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Uncle Phil has had a superhero costume with "SM" on the front made up, thus combining his two secret pleasures of being a Mod with being a sexual deviant :D
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sagebrush is green with envy...
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U Phil is actually posting from prison for animal cruelty to pigs (you DON'T want to know what he was doing to them but it involved twinkies).
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Z has two big toes on his left hand...yes, toes...
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Uncle Phil ACTUALLY got his name from the cute little blonde girl next door....hmmmm.lol
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Deltona Couple are writing in from France, where they are campaining against grape abuse. Unsuccessfully.
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SL has two erasers on his pencil...
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UP once got lost . . . in a bathroom.
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Zeraph has seen "Bring it On" twenty-seven times.
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Ch'i thinks that scene from "Be Cool" where The Rock is doing the "monolouge" from "Be Cool" needs more hands in the air, fingers curling "quotations" brackets.
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Sage has man hands ;P
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DB was born that way...
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uncle phil's secret history includes a stint as lead hair-ratter for the Hee-Haw Honeys.....1972-76, the glory years...he shouldn't be so modest
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mixedmedia got drunk and tried to have sex with a TV . . . and succeded. They had 4 offspring together named Tinkywinky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. (if you don't get the name reference google them :lol: )
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Z is jerry falwell's nephew...
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Uncle Phil IS Jerry Falwell.
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Zeraph left Dr. Falwell's cage open...
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ch'i stayed up all night long digging up these old nonsense threads while balancing a bottle of rolling rock on his head...
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And Uncle phil was the one who paid him to do it. He watched while he washed his body in mayonnaise.
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Zeraph was recently seen at Tavern On The Green wearing a fetching sequinned nightgown with a plunging neckline, matching pumps, and an alligator skin handbag. PETA was protesting.
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SirLance thinks PETA is a type of cheese.
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Isn't it like GOUDA?
Ch'i has a zen based navigation system. He finds someone who looks like they know where he's going, and follows them... |
SirLance created a Chia pet from a mold of his own penis.
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Mixedmedia is really a Swiss Spy. Now that all the world puts their money in their Swiss acounts, the small neutral nation will use the intrest they've collected to raise the largest army made up entirely of PMCs (Private Military Companies), and take over the world! We're on to you MixedMedia :p
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if it wasn't for bad luck, 777 would have no luck at all...
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Uncle Phil makes candles...out of people.
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and they aren't even good candles...
Zeraph thinks there are only three kinds of people in this world: people who can count, and people who can't. |
Ch'i be workin' for an avatar...
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uncle phil is suspiciously keen...
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Ch'i does not move his lips in synchronization with his words when he speaks. Apparently this appeases the Kung Fu gods, who have blessed him with a very nice fighting style.
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Kramus uses a straightening iron to unkink his pubic hair. Amazingly he has only burned himself once.
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Charlatan is currantly in trouble with the Gurkha Contingent of the Singapore Police Force.
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777 has violent tendencies toward stuffed animal like objects. He was banned from Disneyland for eviscerating Mickey Mouse.
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Zeraph thinks bathrooms are overrated.
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Ch'i makes his energy balls do all his homework
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous |
Ch'i really wanted to use the screenname "Ki" instead of "Chi", but lost something in the translation, and has never been the same.
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777 has never rolled a seven in his life.
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ch'i hasn't seen the new line of sleeper jammies yet...
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Phil became obsessed with sleeper jammies after he stole mine and found out how comfortable they were...
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