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jewels 06-30-2008 01:44 AM

This thread likes to talk about food.

uncle phil 06-30-2008 02:36 AM

this thread also believes in the recuperative powers of peristalsis...

Sion 06-30-2008 03:18 AM

In search of a special purpose, this thread paid a visit to Navin R. Johnson.

ottopilot 06-30-2008 08:48 AM

This thread does what it can... until its destiny is revealed.

Tophat665 06-30-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot
After Flipper died, this thread had no porpoise.

This thread crossed the road to get to the otto side.

ottopilot 06-30-2008 10:50 AM

This thread continues to endure senseless punishment

Tophat665 06-30-2008 12:20 PM

This thread recently escaped from the punitentiary where it had been payuing the punalty for impunetrable punditry.

ottopilot 06-30-2008 03:23 PM

This thread tried to say that 5 times fast.

uncle phil 06-30-2008 03:48 PM

this threads tongue fell off...

jewels 07-01-2008 03:09 AM

This thread keeps its tongue in a jar by the door.

Tophat665 07-01-2008 03:22 AM

This thread was born to lick your face.

uncle phil 07-01-2008 04:31 AM

this thread sounds like it is beginning to speak in tongues...

Tophat665 07-01-2008 05:33 AM

Hallelujiah, sayeth this thread. It's got a powerful hankerin for the flavor of living rattlesnake head.

/ This thread just noticed that this poster must have been flattering Sion, as he used the very same reference as was used back around page 8.

ottopilot 07-01-2008 05:48 AM

This thread was caught with it's hand in the cookie jar.

BadNick 07-03-2008 06:43 AM

This thread, along with Sharon, Lois & Bram, wonders who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-03-2008 07:44 AM

This thread is standing in line at a bank that guarantees "five-star service" behind eleven other disgruntled customers. I guess it's kind of funny.

BadNick 07-03-2008 10:35 AM

This thread believes that mathematics is NOT funny...if they got rid of six customers, the five star service would be just about right.

Tophat665 07-03-2008 10:50 AM

This thread knows that pi R not squared. Pi R round. Cornbread R squared.
/ If mathematics isn't funny, you're not trying hard enough.

jewels 07-03-2008 11:47 AM

This thread wonders why we don't bank in our cookie jars.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-03-2008 09:24 PM

This thread just finished gazing in awe at the night sky, away from the lights of the city. Then it had to call its beloveds to share.

jewels 07-04-2008 03:46 AM

This thread gazes in awe at the morning sky, too.

uncle phil 07-04-2008 04:01 AM

sometimes this thread just gazes in awe...

BadNick 07-04-2008 08:12 AM

this thread used an awl to repair the fringe of its Persian rug

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Sewing_awl.jpg

Tophat665 07-04-2008 01:04 PM

This thread has been in the South long enough that it uses the word "y'all" in everyday conversation.

jewels 07-04-2008 05:17 PM

This thread thinks y'all talk funny.

ottopilot 07-04-2008 05:37 PM

This thread maintains viscosity at high temperatures.

BadNick 07-04-2008 08:37 PM

This thread is full of gaseous substances so its viscosity increases with temperature.

jewels 07-05-2008 03:28 AM

This thread's temperature rises easily.

uncle phil 07-05-2008 04:03 AM

this thread will never be in danger of unraveling...

Tophat665 07-05-2008 05:25 AM

If this thread is not part of the solution, it's part of the precipitate.

Fly 07-05-2008 07:22 AM

this thread destroyed the whole front end of his truck in a 5 km fender bender......and is pissed right off.........

ottopilot 07-05-2008 07:25 AM

This thread needs BEER!

Fly 07-05-2008 07:28 AM

damn rights this thread needs the wobbly pops........

ring 07-05-2008 12:21 PM

This thread likes to, " sit on its arse, fart and read Dante."

Beckett knows about entropy.

Tophat665 07-05-2008 01:23 PM

This thread is beginning to think that Godot has taken his cash advance and buggered off to Rio, its wot this thread is beginning to think, it is.

/ Think, pig, think!

BadNick 07-05-2008 01:37 PM

Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark...this thread thinks about breaking wind in Denmark

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ines-water.jpg

Tophat665 07-05-2008 03:24 PM

This thread needs to by a new windbreaker.

uncle phil 07-05-2008 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
This thread likes to, " sit on its arse, fart and read Dante."

Beckett knows about entropy.

this thread has no idea how many ice cubes have melted since the last post...

BadNick 07-05-2008 09:43 PM

This thread thinks about the 1st law of thermodynamics as it drinks another cold beer.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s6/thermo1.gif

Ourcrazymodern? 07-05-2008 10:32 PM

Thread needs to be wound to be strong.


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