this thread just sewed a patch on its golf bag...

This thread found itself wondering how many chucks it could chuck if it could chuck wood.

This thread knows from sad experience that trying to chuck the wrong chuck will get it round kicked in the face.

Yeah..this thread knows that all bouncers are named Chuck.

This thread isn't so sure about gun control. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

This thread likes to ride in the car car this thread rides in the car car this thread rides in the car car this thread rides in the car.

this thread knew ol' stewball when he was a racehorse...

This thread likes a Stew and a Chuck.

stu...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l/stuerwin.jpg

or chuck...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hucknorris.jpg

which is it?

This thread likes to combine the things it likes.

Chuck:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5e614fa88f.jpg

Stew:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2/beefstew.jpg

This thread is getting very hungry.

This thread is craving a nice grilled skirt steak, lovingly marinated beforehand of course.

this thread just had 5-grain italian toast, orange juice, and coffee for breakfast...

As I mentioned in the complaint thread, for the first time in its life this thread tried some BK breakfast burritos this morning, the cheesy bacon wrap thingies. Conclusion: they have room for improvment: too salty, not enough saucey. This thread will be making some béchamel onion sauce and bringing it to BK next time. This thread is sort of sorry for always thinking of an attractive women when it hears "skirt steak" ...though it does remember getting slapped for calling Judy a "string bean".

This thread has bad indigestion due to the BK breakfast

this thread could well be on its way to mandalay...

this thread masticates thoroughly before swallowing

Despite thorough mastication, this thread still finds McDonald's burgers nauseating ....

and this thread REALLY has a thing about regurgitation...

McD's is NOT a true hamberger in the spirit of a true burger, it's just a fast food facsimile.

This is a nice looking but rather busy burger that I would enjoy eating, then enjoy any associated regurgitation ...sort of a second helping bonus

[IMG]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...burger_web.jpg[/IMG]

or this one

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...de20burger.jpg


OK, that's it ...this thread is leaving to eat lunch and having a nice fat juicy fresh burger at Tony's.

:skeptical: This thread needs to know: Who's Tony?

Besides being a witness protection officer ...I think... it's also a pub place about 1 minute from where I work http://www.tonysplaceivyland.com/ A couple years ago it used to be a smelly dive, though I'd go there anyway for a beer or two since even a smelly dive might have redeeming characteristics ...or characters. Then Tony took it over, spent a million bucks on it, and now it is fun AND very nice. They have a pretty damn good burger, though their tomato pies are also excellent, and I sometimes just have the sesame encrusted tuna appetizer which is fresh tender tuna slices over a little salady thing ...very tasty. Damn it! now I have to stop there on my way home :(

This thread blinds itself and uses its mouth.

Hell, it's fun...

This thread is hoping for a thrilling Thursday.

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go. This thread hopes Snow White will be in my office when I get there.

This thread does what it's doing, moment by moment.

And this thread from the casino dances with its shirt open
like a Latin lover along the shore
chasin' all them silly New York girls

This thread blankets.

This thread enjoys a mid-afternoon french vanilla coffee from time to time.

This thread pretends without pretense.

This thread posts after you, content to cyber-spoon....till we meet again.

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

Ahhh, as a young boy I really really liked Roy Rogers and I loved Dale Evans.

this thread enjoys a mid-afternoon french...anytime

This thread loves to French cyberspoon ...

this thread likes to look things up that it doesn't know ...like "French cyberspoon"

this thread had it once...

This thread enjoys experimental procedure - it's never tried anything only once.

This thread is the most open minded thread there is

This thread loves to conduct independent research.

This thread believes things which many people don't.