Ch'i sleeps with Nunchuks under his pillow.

777 will only eat chips upsidedown.

ch'i does not want an avatar...

Uncle Phil can't see Ch'i's avatar. This is because he is neither metaphysical nor unorthodox. He is, however, the little old lady with the biker voice in the identity theft commercials.

SirLance only gets motivated in the month of September...birth, marriage, first home...

The remaining 11 months are rather disappointing.

Elphaba turned me into a newt!

...well I got better....

Ch'i is delusional about the getting "better" part. A newt that does tricks is clever, but not better.

Elphaba caused a tornado to hurl a house from Kansas to land on her sister, the Witch of the East. They had a bitter sibling rivalry.

777's real name is 888.

Mixedmedia really only uses 1 media type. ogg vorbis. snob. :p

Crack wants to live life like his hero Sam Kinison......

The weird part is he chose to live the part where Sam was a Pentacostal preacher.

Pan stole those sunglasses from a blind begger on the subway. The begger turned out to be an undercover cop. The rest just goes downhill from there.

ol' numbers still needs help putting his feet into his sleeper-jammies...

Uncle Phil is really a stripper in DesPlaines named Bambi Bambalona.

SirLance enjoys baby seal clubbing every Tuesday.

Ch'i is really a dyslexic, narcissistic deutchlander.

His user name was actually supposed to be "Ich."

SL is a grandmaster at hopscotch.

Zeraph has a secret collection of rubber duckies that he squeaks while he showers and sings the "Rubber Duckie" song.

Lady Sage can juggle tic-tacs on her tounge.

Ch'i plans to be the next Bruce Lee. He meets with his plastic surgeon on the 21st.

777 ate nine.

Ch'i just took the garbage out (I hope).

Will, while pledging his frat.... femma gimme thi..... was told to dress as a woman and hit on the dean.

He did, but the flattery he recieved from the dean made him forget he wasn't really a female.

Yes, that was a confusing night.

Pan imagines there's no chocolate,
it's easy if you try.

Yes, I do.... mainly because when I have choclate Lady Sage eats it all.

Will has a secret crush on Elphaba's avatar. He's waiting for the titty board pics of her/it.

Naw, Will is just grateful that I returned to my "nice" witch avatar. "Bad" witch was giving him nightmares.

Speaking of nightmares...Pan is having a recurring dream that the greatest musician of all time, and one he worships, is Barry Manilow.

It's a bit of both. :thumbsup:

Actually, it reminds me of Carmen San Diego.

Elphaba is delighted to know that the lollipop guild does not condone the war in Iraq.

Willravel never had tea parties when he was young. Instead he courted a tribunal in order to ascertain the identity of his teddy bear's attacker.

Ch'i buys Curious George dolls and makes them not so curious anymore . . .

Chi was the leader of the lollipop guild.

Lady Sage's avatar is a cat she kidnapped and is holding it for ransom. The avatar is proof the the cat is alive.

ol' numbers still plays with lincoln logs...

And uncle is deadly serious about those golf numbers; no playing about it.

Elph read a book once.

When she realized the book never told her why she needed to see Dick run... she sent letters to the publisher asking how dare they sell such pornography.

pan bought Ben Roethlisberger's bedpan on eBay. He wanted them to send it to him still full, but unfortunately the local HazMat team nixed the idea......

*Sigh* tis true tis true and as you can see the cat has 'tude!

Paddy likes to go to local area nursing homes to meet women, however, he got banned from one last week for stealing panties.

LS encourages PJ to steal the old-timers' sleeper jammies and send them to her...

uncle phil watched Alexander. He then proceeded to hurl Oliver Stone into the sun.

What can I say?? Sleeper jammies are soooooooo warm and comfy and winter is coming... Where I live it can be temperate like fall/spring all winter or it can lay a smack down on you.

Chi is really short for Chiapet. A nic name Chi once earned because he still believes if he eats seeds they will grow in his stomach and he will start sprouting vegetation from every pore.

Lady Sage's real name is really Lady Bay Leaf, but that doesn't slide off the tongue very well.