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jewels 04-03-2011 04:52 AM
this thread has seen nothing but knows everything

uncle phil 04-04-2011 02:42 AM
this thread is golfing this morning...

Tophat665 04-04-2011 09:32 AM
This thread needs TP for its bunghole!

jewels 04-04-2011 01:28 PM
This thread is unraveling.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-04-2011 04:24 PM

Tophat665 04-05-2011 08:12 AM
This thread is a perfect 120, and will now re-ravel:

jewels 04-05-2011 08:56 AM
This thread has been known to tango.

Tophat665 04-05-2011 09:58 AM
This thread was once part of a cord, but got divorced.

uncle phil 04-05-2011 12:13 PM
this thread wishes it owned a cord...

http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/4525/cordf.jpg

Tophat665 04-06-2011 06:23 AM
This thread's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Also, this thread can wrap its.... thread around anything just this side of deranged.

uncle phil 04-06-2011 06:43 AM
this thread's got legs, and it knows how to use them...

jewels 04-06-2011 08:57 AM
this thread never begs

uncle phil 04-06-2011 09:18 AM
this thread scored four times, seven years ago...

Tophat665 04-07-2011 06:25 AM
This thread stood up next to a mountain, but because of environmental concerns decided not to chop it down with the edge of its hand. (Well, and because threads don't generally have hands.)

jewels 04-07-2011 01:03 PM
this thread is hanging from a laundry basket

Tophat665 04-08-2011 05:30 AM
This thread is a bit of a basket case.

jewels 04-08-2011 05:35 AM
this thread wishes it could sing like this

uncle phil 04-08-2011 01:07 PM
this thread has been to the mountaintop...

Ourcrazymodern? 04-08-2011 04:35 PM
This thread wishes what the scientologists think they do: That they were clearer.

jewels 04-09-2011 12:07 AM
this thread is sailing through

uncle phil 04-09-2011 02:11 AM
this thread carries the weight of the world on its shoulders...

jewels 04-09-2011 11:54 AM
this thread has a thing for a good deltoid

Ourcrazymodern? 04-16-2011 02:12 PM
This thread is just about to be overcome by a couple.

jewels 04-17-2011 12:14 AM
this thread is never lost

uncle phil 04-17-2011 02:16 AM
this thread has never had its picture on the cover of the rolling stone, or the onion, for that matter...

jewels 04-17-2011 11:44 AM
this thread has a nikon camera, loves to take photographs

uncle phil 04-17-2011 11:59 AM
this thread can do the hanky-panky...

Tophat665 04-18-2011 09:31 AM
In general, this thread would rather use a sterile wipe than a hankey for it's pankey.

jewels 04-18-2011 11:58 AM
this thread uses handkerchiefs and handcuffs

uncle phil 04-19-2011 02:24 AM
this thread drove its chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry...

Tophat665 04-19-2011 07:07 AM
this thread likes its bourbon.

uncle phil 04-19-2011 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2893564)
this thread likes its bourbon.
this thread knows i like mine, too...

Ourcrazymodern? 04-27-2011 02:36 PM
this thread is not on a roll as the cheese

uncle phil 04-27-2011 02:53 PM
this thread is bare...

bobby bare...

jewels 04-28-2011 03:54 AM
this thread looooves good ol' boys

Tophat665 04-28-2011 06:07 AM
This thread bought some used paint. Came in the shape of a house.

jewels 05-01-2011 01:38 AM
This thread is.

uncle phil 05-01-2011 02:25 AM
this thread is still...

ottopilot 05-02-2011 05:53 AM
this thread is a frayed knot

jewels 05-02-2011 12:33 PM
this thread is not afraid


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