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Tophat665 06-16-2008 04:44 PM

THis thread is the elephant's adenoids. It's in like Flynn.

Sion 06-16-2008 06:41 PM

this thread has moxie in Biloxi

Tophat665 06-16-2008 07:06 PM

Once this thread got sozzled on scotch and fizzy water in Biloxi and fell down a flight of stairs and fractured it's coccyx.

BadNick 06-16-2008 07:07 PM

This thread like to stay mobile in Mobile.

ottopilot 06-16-2008 09:19 PM

This thread was swallowed by swollen swan from a sweltering swamp while swigging at a swinging soirée in Swanee.

It was swell ... or so I was told

jewels 06-17-2008 02:46 AM

This thread is ...

uncle phil 06-17-2008 03:34 AM

...the tops, it's the tower of pizza...it's the mommy lisa...

BadNick 06-17-2008 05:52 AM

this thread is running away with lisa loeb and doesn't care if uncle phil's feelings are hurt

Ourcrazymodern? 06-17-2008 07:14 AM

belief rules
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels
This thread is ...


Fearing nothingness
will provide us nothingness
until we can do so.

ottopilot 06-17-2008 07:48 AM

This thread is down with that.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-17-2008 08:32 AM

Explaining this thread
could only make it less clear;
it wants just to know.

Sion 06-17-2008 08:56 AM

this thread shocks the monkey

Tophat665 06-17-2008 08:59 AM

In Soviet Russia, the Monkey Shocks this Thread.

ottopilot 06-17-2008 10:27 AM

This thread was in a dead-end job until it learned to call it a Cul de Sac.

lotsofmagnets 06-18-2008 04:14 PM

this thread looked in the mirror and saw this thread

uncle phil 06-18-2008 04:17 PM

this thread has been dazed and confused for so long...

BadNick 06-18-2008 07:00 PM

This thread saw this "wanted" poster of a few escaped Christmas trees...if you see them immediately call the authorities, do not approach, they are branched and coniferous.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ksanWashin.jpg

Tophat665 06-18-2008 07:03 PM

This thread went "wee wee wee wee" all the way home.

BadNick 06-19-2008 06:09 AM

This thread hopes you were wearing a diaper.

uncle phil 06-20-2008 02:52 AM

this thread also keeps a supply of k-wipes in the rear closet...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-20-2008 06:17 AM

This thread is hoping
we all are telling bad jokes
while sharing good truth.

lotsofmagnets 06-20-2008 12:45 PM

this thread is the truth

ring 06-20-2008 01:59 PM

This thread ate the trail of bread-crumbs.

Tophat665 06-20-2008 05:10 PM

This thread ate the worm.

BadNick 06-20-2008 07:31 PM

This thread ate the whole thing.

ottopilot 06-21-2008 10:22 AM

This thread has the heartbreak of psoriasis.

ring 06-21-2008 05:05 PM

This thread is once again on tenterhooks.

ottopilot 06-21-2008 05:25 PM

This thread's dad is bigger than your dad.

ring 06-21-2008 05:27 PM

This threads army wears mother boots.

Sion 06-21-2008 05:41 PM

this thread boots army mothers

ottopilot 06-21-2008 06:11 PM

This thread was instructed to synchronize it's watch prior to the rendezvous.

uncle phil 06-22-2008 04:10 AM

this thread is beginning to sound like it's wound too tightly...

ottopilot 06-22-2008 07:08 AM

this thread is lurking in the sunlight

lotsofmagnets 06-22-2008 08:33 AM

this thread is composed entirely of dark matter

Sion 06-22-2008 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotsofmagnets
this thread is composed entirely of dark matter

which has been dyed a lovely shade of yellow...

BadNick 06-22-2008 07:11 PM

Depending on the speed of recession of this thread from said dark matter, it can be any color it wants.

jewels 06-23-2008 02:21 AM

This thread is sick and tired of its color or size label having such significance.

uncle phil 06-23-2008 02:40 AM

this thread has no prejudice...

Tophat665 06-23-2008 06:22 AM

This thread hates all groups of people equally.

BadNick 06-23-2008 06:48 AM

agreed...except for colorless dwarfs, they're OK. Dwarfs have been known to protect the innocent.

exploding white dwarf:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5/spacepic.jpg

red dwarf:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...d_dwarfjpg.jpg

seven dwarfs:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...n-dwarfs-3.jpg


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