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This thread sips sangria in the spa.
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This thread is swell.
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This thread has its dark side also,
but it stays mostly in the dark, making it difficult to see. |
THis thread is beyond swell; it is peachy keen.
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this thread is waiting to pounce.............
*eh Top* |
This thread had four biscuits, then ate one.
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This thread longs to become a string, and then a rope, and then a hawser...
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This thread is using the Charles Atlas method to become a steel cable.
This thread is pretty sure it found a pecker in its spam. |
This thread would call Eyewitness News if there was a pecker in its spam.
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fortunately, it is not this thread's pecker that is in the spam...
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OK, that settles it. This thread is buying a can of Spam today since it hasn't had spam and eggs for a long time...and this thread's baby threads barely even heard of Spam so they're going to taste it, too. Hold the peckers.
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This thread is oddly enthusiastic about holding peckers.
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This thread is a very Happy Jack.
Oh..let me introduce you to Happy..and Jack.. Jack Lalanne is still juicin' http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...k_lalanne1.jpg |
This thread couldn't prevent Jack from being happy, so it sent him a picture of Lilly.
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This thread loves to bathe in lilies.
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This thread enjoys lily livers with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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This thread also loves to bathe in Lillet, and is having an old friend for dinner.
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This thread was once a cannibal for a short while.
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This thread still likes to eat the meat of a good man.
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this thread's door does not swing that way...
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This thread has swung here and there.
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This thread is craving a little Spam-and-Jack, and won't let the creaky old door hit it in the ass, as it rushes out to swing.
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This thread can tell by the way you use your walk, you're woman's man, no time to talk.
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It hurts this thread's groin to merely listen to the Bee Gees.
This thread is having a shpadoinkle day. / I think I know precisely what that means. |
This thread's phone is pleasantly drained.
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This thread is automatic, systematic, full of color self-contained, tuned and gentle to your vibes.
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this thread is acting full of itself...
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This thread is bored, plain and simple.
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This thread has several forms of self amusement, some of which can even be discussed in front of children.
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This thread is something mommy wouldn't wear.
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This thread is bare.
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there may be some bears in this thread...so, if you go into the woods today...
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This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks.
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This thread secretly dresses as Dorothy and sings all the words to Judy Garland records.
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ahhh, this thread remembers wearing nothing but red shoes and dancing in front of the mirror...which might explain why it now needs to be in the witness protection program.
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This thread is temporarily in Lisa's cubicle where only five people have said, "something's different about you, Lisa" so far today.
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This thread may be standing quietly behind Lisa breathing heavily on the back of her neck.
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This thread visited Cousin Maury over the fourth of July. He's still 7 kinds of ass.
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