This thread likes to talk about food.

this thread also believes in the recuperative powers of peristalsis...

In search of a special purpose, this thread paid a visit to Navin R. Johnson.

This thread does what it can... until its destiny is revealed.

This thread crossed the road to get to the otto side.

This thread continues to endure senseless punishment

This thread recently escaped from the punitentiary where it had been payuing the punalty for impunetrable punditry.

This thread tried to say that 5 times fast.

this threads tongue fell off...

This thread keeps its tongue in a jar by the door.

This thread was born to lick your face.

this thread sounds like it is beginning to speak in tongues...

Hallelujiah, sayeth this thread. It's got a powerful hankerin for the flavor of living rattlesnake head.

/ This thread just noticed that this poster must have been flattering Sion, as he used the very same reference as was used back around page 8.

This thread was caught with it's hand in the cookie jar.

This thread, along with Sharon, Lois & Bram, wonders who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

This thread is standing in line at a bank that guarantees "five-star service" behind eleven other disgruntled customers. I guess it's kind of funny.

This thread believes that mathematics is NOT funny...if they got rid of six customers, the five star service would be just about right.

This thread knows that pi R not squared. Pi R round. Cornbread R squared.
/ If mathematics isn't funny, you're not trying hard enough.

This thread wonders why we don't bank in our cookie jars.

This thread just finished gazing in awe at the night sky, away from the lights of the city. Then it had to call its beloveds to share.

This thread gazes in awe at the morning sky, too.

sometimes this thread just gazes in awe...

this thread used an awl to repair the fringe of its Persian rug

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Sewing_awl.jpg

This thread has been in the South long enough that it uses the word "y'all" in everyday conversation.

This thread thinks y'all talk funny.

This thread maintains viscosity at high temperatures.

This thread is full of gaseous substances so its viscosity increases with temperature.

This thread's temperature rises easily.

this thread will never be in danger of unraveling...

If this thread is not part of the solution, it's part of the precipitate.

this thread destroyed the whole front end of his truck in a 5 km fender bender......and is pissed right off.........

This thread needs BEER!

damn rights this thread needs the wobbly pops........

This thread likes to, " sit on its arse, fart and read Dante."

Beckett knows about entropy.

This thread is beginning to think that Godot has taken his cash advance and buggered off to Rio, its wot this thread is beginning to think, it is.

/ Think, pig, think!

Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark...this thread thinks about breaking wind in Denmark

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ines-water.jpg

This thread needs to by a new windbreaker.

this thread has no idea how many ice cubes have melted since the last post...

This thread thinks about the 1st law of thermodynamics as it drinks another cold beer.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s6/thermo1.gif

Thread needs to be wound to be strong.