THis thread is the elephant's adenoids. It's in like Flynn.

this thread has moxie in Biloxi

Once this thread got sozzled on scotch and fizzy water in Biloxi and fell down a flight of stairs and fractured it's coccyx.

This thread like to stay mobile in Mobile.

This thread was swallowed by swollen swan from a sweltering swamp while swigging at a swinging soirée in Swanee.

It was swell ... or so I was told

This thread is ...

...the tops, it's the tower of pizza...it's the mommy lisa...

this thread is running away with lisa loeb and doesn't care if uncle phil's feelings are hurt

belief rules
 

Fearing nothingness
will provide us nothingness
until we can do so.

This thread is down with that.

Explaining this thread
could only make it less clear;
it wants just to know.

this thread shocks the monkey

In Soviet Russia, the Monkey Shocks this Thread.

This thread was in a dead-end job until it learned to call it a Cul de Sac.

this thread looked in the mirror and saw this thread

this thread has been dazed and confused for so long...

This thread saw this "wanted" poster of a few escaped Christmas trees...if you see them immediately call the authorities, do not approach, they are branched and coniferous.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ksanWashin.jpg

This thread went "wee wee wee wee" all the way home.

This thread hopes you were wearing a diaper.

this thread also keeps a supply of k-wipes in the rear closet...

This thread is hoping
we all are telling bad jokes
while sharing good truth.

this thread is the truth

This thread ate the trail of bread-crumbs.

This thread ate the worm.

This thread ate the whole thing.

This thread has the heartbreak of psoriasis.

This thread is once again on tenterhooks.

This thread's dad is bigger than your dad.

This threads army wears mother boots.

this thread boots army mothers

This thread was instructed to synchronize it's watch prior to the rendezvous.

this thread is beginning to sound like it's wound too tightly...

this thread is lurking in the sunlight

this thread is composed entirely of dark matter

which has been dyed a lovely shade of yellow...

Depending on the speed of recession of this thread from said dark matter, it can be any color it wants.

This thread is sick and tired of its color or size label having such significance.

this thread has no prejudice...

This thread hates all groups of people equally.

agreed...except for colorless dwarfs, they're OK. Dwarfs have been known to protect the innocent.

exploding white dwarf:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5/spacepic.jpg

red dwarf:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...d_dwarfjpg.jpg

seven dwarfs:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...n-dwarfs-3.jpg