Fremen has a pet cockroach named Marvin which he keeps hidden away in his pants pocket during the day. But at night, Marvin comes out and sits on Fremen's shoulder while they watch old Dallas re-runs and eat Cheez-Wiz and Ritz crackers.

MM buys sperm from the sperm bank...to ice her drinks with.

Ewwwww....

Zeraph is gross. :lol:

Mixedmedia keeps an unnamed person's photo inside her undergarments.

That's not a secret!

L loves to cook but when he does he measures out all cooking ingredients from a prostitute's orifices. Do NOT eat his brownies or chocolate pudding.

Zeraph claims to inhabit the cosmos, but actually lives in a railroad car outside hoboken. He recently made a guest appearence in a credit card commercial.

SirLance.. He's working as Santa this year at various malls.

yes, and luckily he'll have his trusty elf, ol' blue eyes right beside him all the way.

PJ doesnt come around much these days because he has found true lust with a toaster, a cigar and a plush Barney doll.... its sick PJ sick, sick!

Lady Sage uses only men's brands of deodorant.

loquitur is the founder of a barbershop quartet called "The Loquacious Loquitors." It failed because he was the only member and could not sing in 4 voices at once.

Which SL knows because he is an avid fan and groupie of barbershop quartets.

Zeraph is Matt Lauer's stunt double.

Hairy JumpinJesus during the approach of a full moon, listens to Depeche Mode and New Order and mutters "you must be the soundtrack of my life" in the middle of the night.

BE naturally has brown eyes but get's blue from slaughtering thousands and thousands of dolphins to "extract" their blue.

Zeraph carries a Hello Kitty backpack.

One of the books on Mixed's shelf reveals a secret passage to the dungeon.

the sevens tried to swim to china when he was 6 years old...in the bathtub...

unc p hardly ever cleans his balls.

The other golfers keep their distance.

luckily for the golfing community, Fremen is very handy with a washcloth.......

and pj is right behind him with a blow dry!

And SL is right there, taping it all!

Edit: I wonder how long we could keep something like this going? That is, implementing the previous poster in the same secret.

Zeraph is writing his thesis on "Balls and the Effects of Embalmed Balls on Vagrant Golfers"; video not withstanding.

Ch'i secretly licks his golf clubs each night. Three times on each wood, two times on each iron. And what he does to the putter is too indecent to mention in this polite forum.

the talkative one mentioned it once on another forum...a kinky forum...

Uncle Phil haunts us all at our "kinky forums." :eek:

mm goes shopping naked at the night and runs on the road with the hands on the head!

edge reads Proust naked while standing in the deli section of Wal-Mart.

Fremen once applied for a butcher job in the deli section. He didn't realize that the meat is already sliced....

SirLance enjoys a nice sliced beef tongue sandwich w/ onions and brown mustard at least once a week.

the mixed one has a morbid fear of blue m & ms...

Uncle Phil is saving all his blue m&ms so someday he can scare mixedmedia out of his mind.

I know ourcrazymodern? is new here, so I'll let the gender discrepancy slide, ehem...but I'll have you know I am alllll woman. ;)

The "?" in ourcrazymodern's username stands for "robot penis."

Sorry, mm, I knew that. I meant Uncle Phil is trying to scare you out of his own mind!

mixedmedia eats salad for desert and has the sweets up front! Mmm, mmm!
Alllll woman, indeed.

ocm just wore his shorts when he went outside to check his mail...

OCM? assumes we all have peni and sugar-related issues, as her robotic penis exudes geysers of chocolate when she becomes too excited. she's carbophalliphilic.

/wait, are you a chick?

and since phil, just like he always did, runs in and steals my thunder, i'll reveal that he was roasting marshmellows in the transhcan outside ocm?'s, in anticipation of stealing his/her chocolate robotic penis and making mushroom shaped s'mores. melts in his mouth, not in his hand.

Well, yes, and it's cold outside! That's why I thought I'd better put something on.

Uncle Phil sometimes in his own mind spells his name with an F.

I thought all guys have penis issues of one sort or another.
& I do love chocolate.

Pigglett shares the fear of things blue, but realizes that colors don't show up in the dark, and that they often taste sweeter there.

uh...yeah.....riiiight :p

ocp?, coined succinctly by monsieur pigglet (pronounced peeg-lay), once (as in last week) became paralyzed with fear on the choo-choo at the local zoo.

mais oui, ma cherie?

m^2 caused the fear, of course...dressing up in a navin r. johnson costume on the choo-choo and screaming about her "special purpose."

pigglet's special purpose is the introduction of the corkscrew-shaped unit into other peoples' minds. Not to say I didn't enjoy it.