reasons explained..$
This thread thanks all the farmers, for it will be soon eating its cake.
SWEET! PS -fuck the doughnut eaters! |
This thread is fucking a donut eater. Doggystyle.
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This thread is all about fucking the donut holes.
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