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"Lunch Meat" is Conclamo's pet name for Chingal0
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Astrocloud, can the jealousy! We promised eachother we wouldn't do this!
You'll find someone, we just weren't right for each other. |
Conclamo Ludus has the best manhole this side of the bayou. Come back to me darling!
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Astrocloud's manhole IS a bayou.
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Conclamo wouldn't be able to fill Astrocloud's manhole, if it was a pinhole!
(sorry, I know I promised I wouldn't tell) |
PJ doesn't only look at CLs package...
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phil tries to charge admission to see the great and wonderous Astro-Manhole...
since its about the same size as Niagara Falls... phil goes out every day to try scam cash out of tourists... but since iŽve informed the National Manhole authorities, phils little caper is about to end. |
One time when uncle phil was scamming a bus load of Japanese tourists, Astrocloud was bending over showing the wonderous manhole, and WHEEEEE, out popped bundy!
*triple fucking header* (with apologies to any Japanese tourists that may be here, but the bastards were using Fuji film) |
pj couldn't help but wonder if bundy had Moolag off in Astro-manholio, seeing as how they're connected at the hips, and while wondering, pj got out a supersize tube of Astroglide to go and see if there are any more Astro-manholio survivors.
Good luck, dude! *sniffle* |
There are no Astro-Manhole survivors and Frremen is witness to that -being that he's at least sniffed it.
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Astroglid.....eerrr....i mean Astrocloud likes it when all the boys fight over him.
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Flyman likes to sit on the wall and watch the boys fight. He hopes to dip his stick in a drop or two of their body fluid.
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splck hates pickles.
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sad is pregnant w/ bones' baby.
you poor son of a bitch. |
flyman is green with jealosy that bones choose sad to be the mommy.
"what about me", is all the fly's been crying since he heard the news. |
PJ was the midwife...
('ckin' disgusting image here, if you ask me...) |
uncle phil has a third nipple that lets him travel through time
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crony is bitter at uncle phil cuz he ain't got no sleeper jammies
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flyman was once told by a hot hooker, that it wouldnŽt even touch the sides... and yes, she pointed and laughed...
...iŽm talking about his smooth use of his front door key... |
bundy eats spam, collects the cans and is saving them to build a michael jackson monument out of them, binding them only with dried orange juice.
No wait, wait. Bundy is secretly in love with the guy in his avater... Yea thats it! |
of course i am in love with air45... silly, he is first rate... and he is WE....
chingal is the first rate sexing lady... who use the bubbles for the massage... |
bundy is the first rate air45 that sexes the laddies! ;)
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Fremen has sits on his dick.
Applies herbl cream daily. |
Fuck me, zits
and Herbal buddha christ! |
jaker can't fuckin' spell......so all over the forum....he double posts.
*he thinks buddah christ is gonna help him too* |
flyman is actor Jeff Goldblum
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fly's been looking at the world upside-down for a lot longer than he's had that new avatar...
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uncle phil pretends rookies don't exist
bit snobbish there phil old boy! |
oops, my bad...sorry, bookofd...
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Uncle phil suffers from a rare chemical imbalance in the brain that causes him to soil himself whenever he sees a squirrel.
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rockzilla was surprized by a little elf in his jockey shorts.
He let him stay. |
Fremen is completely covered in a strange grey hair -all over his body. Sometimes he even combs it.
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AC still sleeps with his blankee; he's holding out for a pair of flannel-lined sleeper jammies...
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uncle phil only masterbates to pics of marilyn monroe....while he's in his fav set of sleeper jammies,with only his johnson stickin' out the front flap.
atta boy phil.....good for you. |
flyman sports a handlebar mustache that he likes to "wax" with doughnut glaze every morning.
/mmmm, donuts |
every night, fremen dreams of licking flymans krispy kreme doughnut moustache.
hmmmm... kremey facial hair... |
Every night, bundy dreams of actually making it to first base.
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amarth still uses the ŽbaseŽ system to explain his sexual exploits to his buddies...
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bundy watches Oprah in the buff, eating from the ice cream carton whilst crying for those poor women who feel fat.
mmmmm, Oprah. |
arch13 won a Rosie O'Donnell look alike contest at the mall last week
You go boy!!! |
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