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jewels 07-06-2008 02:42 AM

This thread sips sangria in the spa.

ottopilot 07-06-2008 06:41 AM

This thread is swell.

ring 07-06-2008 08:15 AM

This thread has its dark side also,
but it stays mostly in the dark,
making it difficult to see.

Tophat665 07-06-2008 12:03 PM

THis thread is beyond swell; it is peachy keen.

Fly 07-06-2008 12:04 PM

this thread is waiting to pounce.............


*eh Top*

ottopilot 07-06-2008 01:37 PM

This thread had four biscuits, then ate one.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-06-2008 02:38 PM

This thread longs to become a string, and then a rope, and then a hawser...

Tophat665 07-06-2008 05:47 PM

This thread is using the Charles Atlas method to become a steel cable.

This thread is pretty sure it found a pecker in its spam.

jewels 07-07-2008 02:16 AM

This thread would call Eyewitness News if there was a pecker in its spam.

uncle phil 07-07-2008 02:58 AM

fortunately, it is not this thread's pecker that is in the spam...

BadNick 07-07-2008 06:45 AM

OK, that settles it. This thread is buying a can of Spam today since it hasn't had spam and eggs for a long time...and this thread's baby threads barely even heard of Spam so they're going to taste it, too. Hold the peckers.

ottopilot 07-07-2008 08:36 AM

This thread is oddly enthusiastic about holding peckers.

ring 07-07-2008 09:48 AM

This thread is a very Happy Jack.

Oh..let me introduce you to Happy..and Jack..

Jack Lalanne is still juicin'

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...k_lalanne1.jpg

Tophat665 07-07-2008 10:02 AM

This thread couldn't prevent Jack from being happy, so it sent him a picture of Lilly.

jewels 07-07-2008 02:48 PM

This thread loves to bathe in lilies.

ottopilot 07-07-2008 05:50 PM

This thread enjoys lily livers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Tophat665 07-07-2008 06:56 PM

This thread also loves to bathe in Lillet, and is having an old friend for dinner.

BadNick 07-07-2008 07:40 PM

This thread was once a cannibal for a short while.

Milkyway 07-07-2008 08:29 PM

This thread still likes to eat the meat of a good man.

uncle phil 07-08-2008 02:42 AM

this thread's door does not swing that way...

jewels 07-08-2008 03:56 AM

This thread has swung here and there.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-08-2008 04:53 AM

This thread is craving a little Spam-and-Jack, and won't let the creaky old door hit it in the ass, as it rushes out to swing.

ottopilot 07-08-2008 06:31 AM

This thread can tell by the way you use your walk, you're woman's man, no time to talk.

Tophat665 07-08-2008 07:54 AM

It hurts this thread's groin to merely listen to the Bee Gees.

This thread is having a shpadoinkle day.
/ I think I know precisely what that means.

ring 07-08-2008 08:28 AM

This thread's phone is pleasantly drained.

ottopilot 07-08-2008 11:20 AM

This thread is automatic, systematic, full of color self-contained, tuned and gentle to your vibes.

uncle phil 07-09-2008 02:54 AM

this thread is acting full of itself...

jewels 07-09-2008 03:24 AM

This thread is bored, plain and simple.

Tophat665 07-09-2008 09:21 AM

This thread has several forms of self amusement, some of which can even be discussed in front of children.

ottopilot 07-09-2008 07:09 PM

This thread is something mommy wouldn't wear.

jewels 07-10-2008 02:39 AM

This thread is bare.

uncle phil 07-10-2008 02:55 AM

there may be some bears in this thread...so, if you go into the woods today...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-10-2008 06:17 AM

This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks.

ottopilot 07-10-2008 07:02 AM

This thread secretly dresses as Dorothy and sings all the words to Judy Garland records.

BadNick 07-10-2008 07:04 AM

ahhh, this thread remembers wearing nothing but red shoes and dancing in front of the mirror...which might explain why it now needs to be in the witness protection program.

Poppinjay 07-10-2008 07:04 AM

This thread is temporarily in Lisa's cubicle where only five people have said, "something's different about you, Lisa" so far today.

ottopilot 07-10-2008 10:55 AM

This thread may be standing quietly behind Lisa breathing heavily on the back of her neck.

Tophat665 07-10-2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks.

This thread is mighty! It is a Justice sandwich, no condiments necessary! It is nigh invlunerable and a pleasant shade of blue.

uncle phil 07-11-2008 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
This thread is mighty! It is a Justice sandwich, no condiments necessary! It is nigh invlunerable and a pleasant shade of blue.

this thread could soon be full of it...

Poppinjay 07-11-2008 03:46 AM

This thread visited Cousin Maury over the fourth of July. He's still 7 kinds of ass.


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