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Astrocloud 11-21-2003 10:40 AM

"Lunch Meat" is Conclamo's pet name for Chingal0

Conclamo Ludus 11-21-2003 10:44 AM

Astrocloud, can the jealousy! We promised eachother we wouldn't do this!

You'll find someone, we just weren't right for each other.

Astrocloud 11-21-2003 11:05 AM

Conclamo Ludus has the best manhole this side of the bayou. Come back to me darling!

Conclamo Ludus 11-21-2003 01:03 PM

Astrocloud's manhole IS a bayou.

paddyjoe 11-21-2003 01:08 PM

Conclamo wouldn't be able to fill Astrocloud's manhole, if it was a pinhole!

(sorry, I know I promised I wouldn't tell)

uncle phil 11-21-2003 01:15 PM

PJ doesn't only look at CLs package...

bundy 11-21-2003 02:22 PM

phil tries to charge admission to see the great and wonderous Astro-Manhole...

since its about the same size as Niagara Falls... phil goes out every day to try scam cash out of tourists... but since iŽve informed the National Manhole authorities, phils little caper is about to end.

paddyjoe 11-21-2003 04:29 PM

One time when uncle phil was scamming a bus load of Japanese tourists, Astrocloud was bending over showing the wonderous manhole, and WHEEEEE, out popped bundy!


*triple fucking header*

(with apologies to any Japanese tourists that may be here, but the bastards were using Fuji film)

Fremen 11-21-2003 11:20 PM

pj couldn't help but wonder if bundy had Moolag off in Astro-manholio, seeing as how they're connected at the hips, and while wondering, pj got out a supersize tube of Astroglide to go and see if there are any more Astro-manholio survivors.
Good luck, dude! *sniffle*

Astrocloud 11-22-2003 01:36 AM

There are no Astro-Manhole survivors and Frremen is witness to that -being that he's at least sniffed it.

Fly 11-22-2003 05:17 AM

Astroglid.....eerrr....i mean Astrocloud likes it when all the boys fight over him.

splck 11-22-2003 07:35 AM

Flyman likes to sit on the wall and watch the boys fight. He hopes to dip his stick in a drop or two of their body fluid.

sadistikdreams 11-22-2003 05:36 PM

splck hates pickles.

Fly 11-23-2003 05:26 AM

sad is pregnant w/ bones' baby.

you poor son of a bitch.

paddyjoe 11-23-2003 10:18 AM

flyman is green with jealosy that bones choose sad to be the mommy.

"what about me", is all the fly's been crying since he heard the news.

uncle phil 11-24-2003 01:12 PM

PJ was the midwife...

('ckin' disgusting image here, if you ask me...)

crony 11-24-2003 06:47 PM

uncle phil has a third nipple that lets him travel through time

Fly 11-24-2003 08:54 PM

crony is bitter at uncle phil cuz he ain't got no sleeper jammies

bundy 11-24-2003 09:30 PM

flyman was once told by a hot hooker, that it wouldnŽt even touch the sides... and yes, she pointed and laughed...




...iŽm talking about his smooth use of his front door key...

Chingal0 11-24-2003 09:41 PM

bundy eats spam, collects the cans and is saving them to build a michael jackson monument out of them, binding them only with dried orange juice.

No wait, wait. Bundy is secretly in love with the guy in his avater... Yea thats it!

bundy 11-24-2003 09:49 PM

of course i am in love with air45... silly, he is first rate... and he is WE....


chingal is the first rate sexing lady... who use the bubbles for the massage...

Fremen 11-24-2003 10:50 PM

bundy is the first rate air45 that sexes the laddies! ;)

jaker 11-25-2003 04:05 AM

Fremen has sits on his dick.
Applies herbl cream daily.

jaker 11-25-2003 04:06 AM

Fuck me, zits
and Herbal

buddha christ!

Fly 11-25-2003 04:44 AM

jaker can't fuckin' spell......so all over the forum....he double posts.

*he thinks buddah christ is gonna help him too*

bookofd 11-25-2003 12:59 PM

flyman is actor Jeff Goldblum

uncle phil 11-25-2003 12:59 PM

fly's been looking at the world upside-down for a lot longer than he's had that new avatar...

paddyjoe 11-25-2003 02:40 PM

uncle phil pretends rookies don't exist

bit snobbish there phil old boy!

uncle phil 11-25-2003 03:01 PM

oops, my bad...sorry, bookofd...

rockzilla 11-25-2003 09:22 PM

Uncle phil suffers from a rare chemical imbalance in the brain that causes him to soil himself whenever he sees a squirrel.

Fremen 11-25-2003 10:06 PM

rockzilla was surprized by a little elf in his jockey shorts.
He let him stay.

Astrocloud 11-25-2003 11:36 PM

Fremen is completely covered in a strange grey hair -all over his body. Sometimes he even combs it.

uncle phil 11-26-2003 02:26 PM

AC still sleeps with his blankee; he's holding out for a pair of flannel-lined sleeper jammies...

Fly 11-26-2003 05:38 PM

uncle phil only masterbates to pics of marilyn monroe....while he's in his fav set of sleeper jammies,with only his johnson stickin' out the front flap.

atta boy phil.....good for you.

Fremen 11-26-2003 06:55 PM

flyman sports a handlebar mustache that he likes to "wax" with doughnut glaze every morning.

/mmmm, donuts

bundy 11-27-2003 01:42 AM

every night, fremen dreams of licking flymans krispy kreme doughnut moustache.


hmmmm... kremey facial hair...

Amarth 11-27-2003 02:03 AM

Every night, bundy dreams of actually making it to first base.

bundy 11-27-2003 02:38 AM

amarth still uses the ŽbaseŽ system to explain his sexual exploits to his buddies...

arch13 11-27-2003 02:58 AM

bundy watches Oprah in the buff, eating from the ice cream carton whilst crying for those poor women who feel fat.

mmmmm, Oprah.

paddyjoe 11-27-2003 06:11 AM

arch13 won a Rosie O'Donnell look alike contest at the mall last week

You go boy!!!


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