paddyjoe has been trying to buy the blue acid from Fremen using code words like ....fluffy....and moths.

flyman eat his snot

eple soiled his underwear in fourth grade and blamed it on the fat kid next to him

petergriffin had to clean said underwear...

numist wouldn't even need underwear if he had a pair of sleeper jammies...

uncle phil likes to tape old episodes of roseanne and play them back in slo mo during the "action scenes" a'la the baywatch running effect.



thnx fremen.... not for the secret but for the spidey comment

skaterpunk fantasized about Rosanne Barr during the posting of his above post.
He now has to change his soiled shorts.


(btw, skater, that's a kickass Spidey gif.) :thumbsup:

Fremen's not really a Fremen. Hes Harkonnen Sardukar ;)

[edit: helps if I can spell Harkonnen without typos :P ]

Numist has been known to consult Frank Herbert via the Ouiji board. He has on occasion found positive comparisons between the current Gulf War and the book "Children of Dune".

Astrocloud has a oiuja board hidden in his rectum.

Astrocloud... howd you know about Herbert and me?! :eek:

gimme my oiuja board back... Chingal told me she found it in your... posession... since when was Chingal a proctologist?

I wonder what else Chingal found up there that isnt being said...

numist is a well mannered, pleasant individual who enjoys lightening strangers loads and brightening friends days.

but somehow, he also likes torturing amphibians...

bundy is in the european witness protection agency.... his real name is osama...

skaterpunk actually wears the spidey costume, as seen in his avatar and fights crime in Tampa, but has problems keeping his web from shooting when he sees a pretty girl...

yes skater, my (new) real name is Al Osama Bundy.

how ever did you find me...

like i was saying earlier, numist is a fine, upstanding citizen who has a dark, nasty, evil secret.
along with the amphibian torture room that hes got in his basement, he has just progressed into the poodl kidnap and ransom business.

who would ever suspect Numist as a poodle-napper.

bundy was once kidnapped and held for ransom, but alas, no one claimed him. His kidnappers finally tired of his incessant whining and turned him loose. One of his captors was quoted as saying "the damn sleeper jammies should have clued us in on this freak to begin with."

paddyjoe used to be named paddyshirley before the inner callings of man changed her life once and forever.

peter here......likes when his dates have BOTH sets of genitalia

Flyman has seventeen sets of genitalia in Star Wars collectable jelly jars in a nice shadow box in his bathroom. It is directly across from the toilet.

pheatius farts in elevators...

uncle phil mastrubates to pictures from petting zoo's

eple eats cans of pepsi, 2 at a time, poached at low heat for 45 minutes and then glazed in a light coating of toasted and ground waffle chunks.

Ching thinks he's Emerill..................BAM

Flyman can stink up a room at thirtypaces. He then wallows in his stench.

splck is so polite he helps a mugger put away his pickings in his pockets.

Fremen likes anal sex with horses.

oberon is actually the real sasquatch

sTghezzo lives outside his parents house in a teepee and attempts raindances daily (they dont really work, either, someone should tell him...)

When asked back in sixth grade what he wanted to be when he grew up, numist wrote that it was his ambition to be a Twinkie filler.

Almost there, one more training session!

said the teacher of twinkie fillers.

is that a hands on class of yours PJ?

flyman wont admit it, but his deformed hands are the result of him slacking off and hitching rides on the roofs, grills, and windshields of cars. He is very lucky to be alive...

numist used to be a frog but became a princess

which wasnt much of an improvement for me, let me tell you....

sTghezzo - come kiss me you confused transvestite you...

numist likes to kiss guys :D

sailor420 used to be my lovetoy, but he recently told me in an emotional mono-e-mono that he has developed a intense sexual feeling for wild animals, he now lives in a jungle somewhere in tasmania

St. Ghezzo is searching his globe for tasmania because he misses sailor so much and wants to join him...

uncle phil is staying home with a bad heartace because St.Ghezzo and Sailor went away.

uncle phil just landed the Tasmanian sleeper jammie contract.

-oops edit-

eple invited uncle phil over real, real late last night to cry on his shoulder.......hmmm, hopefully that's all he did!

paddyjoe likes to make counterfeit money..............

*you know what i mean...........eh?*

Flyman now tries to pass himself as the the Queen.