this thread thinks that vid is the bee's knees, and that Benny Lava is the coolest motherfu....(shut yo mouth) ever to walk the face of this Earth...



more Benny Lava goodness:
http://bennylava.com/

Totally immerse yourself in the wonderful truth that is Benny Lava ...if you call this thread's cell phone, you will here it's newly acquire Benny Lava ringtone: http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:437472/

This thread is satiation incarnate.

This thread knows where Carmen Sandiego is...

This thread always knew where Carmen Sandiego was.

This thread has been onto both her and Waldo's game for quite some time.

This thread has an amazing ringtone featuring a Benny Lava-Carmen Sandiego duet.

this thread did not lose waldo...

this thread is where waldo is hiding from chuck norris

57 skirts have not been blown off in vain.

This thread can hope.

this thread had a wet dream today

This thread is still sticky...and likes it.

This thread has Sticky Fingers ...

this thread loves the rolling stones...

this threads youngest is sick this morning......so this thread has a day off of work.

Though it sometimes has healing properties, this thread cannot prescribe beer as a remedy to a minor.

This thread just had a successful first interview with a large petroleum company and is looking forward to (crosses fingers) future employment with them

This thread hopes that blahblah454 will lower my price for gas and oil. Good luck with your potential employment make sure you don't tell them you're in the Witness Protection Program here.

this thread doesn´t talk about being in the witness protection programme

This thread might need a bit of protection.

this thread wants to see some big titties

this thread mutters: "The first rule of this thread, is that you dont talk about this thread"

This thread knows there's a time to speak softly and a time to make noise.

what you see in this thread stays in this thread...

and, what happens in this thread stays in this thread

this thread is thinking "pay up, or I'm spillin' the beans"

this thread has no morals. i might just shoot this thread.

This thread wears heavy armor.

this thread thwarted its own dastardly deeds

this thread is it´s own concealed weapon

This thread bears no arms except for the ones that want to go hug ring.

This thread is happy that the authorities allow conjugal visits.

This thread does not like James Fenimore Cooper. :mad:

this thread has heard of natty bumpo...

this thread is hates gnats...

This thread is into Leather.

This thread rides a horse of steel

This thread might enjoy "Fanny Hill".

Hell yeah! This thread loves Ernie Kovacs, too.

evil upside down.
 

This thread has no strength left to avoid coming (ahem) back to its basis, which is, of course, nonsense.

999.

This thread often forgets where it is.

One grand :p