This thread sips sangria in the spa.

This thread is swell.

This thread has its dark side also,
but it stays mostly in the dark,
making it difficult to see.

THis thread is beyond swell; it is peachy keen.

this thread is waiting to pounce.............


*eh Top*

This thread had four biscuits, then ate one.

This thread longs to become a string, and then a rope, and then a hawser...

This thread is using the Charles Atlas method to become a steel cable.

This thread is pretty sure it found a pecker in its spam.

This thread would call Eyewitness News if there was a pecker in its spam.

fortunately, it is not this thread's pecker that is in the spam...

OK, that settles it. This thread is buying a can of Spam today since it hasn't had spam and eggs for a long time...and this thread's baby threads barely even heard of Spam so they're going to taste it, too. Hold the peckers.

This thread is oddly enthusiastic about holding peckers.

This thread is a very Happy Jack.

Oh..let me introduce you to Happy..and Jack..

Jack Lalanne is still juicin'

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...k_lalanne1.jpg

This thread couldn't prevent Jack from being happy, so it sent him a picture of Lilly.

This thread loves to bathe in lilies.

This thread enjoys lily livers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

This thread also loves to bathe in Lillet, and is having an old friend for dinner.

This thread was once a cannibal for a short while.

This thread still likes to eat the meat of a good man.

this thread's door does not swing that way...

This thread has swung here and there.

This thread is craving a little Spam-and-Jack, and won't let the creaky old door hit it in the ass, as it rushes out to swing.

This thread can tell by the way you use your walk, you're woman's man, no time to talk.

It hurts this thread's groin to merely listen to the Bee Gees.

This thread is having a shpadoinkle day.
/ I think I know precisely what that means.

This thread's phone is pleasantly drained.

This thread is automatic, systematic, full of color self-contained, tuned and gentle to your vibes.

this thread is acting full of itself...

This thread is bored, plain and simple.

This thread has several forms of self amusement, some of which can even be discussed in front of children.

This thread is something mommy wouldn't wear.

This thread is bare.

there may be some bears in this thread...so, if you go into the woods today...

This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks.

This thread secretly dresses as Dorothy and sings all the words to Judy Garland records.

ahhh, this thread remembers wearing nothing but red shoes and dancing in front of the mirror...which might explain why it now needs to be in the witness protection program.

This thread is temporarily in Lisa's cubicle where only five people have said, "something's different about you, Lisa" so far today.

This thread may be standing quietly behind Lisa breathing heavily on the back of her neck.

This thread is mighty! It is a Justice sandwich, no condiments necessary! It is nigh invlunerable and a pleasant shade of blue.

this thread could soon be full of it...

This thread visited Cousin Maury over the fourth of July. He's still 7 kinds of ass.